BIG TEN CHAMPS!!!! LETS GOOOO!!! GO BLUE!!!

The music in WHITE LOTUS is absolutely brilliant. #whitelotus @finneas @MsSarahPaulson @CristobalMusic

He’s on like his 7th try. He’s persistent, I’ll give him that. But it’s kind of driving me crazy.

I’m in the ER and the guy in the room next to me keeps trying to have a conversation that consists of “Sharon can you hear me? I can hear you” and she keeps saying she can’t hear him. This goes on for quite a while. Then they try again and again....

This is the best video I’ve seen in a long time.

“We’re doing a bunch of fortnight dances with youth pastors” - of course we are. That’s exactly the sentence I would expect to hear at national youth conference.

The name of the software my hospital uses is called“Epic Hyperspace”. Hospital software wouldn’t have been my first guess with a name like that. Seems like they really oversold it on that one.

Not sure why everyone’s so worried about Thor, he’s fine guys...

About to go to a place called “club opium”, this should go good...

First time watching wrestling...I have no idea what’s going on. #WrestleMania

Hey Michigan State fans just remember, you could have lost like Auburn. That was a pretty brutal way to lose.

My brother and sisters-in-law’s first child’s gender reveal - a huge party with every extended family member, games and balloons. The fourth child’s - they just text it to people.

Maybe all these robot commercials are trying to hint that Tom Brady is one.

Mitt Romney thought that halftime show was amazing.

I’m a little confused why @Ninja was in that Super Bowl commercial for like 2 seconds. And why he’s at the super bowl with @Zedd

Shout out to the kid wearing a rebel flag hoodie. That’s um...quite a look.

Just heard this joke over the PA at Whole Foods “what do you call a turkey with a PhD? Dr Turkey” um..ok (@kyleerwin feel free to use this joke next time you need one)

I went to bed in Africa with a heavy heart last night feeling sadness like never before. My team mate for 33 years was no longer with me. Your hundreds of messages showed how well @PaulSherwen was loved. Let's think of Katherine and his children with love just now.

After over 40 hours of travel in 18 hours I’m finally home 🇺🇸 I imagine adjusting back to local time should be pretty easy then.

My strategy for jet lag was to set my time to the place I’m going once I got on the plane. I found out for a trip to Australia that doesn’t really work. My new strategy - who cares about time?