Jena Griswold (parody)
@JengaGriswold
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Colorado Secretary of Satire (parody)
Colorado, USA
Joined June 2023
“You went $200k into debt for a law degree.” “That’s right Dave” “And you became Secretary of State in Colorado using Soros money.” “Yes” “Then you rigged the election with mail in ballots and compromised voting machines from Venezuela.” “Sure did.” “And you sent one of
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Jena is getting upset!
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This is 41.
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“So what’s your question?” “How can I find a good defense attorney?”
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I had a great time speaking to the Aurora Landlord Association yesterday! After I told them that my name is not “Mami,” we got down to business and I assured them that Colorado is, and will continue to be a great place to shakedown tenants for cash.
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This is an old trick we use in Colorado. We call it the Tina Peepers.
HOLY CR*P 🚨 Gavin Newsom’s redistricting election is going to be RIGGED California resident got her ballot: If you Vote No on prop 50 to stop the redistricting, it shows through the envelope This makes it easier for Democrats to identify them and throw them in the trash
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Good Morning Colorado! This is a reminder that I’m running for Attorney General. I will stand up to Trump!
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The federal government shutdown is a public health crisis. If I wanted to get some exercise and hike a national park (I don’t), I wouldn’t be able to. Do they expect people to walk around the city or something?
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What a heartfelt mass voter deregistration event!
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I’m too lazy to type this up again so here you go. Also, Jena for AG!
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This is not Jena speaking. Pray for Charlie Kirk. Protect non violent discourse. The real @JenaGriswold will denounce me for parody. Will she denounce political violence?
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Colorado understands that our Democracy depends on Tina Peters staying in prison. As Attorney General, I will do everything I can to make that happen. It’s also the best way for me to stay out of prison.
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@JenaGriswold I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I would rather be raped and murdered than have to see these disgusting signs. Many thanks to @GovofCO for directing our hall monitors to promptly remove them.
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What a rookie. My cats - Ruth, Bader and Ginsberg have been registered to vote for years.
A California woman registered her dog to vote and sent mail-in ballots on behalf of her dog But Democrats assured us mail-in voting is completely and totally secure!
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That’s horrible. She needs her overtime pay so we can tax it.
She worked 15 hours a day, 7 days a week. Telluride-owned hotel wouldn’t pay overtime, lawsuit alleges
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I just found out that the phrase “mailing it in” means putting in little to no effort or thought. This is a PR disaster!
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