Kyle Snark (Parody)
@kyle_snark
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Snarky quips. Biased reporting. Political activism. It looks like news....but it's not. #HeyNext #9News #TheMostColoradoThing Parody of Kyle Clark.
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Joined February 2022
@KyleClark @patriottakes Yet it's still a complete lie (and I'm no fan of Boebert). You have an unhealthy obsession with Republican women. It's either infatuation or misogyny. Either way, it should concern viewers and your wife.
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@KyleClark Schools ought to talk to parents about these things. The underlying principle here is kids can’t consent. If schools are talking to kids in secret about anything they’re most likely doing something that shouldn’t be a secret
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Hi Brian. This is an endearing method to be asking for donations to help your wife's medical issues. #copolitics #9news #heynext
@KyleClark Yeah, @SuperOfMyHome would probably want to deport Jesus. Definitely a fake Christian.
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@KyleClark Yeah, Christian’s are broken. But that’s kinda the point, we believe we all fall short of perfection - I like this about Christianity, it’s humbling. I wonder, are there any newscasters at 9 news that have humility?
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Hi Jessica. I earn six figures, my daughters aren't going to public school. #copolitics #9news #heynext
@SuperOfMyHome I pray for the safety of his daughters, that they never end up in some weird after school program that convinces them to lie to him.
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Thank you for your prayers Val. I shy away from taking advice from Christian women, to the contrary I prefer mocking them, setting them up for my followers to troll and harass them online. Have a great night! #copolitics #9news #heynext
I pray for Kyle Clark to become a Christian.
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Hi TJ. I am Colorado's most prominent tv news guy and am the founder and producer of Colorado's most watched tv news program. My power to influence public opinion and politics is a feature, not a bug. Thanks for watching. #copolitics #9news #heynext
@KyleClark Kyle, I observe your X interactions from NE. How does it feel to have people believe you are so powerful that you can ruin an entire state just by existing? Are you truly a god amongst “men”? Must be nice to control so many things! 🤣
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Thank you for your prayers Val. I shy away from taking advice from Christian women, to the contrary I prefer mocking them, setting them up for my followers to troll and harass them online. Have a great night! #copolitics #9news #heynext
I pray for Kyle Clark to become a Christian.
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Hi TJ. I am Colorado's most prominent tv news guy and am the founder and producer of Colorado's most watched tv news program. My power to influence public opinion and politics is a feature, not a bug. Thanks for watching. #copolitics #9news #heynext
@KyleClark Kyle, I observe your X interactions from NE. How does it feel to have people believe you are so powerful that you can ruin an entire state just by existing? Are you truly a god amongst “men”? Must be nice to control so many things! 🤣
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@chris_tomer @ForestMommy @KDVR @9NEWS The next 14er will be the paperwork stack for my legal defense.
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@kyle_snark Thanks for putting that woman in her place! We don’t want to be like those Christian conservatives who, uh, put… women in their place….
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Hi Dr. Morrell. I appreciate your feedback. Denoting religious beliefs of conservative women is an important contextual addition to the conversation. It helps confirm my biases and emphasize the anti-GOP confirmation bias my viewers come to expect. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Kyle, Savor this win over my friend. Erin’s a hero. She gets attacked and works hard to help others. Savor it, soak in underhanded snark and ridiculous framing. She’s fighting ideas that break apart families and scar kid’s bodies. She’ll win—that’s why you pick on her.
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Today I am taking a victory lap on @Erin4Parents and throwing in some Christian shaming for good measure. That is how I Colorado. #copolitics #9news #heynext
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Spox for @COAttnyGeneral @pweiser said: "we've sued the Trump administration 35 times–to protect the rule of law–in Colorado and ensure Coloradans aren't perpetually victims" #copolitics #9news #heynext #BeOn9 #9newsMornings
Wild story of FOX31 meteorologist @KylieBearseWX facing a terrifying felony stalker. Weak @denverdasoffice, @DenverPolice, judges, @MikeJohnstonCO, @denversmayor must do more!!!
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The medal is the highest civilian honor in the nation.
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@COAttnyGeneral @pweiser said "Join me next week at the No Kings Rally in Denver or one near you!" #copolitics #9news #heynext #BeOn9
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Really appreciate Shelly Bradbury at @denverpost taking such a detailed look at stalking numbers across Colorado. This has been an incredibly frustrating process and I hope the courts start taking stalking seriously so others don't have this experience.
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Accountability journalisming means suppressing the identity of @coloradodems political operatives and their motivations. Christian conservative talk radio is not how you Colorado. #copolitics #9news #heynext #BeOn9 #9newsMornings #TheMostColoradoThing
Today's show with @TedTrimpa was wild! Jam-packed phone lines, fiery debates. Tomorrow is going to be amazing as @DeepNotShallow joins me. Jeff and Bill Show Special progressive cohosts 6am-10am MT https://t.co/UEgKeldLSm
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@News9mm Kyle Clark deleted a number of posts on this platform from that day. I wonder why he didn’t want the permanent record to show his coverage of that protest in the lead up to that incident? 🤔
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