#Armageddon was a record-breaking tour and is now Number 1 on Netflix worldwide. Please don't retweet this as it may annoy some people. Thank you 🙏

A great cause please support if you can 💜

If your condemnation of the killing of a child, is dependent on what 'side' that child was unwittingly born into, then your heart I fear, has been corrupted,. Your reality has been manipulated more than you would probably care to admit. All lives matter. Genuinely. Without

Hi, hey, what’s up?📱 Sometimes it’s hard to know how to check in with someone. Here are some ideas you could try that aren’t just ‘how are you?’ ⬇️ 1/4

✒️Writers Studio Group🖋️ We are offering a brand-new, free playwriting course, the Writers Studio Group for aspiring playwrights based in #Bradford or the surrounding areas. 🙌 🗓️Deadline to apply: 12pm Mon 30 Oct More Info: https://t.co/EIJTgNPkdn

Remember, there is still only a very small percentage of weird, delusional, paranoid, nasty freaks in the world. It's just that they're all on Twitter😂 I just went for a long walk and everyone was lovely. Enjoy life and don't let miserable people get you down. Here's a cat.

One year ago today, the last picture of Queen Elizabeth II was taken 💔

When I was little, I'd get the The Guinness Book of Records for xmas every year. The whole family would read it. I think my mum would be prouder of me being in this book than anything else I've done ❤️

Two fat hairy idiots. #NewCookingShow

I only have one recommendation for The Edinburgh Fringe. Go see @mattbraggcomedy. He just tells jokes and funny stories. Even his haircut is amusing. It wont change your world view, he wont cry about his childhood, and you wont feel sad. You'll laugh and feel good 👍

All women and children need to be on their GUARD and be VIGILANT This man EXPOSED HIMSELF to a woman out running down at the canal between Boothstown and worsley He also frequents the canal between LEIGH and SALFORD He has been ARRESTED and charged, although the police have

I know that the world seems a bit mental at the moment, but I’m optimistic that it will all turn out ok when humanity is wiped out ❤️

Me in every picture ever taken by a delivery driver

- but there’s a whole new roll behind you?? - i’m well aware of that sandra, just hand me the newspaper please…

Woke Translator: 2023 Edition Hate = disagreement Far right = conservative Racist = white conservative White supremacist = conservative (any race) Fascist = conservative Gender = personality + preference Transphobia = acknowledging biological reality Gender affirmation =

And it turns out this may have just been a dead cat all along Boris Johnson has missed the 4pm deadline to have over his WhatsApp messages But you were all to busy being wiped in to a frenzy by Murdoch's #BBCscandal to notice The SUN - The Tory party shit rag #NeverBuyTheSun

To celebrate the 22nd anniversary of David Brent first hitting our screens, Life On The Road is available to watch on BBC iplayer for the next 7 days only.

https://t.co/3aQgAoSAun

Let's have @RuthieeL and @EamonnHolmes and their tv son @rylan back on #ThisMorning and lets get some normality back..