leja (medo brundo) ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩
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21 | my world within delusion @lejafromheaven
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Joined March 2022
i always forget i have a half sister and keep referring to myself as my dad's favourite daughter (forgetting i'm not the only one) and he never fucking corrects me LMAOO
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What I Bring to the Table: - a feeling I had - mystery - giggling - talking in riddles - cleavage - esoteric insight - a little dance
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"I need my job to pay my bills" Wrong. You need your job so that you can continue to subtly reinforce the subliminal messages you have been sending me that you hate me and want me to die because you don't want to play video games with me in the middle of the day.
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Yes, but for woke reasons (he was dismissing the needs of a woman seeking medical care)
Me: I think I got Cutiepie Syndrome, Doc. Doctor: I keep telling you… That is NOT real. Me: Please, you gotta help me. Doctor: *turns to You, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a “man doctor” while you were reading this?
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can’t believe this is the same guy who regularly sends us shirtless backshots at the gym
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the smartest ppl i know either become lethal in academia or live a life of debauchery that would put Dionysus to shame
most geniuses in the world take drugs and watch porn and play video games all day
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I think we're being far too harsh on TOP. I mean it's got to be hard to make the transition from actor to rapper. He only learnt to rap last year for Thanos!!
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if i had a wife id text her things like what’s your full name and when’s your birthday
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tu m’étonnes les meufs qui grandissent dans un monde cis-hétéro elles sont matrixés faut voir les remarques que tu te manges dès que tu sors un tout petit peu du lot
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