The Suite Life of Zack & Crodie 🚢
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Grunt a little while sitting down? Take your glasses off when you’ve seen enough? Tired of the JUCO strippers upselling you? Then you’re in the right place!🤝🏾
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Two dinners I don’t have to pay for?!??!
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Nigga a 1 bedroom is $1500, don’t piss me off
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If I’m in traffic and you see this, shoot at my car, I’ll understand later
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When you eating pussy with the comforter still on your head
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"Bitch where the Ark at, Noah said he'd be here by 4 it's 4:45"
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Nigga told me no grills…I had braces lmfaoooooo
Black men what’s the worse excuse you’ve heard from bouncers when you’ve been denied entry to a venue?
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Niggas will shoot up a party but won’t shoot up a klan rally
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The chicken basically said “yeah it’s ya boy, dinner” 😂 nigga sat there like it was an honor
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Nigga sprinkled milked 😭
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Somebody put Iman in witness protection, I’m scared for his safety if he did
IG Model Who Claims She’s Pregnant By Tristan Thompson, Now Says Iman Shumpert Cheated on Teyana Taylor With Her (Pics-Vids)
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I haven’t cheated to my fullest potential yet is all this shows me
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My friends: “You really gone chase liquor with more liquor”
Me:
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When you pull a blunt out in a kickback and 5 heads start surrounding you
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Mom: “So how much longer you got in college”
Me:
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Yo shit don’t count Juandissimo lookin ass nigga
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You can even see the hookah smoke over the city
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My dumbass said “Coke Milk” 6 times before I said legendary 😭
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Fuck all other social media, if I post her on here...NIGGA
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We got Duffle Bag Boy all bc Wayne needed some gas and 2 Chainz delivered…THATS FUCKING HISTORY RIGHT THERE!!!
Lil Wayne talks about the first time he met 2 Chainz. 🤣🤣
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I wish y’all would stop using this tragedy to show us nobody has really ever liked you
Nip took Lauren everywhere. Lol that’s how you know a nigga be in love fr bc he doesn’t let you leave his side.
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Her: “So you tryna watch a comedy, action, or horror mo.....”
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When my friends hand me the damaged blunt to perform surgery
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Me in that court: “SUM WRONG WITH THE PUSSY!”
- “Sir one more outburst and that’s 30 days”
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@ChillAssTay
@dmarcushammond_
If he can lift em he can help me carry them damn groceries ain’t no nap nap
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Me as soon as someone texts “I see you”
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WB doesn’t get enough credit for how solid their shows were
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When my friend calls his girl that sells weed but she tryna charge us <<<<<
If niggas acted how females act in friendships, the murder rate would be much higher. You bitches are insufferable
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Niggas under here talkin bout “just move to a Nebraska” like bitch I’ll get 3 jobs before I move to fuckin Nebraska 😂😭😭😭😭
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We eat pussy everyday....but the 24th we eating pusse’
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Daphne runs like how I envision a Michael Myers does off camera lmfaoooo
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The nudes must’ve been mid as hell to wanna turn a plane around 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This Southwest pilot threatened to turn the plane around if passengers kept airdropping him nudes‼️😳
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@coldestwinters
This might be the greatest Tik Tok ever, felt like I was watching a Tubi movie 😭😭😭😭
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Nigga we ain’t forget about you…
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I use to love Wipe Me Down before college....now I can hear the whistles in my head on Pandora, y’all done gave me ptsd
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This my favorite one of all time istg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What’s druski funniest skit to y’all ?me n my cousin trynna decide
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Gahdamn Ja having a ghost of Christmas past experience lmfaooooo
Plaxico Burress has a message for Ja Morant
“If you can't learn anything, learn from me,”
(Via
@TheCartonShow
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You better than me, if this is every morning that's the spider's room now lmao
Every single morning for the past few weeks I've had to break a cobweb to get through my writing room doors and I have so many questions.
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@OfficialJoelF
me at the drive thru: "damn them some nice ass new fits yall got...yea let me get a vanilla cone"
".....our machine broke"
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“Bruh don’t be noticeable but ol girl in the baby blue behind you got a fat ass”
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I blame y’all for giving your kids iPads at 5 yrs old
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When I was 10 this is how I imagined the inside of Hooters lmao
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When I walk in class with food and the girl that sits next to me tries to flirt by saying “why didn’t you bring me any”
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What I hear when my girl is talking before I say “huh”
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Me in the middle of the night fried af tryna figure out what these bitches want from a nigga
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When your check bigger that what was expected >>>
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@Dejalaglam
@TyyGotTheJuuice
@gmdc_dlee
@ayoteeshh
@Nonchalant_Leak
@rsvp89
@DonnyFinego
@PoeVanGogh
When you go in for the spear but he got 7 more bullets
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Sub for sub, Subway got Publix. That’s tender mf just goated.
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If you respond to this “who won’t” stfu bitch, you know you won’t
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I know all of this is super awkward for her, she just tryna hoop and it suddenly became a race war 💀💀💀
"I don't think runner-ups usually go to the White House. I think LSU should you know enjoy that moment for them"
- Caitlin Clark
(h/t
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When I say this it has to be of my own free will, not because you pressured me
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@avatarcmoney1
@WhoAllOverThere
Better learn how to do them “baby hairs” with toilet water for visitation days
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I will NEVER forgive y’all for ignoring this masterpiece, some true Shaq and Kobe shit 😤
Name an album you feel that people should be talking about more
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I gotta be starving like a mf, no food in the cabinet and this my 6th time checking, to eat these hoes
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Chopped is always one of my favorite shows to watch. Tf you mean you made a whole dish out of pop rocks, a canned turkey, 2 bottles of Henny, crackhead’s venom, and 2oz of baby tears
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Y’all opened this box, y’all fix it, I ain’t see shit
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Nobody at all:
My girl: “I’m a little nauseous”
Me:
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Niggas: We hittin Lenox tomorrow
*tomorrow comes and niggas actually do it*
Y’all:
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@_lillylovee
@ddyjosh
@NeicyandDenise
@chrisandqueen_
Aw well in that case
Kickback at Ashford Shadow Dr.
BYOB/BYOW ladies free before 10:30
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@NotNaturalisha1
“Have you ever had COVID?”
“Have you been around anyone with covid?”
“Do you have any symptoms of covid?”
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