Your Friend Rashad
@OptimusGrind__
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Snacks. Wine. Anime. IWC. Sports. Blerd. Plant Dad. 90s Nostalgic. Record Collector. Playlist Curator. Chef. Don’t Believe What The TL Say About Me
Joined April 2009
Someone said Batman & Kim Possible have the same powers. I haven’t unclenched my fist since.
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Me interrupting Fox News December 21st to make my super villain debut when I get my powers
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Let me guess…
phone dry .social media dry.but you know what's not tho.
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I cannot stress this enough, meet your internet friends. Somehow, someway. Meet them.
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Y’all think Jay Z went to Twitter when Beyoncé had Terrance Howard lost on stage? . NO, be like Hov
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Doing the arm spread with the degrees is the coldest.
I got my 4th degree and was the first women or person of color to graduate from my program. I also walked across the stage with a job offer from the state of Indiana waiting 🤝🏾
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I’ll never forget when y’all said this was Tisha Campbell
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“So I said, until I see a Turkey Pig I’m not eating no Turkey bacon”
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I’m moving to texas, I’ve gotten bored of Georgia racism. It’s time to experience a new kind.
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what era are you in right now?.
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When the bottle girls bring the sparklers and D’ussé bottles
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Y’all will post a clearly fake film poster with the caption “is this real?”.
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I’m 34, I’m not calling a woman “Fine shyt” keep that YN mumbo jumbo away from me.
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I texted you at 8:55 its 8:55:15 find you someone to play with cause I’m not it.
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Shorty life was in shambles every episode she was in
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Was at the store and passed by the super soakers and water guns. Had a random memory of my dad taking all my siblings to the store to pick out water guns and balloons for fights at the park. Yep, that did it. RIP pops
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So that’s when I said “it’s 2 thangs I never saw, a turtle with speed or a bitch I need”
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Me after she didn’t think I can eat pussy for 30 minutes straight
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Imagine Issa Rae rapping “YEAH GLO” to her self in the mirror on a episode of Insecure. The streets need it
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OITNB really carried Netflix on its back them early years.
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When I text “ 🥢🥡” that mean give me tenmennit.
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Pizza Hut and Blockbuster on a Friday night in the 90’s? What a time to be alive .
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Everybody running out of gas, not me tho. Y’all stay up .
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Metro Boomin did these within a 3 year span and all of them hit. This is what we call a run folks.
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Girl Math is thinking I’ma take you to Targé, the bookstore, Ulta/Sephora and feeding you after. …. You absolutely right baby girl I am.
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How many times did Ice Cube try to sell that damn Barbershop and y’all surprised?
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Was scrolling too quick and thought this was Reba McEntire.
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I been binge watching How to Get Away With Murder all weekend. why y’all didn’t tell me this was crack??
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John Legend make everything sound like a negro spiritual.
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Ray J in the background hoping for a commercial break to advertise them damn Raycon earbuds like
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if she got 2 eyes she got 2 niggas so imagine if she got glasses 🫠.
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Johnson & Johnson can’t even do baby powder right and y’all want they vaccine.
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Reasons to back that ass up. • girl u look good.• u a big fine woman .• you a fine muthafucka.• call me big daddy.• girl who is u playn wit.
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Beyoncé : it must be the cash cause it ain’t your face . Jay Z:
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Black women.
In your opinion, what is a 10/10 fruit?.
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Sometimes you just want to chill but life wanna be startin somethin
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Top 5 best coochie list . 1.) BBWs .2.) Women into Anime.3.) Women who beat their niggas .4.) Older Women.5.) Single Mothers . HM: School teachers
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These new parents put them straight into Jordan 1’s and Balenciaga.
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When Donell Jones said "Sweet little dee-doo-dee-dee" >>>>>> Jacques whole collection.
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Laying up w/ your favorite person being loved on. >>>>> must be nice.
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Krispy Kreme is better than any doughnut you put up against it.
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This Isley Brother is really missionary position music.
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Teen Titian’s trending, Slade used to have that nigga Robin STRESSED
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Black Women.
In your opinion, what is a 10/10 fruit?.
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Stroking a BBW in missionary hits real different when you find out her legs go back father than you thought. Like this bitch really want me to nut in her
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Trump ain’t wrote not one note, he going off the dome like he on Hot 97.
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Shemar Moore never answered for these crimes against humanity and I don’t like that
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Maroon 5 was a COOKING when they made this album
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Stop making new flavors of coca cola, either put the cocaine back in it or leave it alone.
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Me after she toss me a warm towel, my Fenty boxers and says “good game”
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I’m not gonna keep telling y’all to grow up and leave that Stella & Barefoot alone
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