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Chris Lambert

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Harvardian • Olympian • Londoner • views and expressions are my own

Maidenhead, South East
Joined January 2012
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@lambsenglish
Chris Lambert
3 years
Had to come back to see Greta burn Tate, and was astounded - although not surprised - to see how many thousands of men in the aftermath have been willingly exposing themselves as purveyors of small dick. Peak 2022. Happy New Year all, much love ❤️
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Chris Lambert
3 years
Instagram is bollocks though, isn’t it
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@lambsenglish
Chris Lambert
3 years
I think that for all the madness and horror, this is enough for me I’ll dearly miss hearing directly and indirectly from many of you, so I hope we can connect elsewhere I’m on Instagram @lambsenglish No doubt I’ll be back to wheedle into your DMs as a follow up ❤️❤️
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 years
My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci
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@MaaiNilson
𝐉𝐚𝐡ᥫ᭡. 🔻
3 years
Harry Kane’s comment section on the left, Bukayo Saka on the right. Such an amazing country.
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Chris Lambert
3 years
It’s the ultimate mark of footballers that they act like it’s all a game of chance decided by the quality of the referee, unless they win.
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
3 years
🗣 "I can't really go into explaining how bad [the referees] performance was." Harry Maguire has had his say after England's defeat by France 😬 #BBCFootball #BBCWorldCup
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@lambsenglish
Chris Lambert
3 years
Correct. I got through GCSE without any mention of Ireland. Agricultural & industrial revolutions, WWI & WWII, a little Roman Empire.
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Chris Lambert
3 years
I’m well aware there are people who can’t afford the heating. But I’m seeing plenty of people who want to “save” money talking about holding out. If you’ve not used your heating before it snows next week, it’s going to cost a fortune to take effect and probably spring a leak.
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Chris Lambert
3 years
If you are going to turn your heating on at all, you need to do it little and often. If you leave the heating off for a week then try and heat the house, it’s doing to take many hours longer than usual to achieve warmth. Plus in this weather, the boiler needs warmth too.
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Chris Lambert
3 years
Tough to think about what that number looks like when England lose
@MindBodySoleUK
Mind, Body & Sole
3 years
⚠️Trigger Warning: Domestic Violence 10 years of research has found that there is a 47% spike in domestic abuse on days where #England win a #FIFAWorldCup match. If you need support, contact the 24-hour National Domestic Abuse Helpline on 08082000247. #ThreeLions #LionsDen
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@KateLPortman
Katie Portman
3 years
Thinking of the many, many women who will now be dreading their men coming home tonight. 😢
@womensaid
Women's Aid
3 years
If we can come together to support a football team, we can come together to build a world where domestic abuse is no longer tolerated. Stand with survivors 👉 share our powerful campaign. #HesComingHome #EnglandVsWales #WorldCup @wearehouse337
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Mind, Body & Sole
3 years
⚠️Trigger Warning: Domestic Violence 10 years of research has found that there is a 47% spike in domestic abuse on days where #England win a #FIFAWorldCup match. If you need support, contact the 24-hour National Domestic Abuse Helpline on 08082000247. #ThreeLions #LionsDen
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Chris Lambert
3 years
🐐
@UtterlyInterest
UtterlyInteresting
3 years
Fair play to this Brazil fan, I don’t think this costume can be beaten. #WorldCup
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Chris Lambert
3 years
💀
@R__Rosser
RR 🦢
3 years
Checking my back garden for Harry Kanes penalty
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@brianphillips
Brian Phillips
3 years
England managing to lose on penalties even in a match that isn’t going to penalties. Simply incredible commitment to the bit.
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Chris Lambert
3 years
That’s flatly ludicrous defending though
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Chris Lambert
3 years
Have I forgiven and forgotten my historical aversion to supporting the English national football team? No. Do I want to see man like Saka lift up the Jules Rimet? Yes yes.
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Chris Lambert
3 years
From the rooftops
@Essence
ESSENCE
3 years
This entire cast is ageless and meanwhile there are folks that look like every breath they have ever taken in life. Let me tell you how favor ain’t fair. #ESSENCE
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Chris Lambert
3 years
As I said. Getting absolutely oven-readied by Mbappé.
@lambsenglish
Chris Lambert
3 years
Also, as a former man of speed, Kyle Walker is not as quick as he thinks he is
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Chris Lambert
3 years
When I worked at J&J, Brexit planning included government consultation to ensure adequate stock & supply of Calpol. New shipping routes and warehouses were in play. If we truly are running low on PENICILLIN it would be a staggering display of ineptitude, even for this lot.
@janderson_news
Joseph Anderson
3 years
Strep A deaths: Pharmaceutical bosses have insisted Scotland, along with the rest of the UK, is experiencing a shortage of antibiotics to fight the growing threat of strep A infections, despite the assurances of both Holyrood and Westminster https://t.co/KN6CZftOOw
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@notcapnamerica
chris evans
3 years
Whenever I struggle to comprehend the pathology of the WW obsessed with Meghan Markle I come back to this clip. It doesn’t matter if it’s Meghan, Kamala, Michelle Obama…there’s a sickness among these women. And they need to look inward to figure it out.
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