I love the smell of weed in the morning

maybe in another life i punched that bitch

“i took a bullet to the head” i bleed more on my period than your fucking ear bitch

https://t.co/IZUvTO8lNq

this sign at the lesbian bar 😭

need an espresso martini, Caesar salad, truffle fries, and a forehead kiss with some peonies on the side

Lmao yeah. After further research, hot girls love @ChappellRoan

sometimes as an adult you have to decide “this is the last time these people are gonna make me feel this way” & stand on it. rather that be family, a relationship or a friendship

Being single and becoming obsessed with yourself is the vibe check every hot girl need

Having Gemini Leo or Sagittarius placements

#TeamNymphia @66wind99 #DragRace 👑

All a bitch wants is some dense weed. Fuck

me when my friends try to hang up the phone on me and I distract them with a new topic

Idk who my soulmate is but i know he's not no fucking 5'7

For Valentine’s Day I want someone with big thighs to crush me