Matt Mitchell
@ALostrich
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Sometimes funny. Always hungry.
Alabama, USA
Joined May 2012
This heat has my patience thinner than a Waffle House napkin.
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RT @DawgsonSI: As we wait for the next batch of commitments to @HailStateBB and for @DawgRecruits3 and @64Analytics to do their things, the….
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RT @hogsonsi: SEC Roll Call is back with a basketball meets football edition that may be series best. @ArkRazorbacks, @KentuckyMBB, @TexasL….
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FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. —
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Devoured one today. Almost died from brain freeze. 10/10.
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Waiting for one of these massive storms to blow through is kinda like waiting for kickoff except the tornado is Ole Miss and you’re Furman.
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We’ve officially reached that time of year in the South where “goodbye” and “see you later” is replaced with “y’all keep an eye on this weather” and it’s “gonna get bad out there”.
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Just dropped this and 3 other shirts yesterday. Shirt made in Tennessee and printed here in Alabama. 100% cotton. 100% Southern.
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Because when Southerners want somethin' good, they know where to get it. Featuring Matt Mitchell, Roll Call, Hoot'n and Holler'n merch and more!
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My favorite rivalry? Speech-to-text vs. a Southern accent
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She knows I was only pretending to be a judge, right?
I have made three district judgeship and attorney appointments to fill vacancies across Alabama. •Ashley Siebert, 28th Judicial Circuit District Judge.•Matthew Mitchell, 38th Judicial Circuit District Judge.•Rachel England, 17th Judicial Circuit District Attorney. #alpolitics.
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You have to admire ESPN’s dedication to showing every possible replay angle before giving us the one we actually want.
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In honor of Timothée Chalamet being the guest picker on Gameday, here’s “If Dune was Southern”
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Unlike that game, the sale in my merch store won’t last forever
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“God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers,” - Me, walking into Walmart the day before Thanksgiving.
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