everyone loves to talk about how good they are at mario kart but i’m not afraid to admit that it’s just not my game. more times than not i’m taking last. does that make me a bad person? it doesn’t. i’m one of more likeable guys in my apartment building

.@AstroBehnken and @Astro_Doug are about an hour away from joining the crew on board the @Space_Station. Watch: https://t.co/bXCGg5kzBB

Ghosted my professors bc I’m leaving toxic relationships behind

i’ve looked like this for a week now

you: coronavirus the media: COVID-19 me, an intellectual: collaboration video nineteen

Someone challenge people to stop going on Instagram live.

Are y’all dressing cute for the global pandemic or just wearing leggings?

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.

why is it that the world is literally crashing and burning and all i can think about is if madison beer and david dobrik are dating or not

The One who has called us is more powerful than all of the uncertainty we're facing.

You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.

Coronavirus is the worst thing to hit Italy since Paolo's singing voice

Has anyone tried unplugging 2020 and plugging it back in?

Wore a hoodie and sunglasses in public so the virus can’t see me

Everyone in Alabama right now: “They’re saying we don’t have the Coronavirus but my cousin’s wife’s sister’s brother knows Doc McStuffins and she said there are 3,000 cases at UAB.”

Hannah Ann: omg I cant believe you picked me! Peter: well I had to. My mom made me. Plus, Madison left. #thebachelor

not to brag but I used hand soap before it was trending

I’ll tell you one thing for sure...Peter is about to lose his tv privileges at home and you can forget about the Xbox. #TheBachelor

yeah.. y’all im starting think 2020 isn’t our year