Alistair Poppins
@kentishwizard
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Husband of @SamYTFC, father of a wonderful little girl. Train Driver (instructor). Dallas Stars, Cardiff Devils. Nine time marathon finisher.
Forest of Dean, UK
Joined May 2011
I had absolutely no idea the football season started today. Gosh. Still, cmonurz.
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I’m always going to look like this.
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Two selfies on consecutive days. The train driver and the athlete. Something like that anyway.
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She is even more amazing now.
Chloe Kelly. Scores winners. Swears on daytime television. Zero fucks given. #Lionessess #Lionesses2025
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Two different podcasts I listen to now regularly feature mentions of a ‘Joe Whip’ and I’m fascinated to know if it is the same person on both @dannywallace @RickKelsey.
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This was a lot nicer than I was anticipating. I’m not sure why it was invented but I’m not mad that it was.
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After work tomorrow (and before going home) I want to run, then shower, then eat, then play ice hockey, and if I remember to take all those clothes and equipment with me in the morning it’ll be a blooming miracle.
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This is great and all but ~750000 people won’t decide the next election when there are ~60000000 people in this country.
Amount of time it took for 230,000 people to join Nigel Farage's Reform party: 7 years. Amount of time it took for 500,000 people to sign up to the new party created by Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana: 3 days.
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RT @JamieSAFC_: The Venn diagram of people who find this funny and people who protest outside hotels because they want to "protect our wome….
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I’m sitting watching a Belgian GP not happening. I have major deja vu.
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Men are strange aren’t they.
Introducing BoxScore, a man-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about women to spot red flags and get feedback.
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If one person thinks one way and 649 people think differently, surely it might be up to the one to think he might be getting it wrong here.
The full list of MPs supporting my parliamentary motion on banning the burqa and the niqab.
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As someone who’s never done the whole ‘going out’ thing, I’m always amazed at how many people do. Walking around Cardiff on a Friday evening (on my break looking for food) is a somewhat eye opening experience.
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Really sad (and not in the least bit surprised) at the verdict in Hockey Canada trial today. I hope EM has a lot of support right now.
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I’m not sure that getting in from work at 01.30 and making sandwiches is particularly conducive to healthy living but we are where we are.
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I love this sport but when you see the air travel requirements for just one team in one year it makes me wonder why us normal people bother.
this is pretty neat - the Leafs’ 2025-2026 schedule visualized
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Crikey.
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Anyone know what song is they play at the end of hockey games (at least in the UK) whilst waiting for man of the match to be announced? It’s stuck in my head this morning.
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I try and stay mostly out of politics on here because it’s depressing but what on earth is this.
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday. And right now, @UKLabour’s introducing #votesat16. That’s four votes for a family with two sixth formers!
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