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@laureezyf

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There are two kinds of people in this world, and I don't like them | Your vagina is beautiful | She/Her |🎙 @omenerdspodcast

Afrique de l'Est
Joined March 2009
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@laureezyf
not romantic or platonic but a secret 3rd thing
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The Unfulfilled Potential of Camp Mulla https://t.co/b3ZuoHmU0Z via @YouTube
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@Nefertittie_
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Day 6 of selling 100 blankets to clear my school fees. 94 to go! Dm to order 🥹 Maasai blankets-1500/- Shawls - 1500/- Kikoi - 1000/- Fleece blankets - 2500/-
@Nefertittie_
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Good morning guys. I sell these masaai blankets, kikois and shawls at affordable prices. Dm to order and RT widely
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@husskhalid
husseinkhalid
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There’s a GenZ vying in Magarini constituency in the upcoming elections of 27th November 2025. His name is Amos Katana. He is 25 years old and vying as an independent candidate. Let’s make him famous.
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@laureezyf
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You can also listen to my podcast, it’s a nice short and sweet episode… 15mins tops. Easy listening while cleaning #omenerds S2EP9 Future Stolen, Courtesy of Corruption
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@laureezyf
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Watch my YouTube 🎥👀 The Internet Used To Be Free; Remember Owning Stuff?
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@laureezyf
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How much money do you guys earn from these kind of tweets? Does it count when the no blue ticks interact with it? Am I giving you reach to the blue ticks here? Do you get paid on just general engagement or like a replies vs retweets model? Genuinely curious should I ask Grok?
@dumbtwt7
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As a married woman, do you think your salary should be paid directly into your husband's account?
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@laureezyf
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You’re supposed to respond to these???😳
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sent my coworkers an email that im leaving the company and i got 0 responses
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@laureezyf
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Someone was driving on the wrong side of the road, Larry blocked that. Some of you just have brains as a decoration, you never use it.
@Disembe
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Larry Madowo is one of those Kenyan drivers who will not give way even when you have a slim chance of escaping a head-on collision with an approaching trailer. That’s how you end up killing a whole village on Nakuru-Nairobi highway. Giving way, especially when you are the one
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@OkiyaOmtatah
Okiya Omtatah Okoiti
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Kenya is a big prison. Each time citizens plan a prison break, the wardens unite to protect the walls. Ref: Enter the KANU Warden https://t.co/VEW8lPkKIe
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@dumbtwt7
Nicole
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A man can love you deeply and still forget your birthday.
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@laureezyf
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Young Money is really going out sad, you hate to see it
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@CollinsBriche
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Why does the world bank hate struggling Kenyans this much? Never heard them ask the government to stop corruption and arrest economic criminals.
@moneyacademyKE
Moe
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The World Bank urges Kenya to raise taxes like VAT and excise duty to pay supplier debts, which reached Sh526 billion in June 2025.
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@salimishmael_
Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪
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Chapo kenye tu huwezi kula nayo ni kofi. Na wewe unafaa upewe moja
@itseduh1
i’m Him
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Watu hukula chapo na chai is everything okay back at home like wtf is that combo eww 🤧
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@farhiiiyaaa___
Farhiya✨
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My fellow haters, you have to register as voters and vote in the next elections so that when you're shitting on the politicians, you won't be hating from outside the club. Participate so that you can particiHATE #HatersForDemocracy
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@laureezyf
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Sharing is caring?
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“Friends who became family” ameenda na manzi yangu
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@laureezyf
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I will physically fight you I SWEAR TO GOD !!! @WilliamsRuto
@moneyacademyKE
Moe
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The World Bank urges Kenya to raise taxes like VAT and excise duty to pay supplier debts, which reached Sh526 billion in June 2025.
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@laureezyf
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Lol listen to my podcast 😅
@omenerdspodcast
The Omenerds
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Corruption is the monster under our beds, except it also stole the bed, the room, and the title deed. EP 9️⃣ ⤵️ Spotify https://t.co/Z3opYl6Cuu Soundcloud https://t.co/NHJ0RMzla2 YouTube https://t.co/dV0MSEkj3w Apple podcast https://t.co/m9pOureta2 #omenerds #podcast
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