Due to the miscount of the number of chapatis I've consumed for the past few months,I've decided to start recording the number of chapatis I'll consume from today until the end of this year under this tweet
Uyu msee anakuwaga na TV station fulani ya kikuyu. Yeye ndo huwa anapreach, anasoma news, ikifika ni entertainment anachezesha ngoma zake😂. Na adverts zote za io station zinakuwaga za makampuni zake
Man huku ushago,ndama ya shosh imekula karatasi ikaanza ku act kama inanyongwa,nimeingia Youtube haraka kucheki first aid procedure,man Kandama kamedeady tukiwa hapo kwa "how juicy? juicy jjjjjwjj"
Yo, Carlton, listen up, bro. Let that dude spin his game on you, but make sure you got them cameras rollin', you feel me? We gon gather all the info, all the evidence, and get that homie charged with RICO.
John Kiriamiti has reached a verbal agreement with Kairo for Toyota Corolla. Here we go! 🚗
Next steps: mechanical tests, issuance of logbook, and then signed.
It's evident it's a done deal🇰🇪
SOURCE: (
@itskibe7
) 🚨🚨🚨
Ubaya ya wakadinali wakienda kuperform huwa wanaenda ploti mzima, kwa stage unatafuta Munga huwezi muona juu ako uko nyuma ameshikiliwa juu ye venye amelewa
If my son told me he was gay,1st step would be to congratulate him,engage him in a small talk,twende KFC for some meal then later I drive him to kisumu nimrushe lake Victoria akufie uko
My granny ameona nimechukua 4 pancakes nkazikunja nkaziuma zote at once akaweka chai yake chini akafunga dish yenye ilikuwa na pancakes na akaiweka kwa kabati
Sisi Intellects huwa tunaskip breakfast because we know breakfast is a social construct made up by Dr John Kellogg in 1894 in order to sell his corn flakes and other Cereals
Kikuyus think they own Kenya?Yes they do own. They fought for Kenya's independence whereas other Kenyan communities collaborated to receive shukas and canned meat
Jana nkienda home kitu saa tano usiku iko dem alipandia mat apo bypass akaketi kando yangu, all over suddenly dem akaanza kulia. Nkamuuliza rada, akanishow ni boy wake amemslap. Nkaamua kuwa therapist kidogo🤣 nlikuwa namwambia venye wanaume ni wengi hafai kulilia mmoja😂😂
Nakumbuka huko mtaa kwetu,My Gs walienda kuchimba Kaburi of a certain mzee in the night before his burial.waliamua kuchapa blunts kwanza ndio steam Zipande waweze kurusha jembe.Wamama wakiwa katika harakati za kutayarisha mlo utakaoliwa baada ya kuaga mzee,waliskia tu shouts...
Vybz Kartel hujulikana tu Jamaica, some parts of Africa and UK solo. He ain't that big venye his sons, daughters and relatives in Kayole and environs hutry kumpotray
Msee akona watoto wanne, hana job, ako shule self sponsored, ako Nairobi na hao watoto na bibi, amerent nyumba. Some of you huwa mnarisk sana na maisha😂