RT @RingerUnion: UPDATE: We still do not have an agreement because Spotify will not commit to key safeguards against the creep of AI into o….

I would very sincerely appreciate your help with this!.

(Seriously, it's good, buy it).

Buy his novel.

FEELING LESS HAUNTED BY THE SECOND.

I’m so happy to have had the chance to write about John Joseph Mathews, the trailblazing Osage writer who lived through the era of KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON and wrote about it 80 years before the current book and movie .

I wrote about Only Murders in the Building

(steps up to a hastily erected podium on the courthouse steps) I am OUTRAGED to learn that I am popular and successful enough to be targeted by these AI ghouls and their appalling good taste.

the other wrinkle here is that a good 20% of me wants to call my mom and brag about making the big list of famous writers.

imagine going through life thinking you’re Bruce Lee. they upload all your moves into an advanced new combat robot. in its first fight, the robot immediately curls up into a ball and starts lying about the capital of Afghanistan.

like I’m not sure what’s worse: the feeling of being stolen from or the feeling of being absolutely roasted.

I am DEEPLY disturbed to learn that my work has been used without my permission to train an AI that frankly sucks at writing

Got Wordle in two today so unfortunately I have to take back the entirety of this badly outdated column which I published this morning

Medvedev right now

I will say that Medvedev’s win feels like a victory for the entire Reddit community.

Kinda feels like Medvedev could solve climate change rn.

I’ve been really excited about the advent of the Alcaraz era, and I still am, don’t get me wrong, but it’s a real plot twist that Daniil Medvedev is the greatest athlete in the history of the world.

I guess I kind of forgot that Medvedev is like….good.

coincidentally Aristotle watched four or five episodes of My Hero Academia before writing the Nicomachean Ethics.