Sasa utachagua mwenyewe, umpige City ubaki UCL au upigwe uende kombe la Mkutano 😂

Mamaeeeee sisi haoooooo

The type of activity you engage in when you don’t have to worry about basic amenities.

A wizard is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to. #HesDoneItAgain

“Max Dowman needs to score in the next 197 days to become the Premier League’s youngest ever scorer” Everton Football Club:

He went the African warlord route and brought in a child soldier, peak terrorism 💀

https://t.co/h4SaI2OG2c

Me when i'm doing something and someone's watching me

Just watched the Dowman goal for the 49th time today

“How many times have you watched Max Dowman’s goal?”

https://t.co/ZLDDT27yhZ

Life after max downman’s goal

@barstoolsports He ran from Kahawa Sukari to Nairobi in under an hour....Eieie Nice one ...his faster than the morning commute to work

Do you now understand why your favorite investment bank and stockbroker could not say that the KPC IPO was overvalued? They locked in billions selling a mature company priced at a 22 PE and a 4% div yield Continue taking gambling advice from the owners of the casino at your own

How I feel when I hit “Not interested” on a lustful post

Second wave of sleep after waking up too early the first time >>>>> https://t.co/zQwhh3lNNh

🚨‼️🇮🇹 Paulo Dybala: “My father used to arrive home late and leave early, so I barely saw him. I had an Under-15 final and my dad couldn’t come because of work. Everyone else was there with their fathers, but I was alone. From a free kick I scored a goal and ran to celebrate

https://t.co/xjHtW3WMvW

POV: Me in my prime

Spurs taking 5 points off City, reigniting our title charge last month and then getting relegated