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Laugh Now But One Day We'll Be in Charge 🙊🙉🙈
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Joined April 2023
RT @TheBabylonBee: UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You’re Allowed To Be Racist Against .
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RT @AMINABankGlobal: RLUSD is now available at AMINA Bank 🚀. In collaboration with @Ripple, AMINA enables a regulated, secure, and seamless….
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Many years ago - instead of buying a house, I bought a bag of BTC. It's not rocket science.
🔥BILLIONAIRE ADVICE: SELL YOUR HOUSE, BUY BITCOIN?. 🇲🇽Mexican billionaire Ricardo Salinas: “If your house is just an investment — sell it and buy Bitcoin. Or mortgage it and buy $BTC.”. “Houses come with taxes and maintenance. You can build more homes — but not more #Bitcoin.”
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Half the battle in crypto is not getting hacked & the majority of us do once or twice. ☠️.
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RT @lookonchain: A Bitcoin OG holding at least 80,009 $BTC($8.69B) woke up after 14+ years of dormancy and transferred out 40,000 $BTC($4.3….
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RT @coinbureau: 🔥26.7K NEW BITCOIN MILLIONAIRES IN 2025. Bitcoin’s price hit $111,970 in May after the April halving cut rewards in half.….
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RT @WatcherGuru: JUST IN: Dormant address moves 10,000 Bitcoin worth $1.09 billion for the first time in 14 years.
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Load up. Trump's going to make alot of people, very wealthy. It's your choice, sieze the moment!🏆.
🚨NEW: Chairman @RepFrenchHill, @HouseAgGOP Chairman @CongressmanGT, and House Leadership announced that the week of July 14th will be “Crypto Week,” where the CLARITY Act, Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act, and GENIUS Act will be considered. @SpeakerJohnson @SteveScalise
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Police assaulting Christian's in the U.K. now. Absolutely disgusting.
Police are now ASSULTING Christian preachers for preaching in a CHRISTIAN country and trying to silence them. You would never see them do this to Muslim preachers.
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RT @tpbreaking: Hakeem Jeffries is warning that a "deportation machine will be unleashed on steroids" if Trump's Big, Beautiful Bill passes….
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🚨 Seperate devices people! . Keep getting scam calls & messages? shut it down. They've got your details. 🔸 NFC malware lets attackers withdraw cash remotely.🔸 SMS stealers hit 100K phones, draining bank accounts.
🚨 Android adware is spiraling out of control:. 🔸 352 hidden apps faked icons, flooded 1.2B ad bids/day.🔸 “Evil twin” apps clone legit ones to hijack ad revenue.🔸 NFC malware lets attackers withdraw cash remotely.🔸 SMS stealers hit 100K phones, draining bank accounts. What
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America just keeps winning 🏆🇺🇸.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Lummis introduces bill to exempt tax on crypto transactions under $300.
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Never share your IP or have a separate connection for friends & family at home. They look for the weakest link ☠️.
🚨 40+ fake crypto wallet extensions on Firefox were stealing users’ keys and IPs — in plain sight. They cloned real wallets like MetaMask & Coinbase, faked 5-star reviews, and exfiltrated secrets to a remote server. Full story →
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The U.S. has its finger on the pulse. Other countries should take note.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Director of Digital Assets says "we want as much Bitcoin as we can possibly accumulate."
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