RT @sidlowe: Pepe Guardiola advised Xabi Alonso to piss with his own penis. But that, he knows, isn’t always so easy at Real Madrid — which…

Raekwon won the Wu-Tang afterlife contest, and it ain't even close. Ghostface is watching him in the distance, driving off like on nitrous boost.

The pass from Eric Garcia to Raphinha to Pedri to Lewandowski, everything about this Lewandowski goal is breathtaking https://t.co/N89eMUZlPX

What, is he already mad at Arbeloa? He just got there.

Get they ass! Chicago weather is like, "Haha, what up, yo!" P.S. Nobody calls Chicago The Windy City.

The first rule of life is to know yourself. He's off to a good start.

What the bloody fuck. hats off to the @nytimes editor who decided to call this “racial politics” instead of what it actually is—racism. i’m sure you earned a lollipop at work today

🚨 JUST IN: Jacob Frey: If this were about immigration enforcement, ICE wouldn’t be flooding Minneapolis. There are far more undocumented people in Florida, Texas, and Utah. Why Minnesota? Politics. We have Democratic leadership. Minneapolis and St. Paul each have ~600

If he's not going to receive Communion from "someone who's non-white," that would mean he wouldn't have received it from Jesus at the Last Supper.

❗| Barcelona deleted João Cancelo’s announcement posts and delayed his presentation because Al Hilal are requesting formal confirmation of certain conditions / documents before fully finalising Cancelo’s move to Barça. It's a minor issue and won't affect the operation overall.

A nation of immigrants is what America is. The problem is that Americans DON'T remember who they are. The only "real" Americans, defined as those who were there when assholes on ships showed up, were the Native Peoples. Everyone else is an immigrant.

The Cone is certainly getting the right schedule to get off to success as a new RM manager. If they can't run the table of those upcoming matches, he shouldn't buy green bananas, either.

Hits the nail on the head, and the lede is utterly damning to consider. An excellent read.

Araujo’s Statement ⬇️ “I learned that stopping in time is an act of self-love. Taking care of the mind and heart is not giving up; it's trusting that God works even in the silence. Stopping renewed me and allowed me to return stronger. 🙏💪🏾 The process wasn't easy, but

More taxation for Americans who don't know how tariffs work and will be screaming, "Yeah! Our president! Get some!"

Celta with the full points, 0-1 over Sevilla via late penalty. Fun match, with many chances and strong defensive efforts. Anticlimactic, but there you go. Football.

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There are decisions that Xabi Alonso can be held accountable for. What he can’t be held accountable for, is players knowing they can undermine the boss whenever they want and putting in subpar performances knowing they will still be paid and supported without taking any blame.

Sevilla v Celta, here we go. Lord Barrington Jerome Aspas in the XI.

Y'all need to read this.