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if there’s a hell, i’m the headliner
Joined January 2021
my twitter profile for fags, perverted women, degenerates, sinners, shoplifters, alcoholics, people in recovery, dropouts, and people with less than $100 in their bank account.
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we as a society need to kill him. he's ruining the vibes
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"dressing goth is so expensive" mfs when i buy my chains at home depot for $2
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do you guys not have friends who love you or what.
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having friends in ur 20s is for two main reasons
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it's so cool how there are no long-term effects of listening to music at full volume through headphones or vaping or staring at screens everyday.
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i wish vampires were real so we could have problematic vampire discourse on twitter. like can you imagine having an opinion about whether a 200yo dating a 150yo is bad. or whether bloodsucker is a slur.
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the commodification of punk signals that gen z is, unfortunately, more interested in aesthetics rather than truly engaging with the world around them. you're supposed to thrift your bag and gather pins by supporting local bands, art collectives, or making them yourself.
Theres this lady on tiktok who’s selling white girl itabags for $95 and ive genuinely never been more frustrated in my life.
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get ratioed by real animation
The winning video by Damián Gaume for Any Colour You Like in Pink Floyd's The Dark Side Of The Moon 50th Anniversary Animation Video Competition.
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my most fucked up trait is that i dont have enough space to store my vinyl so i just keep them on a dishwasher rack like this
My most fucked up trait is that I don’t own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this
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being a divorced dad and listening to foo fighters must feel so good like damn i only see my kids every other weekend and this guitar solo fucks.
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call my bed an ashtray the way there's a fag in there.
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when u are in ur 20s u must regain interest in ur teenage obsessions to stave off spiritual decay.
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being a lesbian is so awesome bc you can have the same interests as a 16yo boy and women still want u. like you can be like yeah i have minecraft pants and play d&d, and women will be like wow thats so hot wanna make out.
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>go on instagram.>ignore all my dms.>post a song no one gaf about by a band no one knows.>close app
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me whenever a beautiful woman asks me to do something for her
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how does everyone clean their vinyl? i personally like to use steaming hot water and powder dish soap to smooth the grooves out
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this is what im talking about
we as a society have evolved past the need for milquetoast cottagecore lesbianism. from now on all lesbians should be evil and unhinged.
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i love when old white dudes are like "i miss the 80s when men dressed like REAL men and none of this gender shit existed" and the whole time they are referring to men who dressed like this
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"the forbidden L word" i love being a lesbian i love being a dyke i love being a carpet muncher i love being a muffdiver.
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how can you say this when joan jett exists
chappell roan is such a phenomenon because shes the first lesbian to make good music.
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why does cannibalism always have to be a metaphor for love. what if im just evil and hungry.
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running up and making a deal with god here
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do u guys listen to ur vinyl with or without the crust?
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nine inch nails performing with peter murphy of bauhaus, who is hanging upside down for some reason, (2009)
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guys what do u think of my car seat headrest concert outfit
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stop it with these i feel like if you're getting manipulated by someone who listens to car seat headrest and arctic monkeys thats on you
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i would literally rather kill myself than have sex with a man.
@Aella_Girl Seems to me that lesbians are usually "lesbian" in that in their minds and in their emotions, they are attracted to women, but tend to feel a biological need to interact sexually with men.
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found another depeche mode song
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i’m so obsessed with the nine inch nails golf polo. like who is this even for
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my favorite music opinion is “how are the beatles influential? they sound like every band theyve influenced”.
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the substance i need to abuse is a lesbian situationship.
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cocteau twins speak in angelic language, if u cant understand its because u have an impure spirit, and a heavy karmic debt.
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reading this a lesbian stripper is insane.
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i used to be a photographer at a goth club last year but don't think i ever posted my pics on here. here are some of my favorites
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sometimes ill use sandpaper if the grooves are deep to make the process faster.
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also like if u get into relationships just bc u hate being single thats just setting urself up for a very bad relationship. and being desperate never looks cute on anyone.
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all goth music is about either wanting to kill yourself or having weird sex. and thats why its the best genre.
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u knock on the door i answered covered in blood and bruises and bite marks and im like “you should see the other girl” and she’s covered in lipstick marks.
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if i had a wife i'd let her stab me and bite me and chew on me to relieve stress. maybe even kill me if that's what she wanted.
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guys check out the lesbian twin fantasy plushies
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@megzlodon purchasing a luxury car is absolutely one of the worst financial decisions you can make. like cars depreciate in value over time, so you'll sell it for far less than you paid, they need premium gas and oil so regular maintenance is more expensive, and insurance rates are insane.
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"bro you need to listen to black midi". black midi:
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at the math rock show counting on my fingers so people know im enjoying it.
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happiness does not come from stadium concerts. only that band with less than 100k spotify monthly listeners and $25 tickets can save you.
MAKE CONCERTS AFFORDABLE AGAIN.
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hate that weezer has been stereotyped to be a band for loser men bc buddy holly played at the lesbian bar last night and everyone collectively lost their mind.
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@hudlion if i said i had no one, it would be completely dismissive of my friends. true love isn't exclusive to romantic relationships.
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me at age 12 after listening to the beatles for the first time
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cigarettes only make you smell bad if you're straight btw.
Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.
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in 2025 we're out with the avoidant lesbian bullshit. express your feelings or die.
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neither butch nor femme but a secret third thing (john)
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going on r/goth is so funny bc people will be like "can i like both bauhaus and charli xcx? will i forever be shunned from the community?" and its like. girl.
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obsessed with reading vintage personal ads
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if you've ever felt like a loser lesbian just remember that i got tickets to see the cure on 3 different dates so i could post them on my story 3 different times hoping the girl i had a crush would potentially respond to my story and talk to me.
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pulling up to the goth taco bell and ordering a bauhaus blast.
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everyone stop and look at these pics of kate bush as a bat
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you go on pinterest. you type "punk aesthetic". you go on amazon. you type "small handbag". you make pins of music, movies, or media you've heard about because it makes you feel cool, cultured. but this curated image lacks any real substance; its based on illusion alone.
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man i don’t want to contribute to society i just want to lie in a field and listen to music.
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not being alive during the 1980s is insane i should have been at the club
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Feminist masterpiece The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails was released on this day 30 years ago. This semi-autobiographical concept album is defined by themes of womanhood and homosexuality, and released on International Women's Day
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>see an ad for "goth night" in brooklyn.>dm on ig asking if it’s going to be actual goth or alt tiktok music.>they dont understand.>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is goth and what is alt.>they laugh and say "it's a good event".>attend the event.>its alt tiktok music.
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will you quit cigarettes. for me.
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