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@lastflowrs
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Joined February 2011
The Idol is a horrendous show. Bring back more seasons of Succession.
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A guy asked me out for Valentine’s Day & I told him I was a “non-practicing romantic.”
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babe you’re looking a little dehydrated. have you had enough diet coke today?
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I wish that everyone gets the opportunity to live by themselves at least once in their life. No roommates, no significant others, no children. The feeling is unreal.
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Feeling like a piece of shit. Just “can you hop on a quick call”-ed someone at work.
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hozier fucking wrote “i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door” and you text me wassup
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Do I know what perjury is? I’m not an idiot. It’s when a jury is made of cats.
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Does anyone actually enjoy bachelorette party weekends? I certainly don’t.
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Outside is scary and inside is lonely, we need a third place
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Girls don't like alpha males. They like silly little goober guys
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Small butts are making a comeback - me, a verified, unbiased source.
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Ok cool tweeted this last year and went to Italy this year. Next year I would like to meet the love of my life thank you universe.
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