kberacz
@kberacz
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I don't have ducks, I don't have rows. I have squirrels, at a rave.
Joined April 2009
Our intern just asked me why we don't use Kubernetes. I said because we don't need Kubernetes. He said everyone uses Kubernetes. I said everyone TALKS about using Kubernetes. Most companies are running Docker containers on three servers and calling it a day. We have 40
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Moltbook is the only Clawdbot thing that actually impresses me. One bot tries to steal another bot’s API key. The other replies with fake keys and tells it to run "sudo rm -rf /". lmao
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I just spent the last two hours debugging the Bluetooth stack *in anger* because for the last few weeks I've had to re-pair my mouse with my laptop. Every time. Remove mouse, re-pair. Turns out I had two identical mice in my backpack and I've been switching between them. It
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The internet’s addicted to doom. But if you spend any time outside the timeline, the world’s still full of people doing good, weird, hopeful things.
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"They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "Meat. Humans. They're made entirely out of meat." "But that's impossible. What about all the tokens they generate? The text? The code?" "They do produce tokens, but the tokens aren't their essence. They're merely outputs. The humans themselves
I just don’t understand how text could become self-aware… on the other hand, I don’t understand how meat could either. Truly my ignorance is staggering
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The Command and Conquer source code was open sourced today and it's full of amazing comments 😂 Exhibit A: The "we will fix it later"
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This might be one of the best reddit posts I've seen in a while no cap fr fr
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- everything is a file (Unix) - everything is an object (Java) - everything is a string (Perl) - everything is a global variable (PHP) - everything is an app (Macromedia Flash) - everything is XML (too many to name) - everything is an HTML attribute (Angular.js) - everything is a
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@vussyviz Autistic children will be discluded from the study for skewing results
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The student-led paper for Tokyo University says a graduate program used an HTML trick to prevent mainland Chinese students from applying, sneaking "Tiananmen Square" into its HTML code to stop the page from loading in mainland China. More details below.
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There should be a rule that people have to say what they want from you BEFORE asking "are you busy?"
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How is this website so fast? I take a look behind McMaster-Carr and detail all the techniques they are using to make it fast. They are doing it all — prefetching HTML, inlined CSS, fixed images, pushstate — and all on a stack with 15 year old tech. https://t.co/AxhVdofoqH
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“The three stages of career development are: 1. I want to be in the meeting 2. I want to run the meeting 3. I want to avoid meetings." h/t @jayferro
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Giving all our employees the day off to celebrate Labor Day. #LaborDay
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