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Legally Ms. Juno

@legallymsjuno

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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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🚨 Irony Alert! 🚨 Remember when Carney was all set to roll out the red carpet for an arrest warrant David Copperfield-style for Netanyahu courtesy of the ICC? 🎩✨ Fast forward to today, and it seems he’s traded in the handcuffs for a “#TeamNetanyahu” jersey! 🤷‍♂️ Is this what
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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It's 50% dumbass - BIG B and small b recessive traits. mom has gene bb (blue eyes) and dad can be Bb (brown eyes) 📌SIDEBAR:/ The only impossible are two blue eyed parents having a brown eyed child. (Two brown eyed parents can make a blue eyed child. )
@HDealla
AJay - Mountain Streams
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@Oilfield_Rando @EDranir @grok All Castro’s ancestors came from heritages where brown eyes were the 99% norm. Fidel had brown eyes. Trudeau has blue eyes. The chance of Trudeau being Castro’s based off eye colour is .01% imo. Castro would have had to have a parent or grandparent with blue eyes to have
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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Does anyone know what happened with the Mexican cartel situation?
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@lawindsor
Lauren Windsor
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Just so we're all clear, this is the Epstein Iran War
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@ThrillaRilla369
Thrilla the Gorilla
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@IanCarrollShow Imagine if Muslims were digging tunnels under the streets of New York City What were the mattresses for again?
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@guyfelicella
guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁
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You say cannabis is linked to anxiety. I say anxiety is linked to: rent you can’t afford, groceries you can’t pay for, and working nonstop just to stay afloat. Fix the pressure. Watch the coping change!
@CP24
CP24
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Rising cannabis use linked to higher rates of anxiety and depression: study
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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Alberta just dropped a $9.4 billion deficit bomb. But fear not, separation bros: once you're independent, you'll keep ALL the equalization billions you send to Ottawa every year... ....right after you figure out how to magically replace the other 70% of federal cash that
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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The USA (and Israel) launching strikes on Iran right now isn't cool at all—it's escalation that risks dragging the world into a bigger mess, civilian deaths, and endless fallout. Remember Trump's 2013 tweet roasting Obama for supposedly being too weak to negotiate and attacking
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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😂😂😂Gator isn't wrong 😂😂😂
@gator_gum
Gator⚡Gum
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On behalf of many Canadians, I'd like to personally thank @mario4thenorth, @truckdriverpleb, @thesovereignceo, @by__brittany, @JasminLaine, @JinglaiHe, @MarcNixon24 and friends... I'd like to thank you for pushing more and more voters away from the CPC every day. You will call
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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Two Caesars at YYZ: $43.98 pre-tax → $49.70 total That's ~$25 each after the airport's special 'fuck you' HST. For spicy tomato vodka I could've bought a houseplant that actually loves me back. Pearson just yeeted my wallet into the Clamato void. 🍅💸😭 #YYZ
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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Oh look, Ontario's 'dirty little secret' is back in the headlines—11-14 year old girls trafficked across the GTA, hotels & all. You screamed about this exact nightmare as Minister of Children & Women's Issues under Ford. What the actual fuck did your government DO beyond photo
@MacLeodLisa
Lisa MacLeod
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Ontario’s dirty little secret is sex trafficking of young girls. In every hotel in the province. In every community.
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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hahahaha it's Chicoutimi 😂😂😂😂 Do you even know where that is?😂😂😂😂
@elie_mcn
Élie Cantin-Nantel
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Quebec’s separatist party just won the riding of Chicoutimi, QC. Could Quebec separation happen before Alberta separation? 👀 https://t.co/fnNccaFuch
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@Gusinalberta
Just Gus 🇨🇦 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈
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Pierre has failed to qualify for his top security clearance since marrying Ana, coincidence?
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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Do you know how many DMs I have from former supporters of Conservative Pierre Poilievre? They tell me, 'Holy crap, you were right, but I can't say that publicly or I'll get shadow-banned or blocked by all the influencers. I want to know the garbage they are spewing! 😂😂😂😂😂
@guyfelicella
guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁
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If Mark Carney had joined the Conservative Party and was doing the exact same things he’s doing today, conservative influencers would be applauding him nonstop. And let’s be honest, I know plenty of conservatives who already admit, "I like Carney".
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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@wogpound
𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙩
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Mexico Canadians trapped, airport closed
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@legallymsjuno
Legally Ms. Juno
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The Mexican army just took out El Mencho, the big boss of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel (CJNG), in a massive operation—and the cartel is LOSING THEIR MINDS in retaliation. We're talking burning vehicles everywhere, roadblocks of torched buses and cars choking the streets,
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@DRodbone
Paranoid Humanoid
12 days
Gonna tell my Grandkids this is Brian Lilley.
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@TroyWestwood
Troy Westwood
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Cannot stop thinking about this. During the debate with @Martyupnorth Martin spews some Trump talking points as if he’s Martin Leavitt, and confirms he is a supporter of Trump. When I ask him about the obvious deep connections Trump has to the #EpsteinFiles Martin replies “That
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