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Kris Boyd is another Rangers victory away from singing Number One Platoon live on air.
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Gerrard at around 15 seconds regarding the tackle on Kent:
“Fucking book him aswell, that cunt” 😂😂😂
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Steven Gerrard MBE.
Gary McAllister MBE.
Gareth McAuley MBE.
Steven Davis MBE.
Jermain Defoe OBE.
Staunch indeed 😂🇬🇧
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Keep my clubs name out your fucking mouth.
This is an incredible achievement, congrats to
@RangersFC
for progressing to the
@EuropaLeague
semi-finals
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Few years ago I called Jane Godley’s Hogmanay show trash... bc it was. Never tagged her or anything. Woke up to a shit show on twitter as she had replied to my tweet something about me supporting Rangers and I ended up with a pile on getting all sorts. She’s a moron. Fuck her.
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What a challenge from Coulibaly btw! Nothing like a crunching 50/50 😎
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There’s actually people saying this is not a red card 😂
Give me strength. He is endangering an opponent and if he connects fully he breaks Aribo’s leg.
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Irvine Welsh’s comments about chopping Morelos up into pieces with a machete was basically laughed off by all and sundry in the Scottish media so I am sure Kris Boyd will be just fine.
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Morelos just brings a smile to your face! Tav knows who it is without even turning around 😂
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Folk being glad Goldson is away in the summer will be in for a shock. Not another CB has his consistency or availability and we’ll likely replace him with a League 2 project player when Souttar is inevitably crocked for 7 month. Goldson’s had blips but the least of our worries.
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1 win in 4 OFs (2 humiliations)
Lost the lead and league last season.
Worst CL team.
Worst home defeat.
Won around 50% of away games.
Performances are usually dire.
No style, no cohesion, no substance.
7pts behind in early November.
Unsustainable. It is time for Gio to go.
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My Grandad is 88 and in a bit of ill health. He’s been a Rangers fan all his life and he’s just off the phone there and I could hear the emotion in his voice - he was starting to think he’d never see another victory over them!
That’s what it means to us all today
@RangersFC
💙
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The best thing about this
#PlatinumJubilee
if we’re being honest is that James Corden has been nowhere near it.
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My dad has ended up in hospital today with a mild heart attack. The fittest man who walks miles on end every day. We can’t even get in to see him because of COVID. Got to talk to him and he’s in shock but ultimately in the right place. Pls send good vibes my dad’s way 🙏🏻
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Scotland has never recovered from the first independence referendum. A country so resentful and divided on either side and it is only going to get worse. People are still full of bitterness 6 years later. A poisonous country. Hate it here.
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Build that Walter Smith statue at Ibrox any time they want btw. If any man deserves it then it is him.
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No Rangers manager should survive this. None. Ex player or not. Nada.
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So Kamara made up the racist comment, battered fuck out of Kudela in the tunnel, then Rangers switched off all the camera’s in and around Ibrox so our fans could get into the stadium and assault Slavia Prague players? 😂😂😂😂
Do they actually hear themselves? Rancid club.
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Rangers started at the first qualifying round and have now reached the last 16 of a major European competition. The only Scottish club left in any European competition too. I find it odd that it is being downplayed so much by the Scottish media. It’s actually quite mental tbh.
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Allan McGregor is a Rangers legend/HOF certainty. Best keeper of my lifetime at Rangers.
But there should be no new contract for next season if he decides not to retire. Seen a few comments regarding it. We can’t be sentimental and this season proved that. It’s time to move on.
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People don’t dislike Stan Collymore because of his skin colour. People dislike Stan Collymore because he is a fucking walloper. A complete moron.
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Willie Vass not getting into Ibrox for photography duties just doesn’t sit right with me at all. Guy is basically part of the furniture at Rangers. Massive OG from the club and I hope it’s sorted asap.
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Alex Lowry with an assist after 30 seconds. We really need to be giving this lad more game time. He’s the perfect sub for Aribo when required imo.
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Last season we played 120 mins vs Braga and Frankfurt then beat Celtic and Hearts days later over 120 mins. Gio suggesting Ajax having last weekend off was a factor tonight is utterly hilarious. Our fitness looks to have evaporated this season. That’s on him.
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Raith Rovers have gone from being a respected community based club to being known as “Rape Rovers” in the space of a day and they have actually doubled down on their decision while hanging their fans, women players, sponsors etc out to dry.
Like, what the fuck are you doing?
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A member of Celtic’s staff needing stitches after being hit by a bottle is just shameful tbh. I honestly can’t fathom going to a football match and thinking “I’m going to launch a glass bottle at someone” it’s vile. A total embarrassment to our club.
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Castore have given no fucks with their billboards. Rangers giving no fucks tweeting “Stay at Home” all day every day on repeat. Alfredo is now doing all his interviews in English.
Oh, and Rangers are the champions.
Happy Rangers Thursdays 😁
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I always remember years and years ago when they’d beaten us, I was gutted and my Grandad told me: “you’re better off losing and being one of us than winning and being one of them.”
Never a truer word spoken! The tide will turn at some point, it always does 🔴⚪️🔵
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The Scottish media don’t like Gerrard because he isn’t like Murty, Pedro, Warburton etc. They can’t mock him, he’s not a soft touch and he’s not a weak willed man who wants everyone to like him. That doesn’t suit certain media people up here.
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I am genuinely sitting here in tears. I am in shock. I knew we could do it but to actually do it is something else. I cannot believe it.
A European Final. Wow.
Glasgow Rangers, my love 💙
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Finishing an OF game in 2022 with Davis, Jack and Arfield in the heart of midfield 😂
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So far tonight we’ve had:
- Rangers fans setting the Clyde on fire. Yes, the river.
- Gangs coordinating the flares.
- Getaway vehicles to escapeZ
- “Championees” being a Loyalist song.
😂😂😂
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- Scored our equaliser.
- Won us a penalty.
- Worked himself into the ground.
- Scored his second in injury time.
EL FUCKING BUFALO! 🐃💙
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Media: Rangers fans must demand changes at the top.
*Changes are clearly being made at the top*
Same media: Fractured boardroom at Rangers!!!
😂😂
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We’re really going to have a week of them greeting about our second goal, aren’t we?
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Humza Yousaf is an idiot but he is a dangerous one in a position of serious power. Watching all these old tweets resurface is absolute comedy gold after his Hate Bill disgrace. A hypocrite of the highest order. Vote for clowns and you will get a fucking circus.
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- Morelos, Windass and Tav’s new deals.
- Terrific January transfer window.
- Share issue coming up.
- Mark Allen getting things sorted behind the scenes with the scouting network etc.
- Things going in the right direction on the park.
Admin 2 has been fucking brilliant 😆
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More Marvin Bartley’s in Scottish football punditry and less Michael Stewart’s please.
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Hullo hullo, how do you do, we are the boys in royal blue...
Mon the Teddy Bears! 🔴⚪️🔵
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Bringing Halliday on to celebrate the win today with other Rangers fans is a nice touch from Robbie Neilson tbf.
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Cardoso’s broken nose, Jack’s season being ended with a stamp on the knee, Brown’s kick at an Accies player, Gordon’s kung fu kick, Naismith a few weeks back etc. These incidents happen all the time in football yet there’s some mad outrage over McGregor 🙄. Hilarious hypocrisy.
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Few years ago I sat with my Grandad and we talked about whether these kind of nights would return to Ibrox. Club had been decimated & battered from pillar to post - a total mess.
My Grandad’s no longer here but I know he enjoyed that! So aye, Grandad, those nights are back 💫💙
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I also think if Lundstram serves his ban and waltzes straight back into the starting 11 for the cup final the majority of fans will go apoplectic - myself included.
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“The supporters that are disappointed will be the same supporters who expect & demand this club to be successful on the pitch” - Bisgrove.
2000 Castore ranges, 4 kits/Legends kit, £12m for Patterson, £4m+ for Gerrard and not a single player has strengthened our 11 in years. GTF.
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Their manager has cupped his ears at our fans, their players have tied scarves to our posts, their captain giving it a “get it up ye” gesture to us but aye Gerrard yelling into a camera and then celebrating with his own players in front of our own is a problem 😂😂
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As if this Sunday couldn’t get any better I’ve just seen the screenshot of Michael Stewart saying he isn’t involved with Sportscene right now and doesn’t know when he’ll be back... Would bring tears to a glass eye 😂😂😂
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There’s people on here who genuinely hate Rangers more than they hate what happened last night. Madness.
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I’m 100% fine with Morelos going out in a blaze of glory with a red card and two footing Naismith right out Ibrox.
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A defence of Sands and King with a fullback that looks like he is playing on one leg and a midfield duo of Davis and Arfield... in the Champions League. Can’t expect anything other than this tbh 😂
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The difference in reporting between Morelos/Griffiths is what bugs people. No one cares about gestures/tape being chucked in frustration but the contrast in how its reported by the media here is what is wrong. If Morelos chucked tape at fans certain folk would want him deported.
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How thankful are you for Katic and Goldson btw? After all the dross we’ve had to suffer at CB we now have an actual defensive pairing who can play football.
From Kiernan to Senderos to Wilson to Martin etc. We’ve had to endure some amount of shite to get here 😂
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Let’s talk about Nikola Katic. Lost his place last season and never complained or went crying to the press, just got on with it and is now reaping the rewards. His performances at the end of last season, into pre season and now the last few games have been class. Love him!
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That Celts For Change letter is absolutely superb. 12 trophies in a row, 4 trebles, 9 titles, free run and reign in Scottish football but the game is rigged and everyone is against them. Nutcases 😂😂😂
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Am I the only one who thinks the Rangers home top is the best of the 3? Don’t get me wrong I love the away and third tops too but there’s just something about that royal blue home one 🤤
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If McGregor signs a new deal and starts the season as
#1
we will deserve everything we get. Everything. Before I really lose the plot I’ll wait and see what happens and hope that I am wrong but this does not fill me with any confidence.
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Ryan Jack should not be getting a new contract next summer. He has missed well over 100 games, will be 31 in a few months and it is clear injuries are catching up with him.
Our midfield is beyond a joke atm and badly needs real investment, not more sentimental nonsense.
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Stiliyan Petrov is v good on Sky Sports. We need more of those types as pundits and less of Andy Walker types.
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From 6pts in front to 9pts behind in the space of 12 games. A complete capitulation. Diabolical.
Simultaneously can’t wait for the summer to see this squad dismantled but also our recruitment fills me with no hope at all going forward.
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Hurts my heart to say I said goodbye for now to my Grandad this morning. I was always a "Grandad's lassie" and always will be. Thanks for everything and thanks for always being on my side - my
#1
fan. Simply the best.
Safe travels on the next part of the journey, Grandad. 💫💙
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Steven Gerrard is not a Rangers legend. Not even close to it. A romantic footballing notion if ever there was one.
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@markwil147
is honestly the hero of snooker 😂. Kebab before the final, eating Minstrels during the final, eyes shut shots and getting blotto all night after winning 😂
Class 👏🏻
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My da’s assessment of Rangers:
- Tavs pish and back to standard
- Goldson playing with lead in his boots
- Barisic a mile off the pace
- Lundstram pish/send him back
- Kent one good game in seven
- Defoe done
Pray for me 😂😭 the most negative man in Scotland.
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Last month in Glasgow they were asking folk to house guests for their selfie obsessed ‘save the world’ conference with folk coming from all over the place. Now rumours are we might be asked to cancel our Christmas plans etc with others?
I’ll put it simply: get to fuck.
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I’ll be amazed if this emergency COBRA meeting doesn’t relate to a full lockdown. The government has given the public more than enough chances to do as we were told and it clearly wasn’t working. Was only a matter of time.
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I love one club and it’s my own. Others I have knowledge of/know about. But I cannot fathom being so utterly consumed by a club you supposedly hate.
Signings, finances, wages, red socks, church water, penalties. It must be exhausting hating a club more than you love your own 😂
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Rangers should be all over Ola Solbakken at Bodo/Glimt. An actual goal scoring threat from wide. The dream!
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They lorded it over us for years: tying scarves to goalposts, wiping noses on our corner flags, making gestures towards our fans etc but a comment goading Scott Brown after a skelping has caused him to go greetin to Keith Jackson? 😂😂😂
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Can you imagine if thousands of English fans were coming up here for a football game? You wouldn’t get Sturgeon off that daft podium round the clock and the likes of James Dornan and Humza Yousaf would be having a meltdown. The hypocrisy is quite something.
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The Bethany story is horrendous but it is so important, especially in this day and age. Hard hitting but top storytelling from
#Corrie
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Just collected Rudy from the vets; he’s a 5cm gash at the bottom of his tongue after running into a stick. He’s feeling very sorry for himself as he should! Send good vibes his way please ♥️
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My Grandad is 87 and has followed Rangers for 80 years, he can’t attend games anymore unfortunately so he watches on the tv but that doesn’t mean he’s less of a fan than those who go home and away these days. It’s a silly uber fan argument and quite frankly it’s childish 😴
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Alfredo Morelos leaving and people are mentioning the likes of Cosgrove and Dykes. I have to lie down.
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I have so many new followers due to my Jane Godley tweet. Bless you, all I basically tweet about is Rangers and my dogs. Good luck! 😂
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Poor Sakala. If anyone didn’t deserve getting dropped after that horror show it was him and he played well last week too. Baffling.
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Makes me rage when I see Staffy’s, Akita’s, Pitbull’s, Rottie’s etc get hate because of their breed. Dogs aren’t born bad, they’re raised bad. So instead of banning certain breeds how about we ban the stupid fucking idiots who raise them wrongly? Ban bad owners not the breeds.
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Borna Barisic has gone from shiting himself in a Rangers jersey to putting away pressure penalties in Europe and being in the Europa League team of the week. Never did a freekick against St Mirren turn someone’s club career around so much!
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It was great to see Jermain Defoe represent Rangers. A top player and a top pro. He just bought into our club and scored some crackers into the bargain. I’m glad he was part of
#55
. A proper class act. He will go with my best wishes in whatever he does next!
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I don’t know why fans are up in arms about the likes of Tom English and Graham Spiers. Rangers could find Madeline McCann and they’d still find something negative to say about us. Best off ignored as they aren’t worth your time.
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I remember thinking Borna Barisic was finished at Rangers. That freekick at St Mirren and he’s never looked back. Him sitting in the corner laughing at Griffiths and telling him to bolt is beautiful. We finally have a team that hates them as much as we do.
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My mum had 4 stress induced seizures starting at 3am this morning. Just home from the hospital and I am emotionally, mentally and physically drained. It’s been a horrendous couple months for us with my Grandad passing too. Please send my mum good vibes, she deserves them 💙
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“RaNgErS aRe ThE pAnDeMiC cHaMpIoNs” from the fans of a club that were awarded the title via Zoom. Sound.
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See when they were coming to Ibrox and scudding us 5-1, aye it was sore but I could accept they were the better side and we deserved to lose. Add in tying scarves to posts etc.
They can’t lose a game against us without some mad reaction afterwards. It’s bonkers 😂
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Watched Rangers get ripped apart by conmen, watched one humiliation after another on and off the pitch, seen an AGM in a fucking tent, watched them have complete dominance in Scottish football for 9 years yet they’ve lost the plot over 2 bad months 😂😂
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Kris Boyd has just went fuck it and nailed his colours to the mast this season. He’s all in on us 🤣
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For all Gerrard had faults as a manager he sussed OF games out very quickly and our record since he left has been deplorable to be quite blunt. Clement needs to prove he’s learned from the first two OFs and have a plan that gives us the best chance. Midfield tomorrow is huge.
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Think I’ve tweeted this about 50 times but I’m doing so again; playing Worrall at the expense of developing Katic who is our own player is a joke 🤷🏻♀️
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Stealing church water, Mexican cartels, Liverpudlian gangsters funding our transfers, in cahoots with MI5 about banners and now Morelos is stoating about steaming and has apparently joined the Fast and the Furious franchise.
Lunatics 😂😭
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GLASGOW FUCKING RANGERS!
We have just put Borussia Dortmund out of a European competition in the knock out stage. What a time to be alive! 🤩
No bad for a farmers league, eh?
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The Kris Boyd/Chris Sutton pantomime every time they are on together is beyond boring at this point. No analysis, no insights, no nothing of any substance. Just pointless pish.
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You can be beaten by a better team and accept it. But you can’t accept a lack of effort, a lack of desire, a lack of simple basics. Well, I can’t accept that anyway.
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Candeias’ second yellow card is for this 🤣
Officiating shambles again.
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If you share that video of the dog being beaten to death in China then I’m sorry but you’ll be unfollowed and probably blocked. That’s not something I ever want to see, I’m aware it happens but fuck seeing it on here. It just breaks my heart so no thanks.
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No matter how many times Rangers tweet that Walter Smith video I will always get a bit teary eyed about it. The man was the epitome of all that is good about our club and we are worse off without him. A giant.
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