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NEW VIDEO: Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
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shoutout to all of you in this not-so-small-anymore niche of the internet
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Announcing the first ever KRAZAM LIVE SHOW
HOW TO SURVIVE THE A.I. APOCALYPSE
LIVE COMEDY || INTERACTIVE SEGMENTS || EXCLUSIVE NEW VIDS || FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE
THU 7.20.23 – 7PM – CAVEAT NYC
tickets:
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Announcing a new era for : a paradigm-shifting fully-integrated KRAZAM-first website that lives right in your browser, built by the first-principles thinkers at (
@angehyc
and
@itswilsonhou
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Talking to our lawyers
Introducing Coachella Island in
@FortniteGame
, where the weekend never ends 🌴Explore an evolving oasis filled with music, art, and games inspired by the festival.
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NEW VIDEO OUT
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LIMITED TICKETS REMAIN for our one-hour LIVE SHOW in San Francisco
HOW TO SURVIVE THE AI APOCALYPSE // FRI OCT 13 // 8PM @ Gray Area/Grand Theater
The information we have to deliver to you is more important than ever
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KRAZAM x
@demuxed
‘22
Big thanks to
@matt_mcclure
and team for having us on stage this year! Video of our presentation will be up on the channel 🔜
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NEW VID OUT:
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BY POPULAR DEMAND
WE'RE COMING TO THE MOTHERSHIP
OUR LIVE SHOW, "HOW TO SURVIVE THE AI APOCALYPSE" IS COMING TO SAN FRANCISCO
FRIDAY OCT 13 8:30PM
TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW:
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IETF CELEBRATES THE STANDARDS
Our live performance from the
@demuxed
2022 conference is now 🆙
watch:
KRAZAM x
@demuxed
‘22
Big thanks to
@matt_mcclure
and team for having us on stage this year! Video of our presentation will be up on the channel 🔜
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Yo
@Steven_Ballmer
let's make Ballmercon real
Watch these Excel pros duke it out in a financial modeling competition
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SAN FRANCISCO: we are officially SOLD OUT(!) for our show on 10/13
we are looking to hire a photographer to shoot the show – pls share if you know someone!
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There is only one optimal way to view this video and
@samzscott
has discovered it
NEW VIDEO: Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
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virtual cowchella
A farmer in Turkey has fitted his cows with virtual reality goggles to make them think they are outside in summer pastures. Izzet Kocak found out the pleasant scenes make the cows happier and produce more milk.Future is metaverse!
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The pro scene isn't the same without the biggest Excel tournament of the year
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Microsoft decides to acquire a site based on a game they don't even own... meanwhile zero new investment in the Excel scene. Ballmercon 2020 canceled. No LANs for the entire year. Pro players begging for entry level jobs at MBB
Trillion dollar company btw
Today, we're excited to announce that Microsoft has acquired ! 🎉🍾🎊 (1/3)
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ranked matchmaking is still an unmitigated disaster and this is what they spend their time on instead
Microsoft Adds Split-Screen Couch Co-Op to New Version of Excel
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praying that the FMWC21 meta won't be as disgustingly broken as the cheese strats back in ballmercon '19
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ok one day later we are officially SOLD OUT
livestream tickets still available! and stay tuned for future dates opening up 👀
Announcing the first ever KRAZAM LIVE SHOW
HOW TO SURVIVE THE A.I. APOCALYPSE
LIVE COMEDY || INTERACTIVE SEGMENTS || EXCLUSIVE NEW VIDS || FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE
THU 7.20.23 – 7PM – CAVEAT NYC
tickets:
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BREAKING: Reggie Watts to headline the Intuit Quickbooks Premium Payments Palace
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it's not every day that you find a cease-and-desist letter in your IG DMs
1) Coachella's lawyers slid into our IG DMs to send us a cease-and-desist letter for the Virtual Coachella video:
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our next video will be a drawn-out court case taking place entirely through tiktok remixes
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NEW VIDEO
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The wait is over
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krazam internal notes also leaked in hack
Best email from the Sony Hacks: a producer gives awful movie notes for Spider-Man 2, explaining how to appeal to millennials:
"They like really extreme forms of exercise like Tough Mudder (a sort of filthy triathlon)."
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it's also not every day that the
@EFF
writes an amazing letter in your defense
If
@coachella
really thinks this is too realistic for viewers to get that it’s parody, Krazam’s video should be the least of their reputational concerns. Read our response here:
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NEW VID
NEW VIDEO: PARANORMAL HARDWARE
the dell inspiron 6000 is cursed
full vid at
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"The app features hand tracking to catch the flying burgers as well as mouth tracking to detect if you have eaten a burger"
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avg junior engineer release date accuracy > valve release date accuracy > cdpr release date accuracy >>>>>> krazam release date accuracy
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Raise your APM to 400+ with one of these performance-enhancing mugs. Pros hate him
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100T needs to sign Makro immediately and give the NA Excel scene a jolt of adrenaline. EY has been sitting on their laurels for far too long
Incredible. Can’t wait for BallmerCon. Definitely have my eyes on the excel esports scene and will be watching for up and coming talent in the space.
H/t
@eriktorenberg
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livestream tickets also available for those of you outside NYC!
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Featuring:
- An hour of live comedy
- Exclusive KRAZAM Videos
- Existential Dread
- Forbidden Knowledge
- AppSec Lessons
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wow
practice your skills for the ballmercon '21 qualifiers at
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the KRAZAM PREMIUM™️ experience is now Sold Out
standard tix still available 👀
Announcing the first ever KRAZAM LIVE SHOW
HOW TO SURVIVE THE A.I. APOCALYPSE
LIVE COMEDY || INTERACTIVE SEGMENTS || EXCLUSIVE NEW VIDS || FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE
THU 7.20.23 – 7PM – CAVEAT NYC
tickets:
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all profits will be reinvested into the "Make Videos More Often Than Once Every Fiscal Quarter" initiative
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Turns out the Doordash™️ Drone Delivery™️ Eating Contest™️ is real and you could play it 39 years ago
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officially in ⚠️ LOW AVAILABILITY ⚠️ territory for our second show on Saturday July 29
get your tickets before it sells out
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@andyphickman
our friendship started back in college over a heated discussion about "systems integration"
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Sorkin better be writing a screenplay about this travesty
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@ValentinBurov
ugh. they must have added that recently, sorry! we're moving the store off of spring soon
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@BostonMavs
dang, sorry to hear - we had good print quality in our samples :/
@teespring
should be able to fix this based on the photo
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@adjustedprior
no more seats unfortunately, but will lyk if anyone can't make it and needs to sell their ticket
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@JM3O
@MAKROxlsx
remember that microsoft is donating a generous 2.5% of ticket proceeds to the excel streamer healthcare fund! might not have to wear that brace for too much longer :)
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