Yesterday I drank monkeys junk, today I'm baby daddy... Oh #SanDiego I love you

Do you play video games on easy mode?

Classic Fofana doesn't mark his man...in the 6 yard box 😶

My mate said he didn’t understand what cloning was. I said that makes two of us.

My car has way too many gadgets, I was reversing and it started playing a video of someone getting run over by a car

When James Bond is abroad Is he then known as +44 07 ?

My father took me down to the lake and taught me how to fish. He said 'the first thing you need to do is master bait'. I said 'well I had one before we left the house but I'll try my best'.

@SUBWAY in dalston I'm looking at you 👀 I ordered on kiosk as did couple others Watched 5 delivery drivers turn up & go Watched 4+ people order the old way via counter after after me and get served Meanwhile me an a couple others who did your self service kiosk still waiting

THIS

Pet hate, when you go in-store to grab lunch and they prioritise delivery pickup drivers and not the customers in front of them 😶

Stop making AI videos of yourself, return to tradition and make the 2000s elf yourself style videos

Spotify

Friday could not agree more

This is a Netflix level edit wtf

Bayern look well an truly lost for ideas against this organised Arsenal side. If it stays like this arsenal will bag a couple more goals for sure.

Yeah, but Barça only stayed afloat by selling 25% of their future TV money. They didn’t ‘spend smart’ they pawned the future. Context matters

Labour, Tax, Reeves... It is mixed leaning negative for most working-age people, mainly because it raises the tax burden through freezes and caps, while offering only limited day-to-day financial relief.

Aged like a fine wine 😂

Yamal really is a magician. That disappearing act was elite tonight 😂

*Yamal

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