running into tom nook in the most extravagant outfit ever with 0% of my loans paid off

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

This can't be the same brain that learnt glycolysis and Krebs cycle.

this pollen about to start falling but do not come around me making that lil pig noise scratching your throat.

I know I could get so much work done if I did it

sim professora eu conheço todos os peixes, pesquei todos os peixes do stardew valley

why is everyone allowed to isolate or be in a bad mood but me

That hour we lost yesterday? That's when I was going to file my taxes.

messaged my gynecologist about my symptoms and they immediately got me an appointment saint dana please protect me

they had to put me on mood stabilizers because my intuition was too strong

they should take another hour every night until there’s no more time. let’s wrap things up

my favorite character on the L word has always been dana and now im having to get evaluated for breast cancer in my 20s girl wait i don’t like you that much 😭

that hour we lost to daylight savings was the hour i was gonna get my life together

"the veil is thin" and it's just a bunch of kudzu in the morning somewhere in Tennessee

i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library

making my alarm the piano riff sound so i wake up like this bc it makes me laugh

nothing like getting settled in the empty library and the sickest person in the world decides to sit right near you

my thesis chair leaving comments on my draft and writing “awk” when she doesn’t like my phrasing lmaoooo 😭

tweeting about my research instead of actually doing it #realacademia

Let’s be Advil LIQUI•GELS with mama

i ordered an iced coffee this morning and the barista wrote "spring is here! ♡" on the cup and when i saw it i said yaaaaaay and hit this face