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naw da hoes laughed at me last night. i was at da pump, and i tapped da nozzle a few times so it wouldnt drip on da paint and a car of four girls was next to me, da driver said “damn, need every drop huh big boy?” and sped off. im still at da gas station.
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they gon give you backshots if u bring dis in
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you know how easy it would be for an octopus to get in yo booty
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nigga workin for da wrong Saints
Someone said “father really stretched his hands” 😭 (via k1ddvstheworld/TT)
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HEY EVERYBODY IM MOVING IN SILENCE
from one bank to another and ALL my bills are already paid.
i move in silence.
🤑🙏🏽
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dis baby look like he just got done sayin “ get outta here nigger”
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walk by and say “ew it stink over here” to fuck up her lil video
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these scooby and shaggy ass sammiches 😭😭
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i remember i got jumped at 10am once. i was confused how them niggaz even linked up dat early. yall had a sleepover or sumn???
I been jumped a few times and every time I wondered how all them dudes became such good friends
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you new blacks disgust me
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ion think we watchin da same broadcast
Choking a nigga and getting ejaculated 1 minute into the game is new heights for Draymond
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i called dis nigga out at work for bein musty thinkin it would make him figure his shit out but it seems like he started comin to work even mustier just to spite me. lowkey a power move
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i bet Dani watch who she Leigh wit after dis LMAOOO gimme sum 😭✋🏾
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4 drinks before even ordering is crazy. nigga was on a date wit Homer Simpson
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yall got scammed tryna learn about cyber security????? damn yall already failed da first test 😭😭😭
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dats YALL job lol i thought dis was known
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nigga got da opposite of da Midas touch
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Mos Def ass lunch
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u were in da league for 6 years and went to 6 different teams. you should know sumn about not being accepted u fuckin scrub
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got kicked out da mall cuz some nigga walked up to me wit a diamond tester and i just started shooting
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@ToneGoinStupid
im still holdin da pump. gas station clerk been yellin at me over da intercom
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bro wit down syndrome at work stay askin to hit da dab pen. like nooo nigga i will not be responsible for whatever type of powers or strengths you get once dis hit yo neurons
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she THROWIN dat lil barnes n noble booty
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bitch nigga if you dont like us so much stop using our vernacular. ol tea n crumpet munchin ass nigga. half steppin moist ass bitch
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and for those saying “my bootyhole aint dat big” IT DOESNT. MATTER.
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Dominican Sara Jay 🔥
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they said a 600 pound octopus can fit thru a hole da size of a QUARTER. yo bootyhole not smaller than a quarter bucko
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what if da zombie apocalypse happens and da zombies dont infect u by biting but they walkin around wit they dicks out tryna skeet on people
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Hoopz is fine but after years of taking da SHAQ DIESEL im super passing on dat
Fuck Nelly & Ashanti, this the one we've been waiting for 🔥🔥🔥
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it would use two tentacles to spread yo balloon knot then da rest of it would just slide in like one of The Machines in Matrix
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its crazy how da taliban stuck an IED up his ass and made him drop down n get his eagle on 🙏🏾🙏🏾 RIP
last picture of my uncle before he went to Iraq, rest in peace & thank you for your service 🙏🙏
#VeteransDay
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when me and my roommates would barbecue it would literally just be a platter of different meats 😭😭😭 da sides would be a bag of chips
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they in da comments talkin bout “dat aint a tour dats orientation” 😭😭😭😭
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onlyfans bitches be like “omg just fucked a stranger i met at whole foods 🙈😅” i be sittin there like “bitch dats Terry, he in all yo other videos”
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Trump woulda been on Air Force 1 ready to bond him out already. tweetin shit like “Just a LIL problem BABY”
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nigga got a white man strapped to his back 🤢🤢🤢
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its wild cuz everybody be complaining but im da only nigga who had da balls to say anything. i feel like i deserve a pay raise for doin managerial tasks.
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dats da nigga i want makin my food
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rebuild? nigga you all you did was put some stain down
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lmao dis nigga spray his shit in da air and shimmy thru da mist
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LMAOOOOO yall hoods be called shit like “Honeysuckle Terrace” or “Quackbottom Lane” i promise its sweet.
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dis nigga jaggin off hella ghost cock 😭😭😭
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im prolly gon be on my level
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like bro please 😭😭😭 youre scaring everybody
one of my sons favorite bits is shaking something and sayin “i wonder whats inside” but his enunciation aint there all da way yet so he’ll just walk up to you smiling and say “i wanna die 😀” its terrifying and adorable
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Michael Phelps at home wit a blunt rn like “damn bruh what i do???”
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its almost noon on a tuesday seek employment
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@kicclikeab
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u snaked a nigga from behind who had both hands full. u not hard body nigga. relax
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why is it so easy for white people to do dis?? why are yall booties so loose?
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nigga walked in da pool wit shoes, socks n cargo shorts on like it was nothin. fuckin criminal
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craziest part about dis is i said NOTHING about penis. dats yall projecting onto me
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