Bryon
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🇺🇸 Javascript nerd, Site Reliability, Observability and monitoring for a metric ton of traffic Tesla owner and fan
Scottsdale, AZ
Joined July 2006
I’ve had a health check hit us with HTTP 0.9. Nginx didn’t even know what to do with it. Really screwed up our metrics collection and ended up screwing up our tracing module. These kinds of things are pretty fun once you start getting good signal into what is going on!
we run 18 million EC2 instances per month. At our scale, we see very rare bugs very frequently. Last week, we received *half* an HTTP request. Not a HTTP 206, literally half a request. Content-Length was 2350 bytes. Body was actually 1200 bytes, and was truncated mid json doc.
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we run 18 million EC2 instances per month. At our scale, we see very rare bugs very frequently. Last week, we received *half* an HTTP request. Not a HTTP 206, literally half a request. Content-Length was 2350 bytes. Body was actually 1200 bytes, and was truncated mid json doc.
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I will be boycotting brands from the European Union
List of EU brands to boycott: All European cars Michelin Tires Travel to Europe Flying on European airlines Louis Vuitton - Hermes - Gucci - Prada - Versace - Armani Chanel, Sephora, L'Oreal, Nivea, La Roche-Posay, Vichy Rolex - TAG Heuer - Cartier Montblanc Swarovski &
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Read the blog post link: 90% of the difficulty of doing anything in America is permitting This is why China is the largest economy in the world and why it’s growing faster US politicians have zero interest in fixing this
Big day in Nashville! - 1st Cutterhead spin of Prufrock-MB1 - Welcomed the Tennessee Mine Rescue Association, who delivered an emergency response trailer and scheduled drills - Published the Dec 1 Music City Loop blog post, which includes an updated map https://t.co/WtZPIM9PQs
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Elon talked to Trump
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order akin to the MANHATTAN PROJECT that will deploy 40,000 THOUSAND USA scientists and engineers for the rapid advancement of AI over our competitors 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SEC. CHRIS WRIGHT: "With this pen today, President Trump signed an
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💪 July 06 baby! Comment yours if you’ve been in this previously known as cesspool longer
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Do you understand what happens when we remove all illegal aliens from the country? - Wages for Americans explode - ER wait times plummet - School class sizes cut in half - Auto insurance rates nose dive - Affordability home ownership skyrockets - Food stamp rolls collapse,
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Honored to be related to the great @elonmusk 🥲🫡💕
Throwback Thursday. Me, with my first @Tesla that @elonmusk bought for me many years ago. He paid full price. My nephew asked if he can get a family discount. Elon said, every owner is family, so… no. I can’t believe how many Tesla owners are in Austin today. They are having so
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Elon has delivered immense value to Tesla’s investors and the board. The board has not been able to deliver any value to Elon in years. It’s time to deliver. If we don’t and Elon leaves, the house of cards goes with him. It’s outside of Tesla’s control. The IP Tesla has looses so
@MarioNawfal Not ok or acceptable. The Tesla board needs to solve the problem via a Plan B. Tesla investors invested in Tesla AI, supporting it for years, and quite frankly seeded xAI.
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My wife and I spent about 3 hours tonight driving FSD V14.1.4 and it’s never been more absolutely clear: FSD is solved. Got DQ in the drive through, went to a local very busy mall and navigated the parking lot for a hour. Went to the downtown bar crawl area in Tempe(Mill).
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🚨 BREAKING: Republicans have SURGED ahead of Democrats in Arizona by voter registration! The Republican lead is now over 333,000 voters It is CRUCIAL to defeat Governor Katie Hobbs (D) next year so a Republican can further secure AZ elections.
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