Shakira and j-lo did such a great job #HalftimeShow

Another day, another chance to wonder if I just took my adhd meds or if I was only thinking about it and should I risk it and potentially take them again or should I wait a little bit and see how I’m feeling but inevitably forget until it’s 9pm and it’s too late. Rinse repeat etc

https://t.co/lbLl6hYqtw

Before you say, “Diva down,” you have to ask yourself, “Was the diva ever up?”

I wish people could still see my likes so they would know how good my sense of humor is and how correct the opinions I agree with are

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

Btw, we're going to have a 7-2 SCOTUS for the next 40 years. Any hope of any progress in civil rights or in progressive policy is completely and utterly dead.

seeing this early that 45 million people still voted for Trump is such a valid vile check of America no matter what happens goodbye we deserve all the shade

Your college friend who did every MLM and is now a real estate agent is going to post "no matter who wins Jesus is King" today and then tomorrow say the absolute worst shit about Harris voters lol. Can't wait.

Steve Kornacki when the camera moves away.

After years of making cringey dad jokes about it that no one finds funny (except me), I finally have a dentist appointment at 2:30* and it happened purely by accident or maybe ✨fate✨ *yes I’m going to be late

I’m still not over the fact that they turned all the Zoës in to Cava…somebody please wake me up from this nightmare

"ehh, i'll do it tomorrow" tomorrow:

My resolution for the year of our lord, 2023, is to get humanity to stop using the phrase “working woman”

.@laurenboebert you have played a major role in elevating anti-LGBT+ hate rhetoric and anti-trans lies while spending your time in Congress blocking even the most common sense gun safety laws. You don’t get to “thoughts and prayers” your way out of this. Look inward and change.

taylor swift walking onto stage with no one in the audience, because that ticketmaster queue never did move.

If there’s one thing about wh*te m3n it’s that they’re for sure gonna post a video of them playing guitar on their Hinge profile

real

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SHE WON IN THE OUTFIT EVERYBODY HATED HER FOR AND SHE FRIEND ZONED THE MAN WHO TRIED PLAYING HER… AND HE LOST #bb24

the Emmys are tonight, so let’s never forget the time Amy Poehler convinced her other nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their category was called