The Table For One Tour tickets are on sale!! ASSEMBLE THE GROUP CHAT! All new material from the Netflix Special AND The Family Business Tour!! Food. Family. Weight. Dating. Travel. It’s got it all!! Ticket link #comedy #standupcomedy

When I wake up and see rain I’m like, “ok, guess I’m eating until I go to bed.”.

My mom learned how to make a reel and now every post is either a fun recap of a night out with a friend or a death. I can’t really tell.

I’ve accidentally dialed 2 people this year and I apologized like I drove my car into their house. My parents butt-dial me 5 times a week and leave 3 minute messages. Did millennials invent anxiety?!.

The joy I get from a coffee place knowing my order is a mix of happiness and better than everyone else who has ever gone to the establishment.

On pop culture Thursday I realize how vulnerable I am to fake news in REAL TIME! Plus more stories on @JTrainPodcast: #kardashians #photoshop #krisjenner

NEW POP CULTURE THURSDAY

The beginning of the end! #millennials #old

I’m joined by Kay Brown to play “Is it paradise?!” on a new JTrain Podcast: #bachelorinparadise #realitytv @JTrainPodcast

I yelled at Bachelor In Paradise episode 6! #BachelorInParadise watch it here:

RT @SamRobertsSXM: We always love checking in with our pal @jtrain56! Check out today’s show featuring Jared Freid, our debate on the best….

Nothing is worse than a bad breakfast potato! Plus more complaints on a new ticked off Tuesday! The JTrain Podcast is daily! Subscribe: #food #breakfast

RT @jtrain56: I’ll be in beautiful Kansas City next month!! More from this show on YouTube! #standupcomedy #kansasc….

I’ll be in beautiful Kansas City next month!! More from this show on YouTube! #standupcomedy #kansascity #kansascitychiefs

A listener wants to know why a guy keeps texting without making a plan! I give them a strategy on a new JTrain Podcast: #dating #texting

Sundays are the real you. #dating #single

You never know what will offend people! More from this show on my YouTube: #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

Spokane Washington!! Shows this weekend! Come! Tell a friend!

Let’s see how YOU’D react!! #summer #beach #millenials “37 & Single” is streaming on Netflix! LIVE SHOWS: Spokane, Denver, San Francisco, Providence, Winnipeg, Kansas City, Richmond 🔗

Somehow the JTrain Podcast pop culture Thursday has become a Gwyneth Paltrow news station! There are more stories on the show: #gwynethpaltrow #popculture

We can call it “You’re Outta Here!” #single #dating