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@ngughii
felloh
2 years
Due to the miscount of the number of chapatis I've consumed for the past few months,I've decided to start recording the number of chapatis I'll consume from today until the end of this year under this tweet
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@ngughii
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1 year
@254_icon The plane sacrificed the passengers for it to survive
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@ngughii
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3 months
Mwenye huweka sukari kwa miwa ni babako?
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Hakuna Mungu
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@ngughii
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4 months
Salon
@Dee__Kiluu
Kiluuks-Inyaa Muyo🥰
4 months
Mko wapi nisikuje uko?😂❤️
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@ngughii
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3 months
Eastleigh huwa unatry kubargain mali, seller anakwambia hapana na anachukua simu anarudi tiktok wewe ukiwa umesimama hapo
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@ngughii
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8 months
Uyu msee anakuwaga na TV station fulani ya kikuyu. Yeye ndo huwa anapreach, anasoma news, ikifika ni entertainment anachezesha ngoma zake😂. Na adverts zote za io station zinakuwaga za makampuni zake
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@ngughii
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2 years
Ulikuwa ushapiga ugali fist ukakumbuka hujaonyesha mafans bado😂
@ShankiAustine
SHANKI👑
2 years
Masaa ni ya samaki. Supu ni thick kushinda Corazon Kwamboka
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@ngughii
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5 days
Kushawaka uku😂😂
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@ngughii
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2 years
Hapa ni yesu tu amekosa
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@ngughii
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4 months
Jesus's disciples after getting filled with the Holy Spirit on the day of pentecost in Jerusalem
@gidikariuki
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4 months
Imagine if Bible characters were Kenyans?
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@ngughii
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2 years
Baba akiitisha re-run,William Ruto atatuosha asubuhi na mapema juu obvious Mt Kenya people watatokea vibaya sana😭
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@ngughii
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2 months
Kama wakamba hawangekuwa wana exist the minimum salary in Kenya would be 50K
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@ngughii
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1 year
There's some truth in this 😂🤣
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@ngughii
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2 years
Victor Wanyama alipikia kina son na Harry Kane ugali,naskia hawakuingia zoezi siku mbili juu ya kushiba
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@ngughii
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2 years
Man huku ushago,ndama ya shosh imekula karatasi ikaanza ku act kama inanyongwa,nimeingia Youtube haraka kucheki first aid procedure,man Kandama kamedeady tukiwa hapo kwa "how juicy? juicy jjjjjwjj"
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@ngughii
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2 years
Miguna Miguna anaona leo kama closing day 😂🤣
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@ngughii
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2 years
Mamako na sistako wanajua unawaita malaya kwa mtandao?
@_fraud1
King of Frauds🥸
2 years
Mko ? Leo nmepita na wawili pale luthuli 😂😂😂😂
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@ngughii
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7 months
What's wrong with Chelsea fans😂🤣
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@ngughii
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8 months
Najinyima ndo niweze kukulipia school fees then unakam kuniambia hivi?
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8 months
Hii heri ungelala njaa ama ungetokea site nikupee smocha mbili on my bill
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@ngughii
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7 months
Nashindwa mbona nlikuwa ghosted huku kumbe mi ni ndo fala, baddie language is too hard to understand 😭😭
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@ngughii
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2 years
😂😂😂😂
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@ngughii
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1 year
Wanakuwanga wengi kuliko your music listeners though 😭
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@ShankiAustine
SHANKI👑
1 year
@ngughii Hio enda uambie watu wa daro yenyu
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@ngughii
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1 year
Small world innit
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@Gee_Muri
 Gee Kadere 🇰🇪
1 year
Shotts, shotts to the heead… also, poool time @OribiExpedition
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@ngughii
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2 years
Unaskia uchungu juu badge ilienda😂
@kilundeezy
Boniface
2 years
Guess naskiza nini...
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@ngughii
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3 months
😂😂😂🤣
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@ngughii
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10 months
Unajuaje wao ndo wezi? Racism will never end fr
@maliks_88
maliks 🇸🇴 14/09/15/21
10 months
These People risk to much....walking in such a place such times
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@ngughii
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3 months
Ile vita Jason Statham anapigana kwa Beekeper inabidi nimepause ndio aweze kupumzika kiasi
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@ngughii
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3 months
But si unaendesha bro🤣
@Dreymwangi
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3 months
Influencers wote wako na magari then there is some of us😔
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@ngughii
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1 year
Hii yako haibambii😂
@iposiku12
Muthaaka
1 year
Runda boys. Kibera boys
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@ngughii
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10 months
😭😭😭😭
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@ngughii
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8 months
😂🤣
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@ngughii
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11 months
Gor Mahia with a huge fanbase than Manchester city🙏
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@ngughii
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11 months
Hii tweet imenikumbusha hii tweet bana😂🤣
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@jnjauu
Njau
11 months
If I had a person, I'd be getting her a flower daily.
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@ngughii
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3 months
Yo, Carlton, listen up, bro. Let that dude spin his game on you, but make sure you got them cameras rollin', you feel me? We gon gather all the info, all the evidence, and get that homie charged with RICO.
@carltonkitheka1
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3 months
Huh??? What is this ? 😂 Nah I'm going to bed 😂😂😂
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@ngughii
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1 year
He's right
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@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
1 year
There won't be any demonstrations in Lang'ata - Jalang'o
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@ngughii
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7 months
Diego Jawta
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@ngughii
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2 years
Hadi kukula unahitaji lube bado?
@Brianmbunde
Brian Mbunde ™
2 years
I miss Nairobi. Nirudisheni tafadhali.
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@ngughii
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2 years
Vawulence Pics thread!😂
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@ngughii
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2 months
Nakumbuka kuna time mtu aliibiwa simu na laptop akakuja kutweet huku akatag dci juja instead of Dci Kenya
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@ngughii
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1 year
Comfort at its best
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@ngughii
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4 months
5 people kalidhani kataekwa section ya kuhack mitambo huko kai and kairo kakaekwa sector ya kuosha magari kila asubuhi
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@ngughii
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10 months
Apa ata nkiwa na pesa sitoboi
@BrendaWairimu
Brenda Wairimu 
10 months
☀️☀️☀️
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@ngughii
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11 months
John Kiriamiti has reached a verbal agreement with Kairo for Toyota Corolla. Here we go! 🚗 Next steps: mechanical tests, issuance of logbook, and then signed. It's evident it's a done deal🇰🇪 SOURCE: ( @itskibe7 ) 🚨🚨🚨
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@ngughii
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6 months
Ntalalisha mafuta but wewe utalalisha stock ya mayai na smokie, nani ataenda loss?😂
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@ngughii We lalisha mafuta
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@ngughii
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3 months
Dem alienda sleepover but Dci Juja didn't interrupt his daily routine cause of her. Dci juja alinyonga kama venye amezoea😂
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@ngughii
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5 months
After kenyans walichoma uko kwa remotask, nliona kuna rada ingine ilitokea juzi, adi ni bro wangu alinishtua. Ikona maziwa adi kuliko Remotask walai😂
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@ngughii
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2 years
Mtu akiwa kwa nyumba yake huwa anavua wig mum
@IdaOdinga
Ida Odinga
2 years
Watching this historic moment. #RailasRunningMate
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@ngughii
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7 months
Ubaya ya wakadinali wakienda kuperform huwa wanaenda ploti mzima, kwa stage unatafuta Munga huwezi muona juu ako uko nyuma ameshikiliwa juu ye venye amelewa
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@ngughii
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4 months
Dollar iko karibu kufikia my KCPE marks
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@mbiti_mwondi
Mbiti Mwondi MD
4 months
Dollar iko 165 na pound 205; we are the next Argentina kiawa!
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@ngughii
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2 years
Wierd photos in you gallery?😂
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@ngughii
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11 months
Bro sacrificed himself to win an argument 😂🤣
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@ngughii
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8 months
Current situation 😂😂😂
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@ngughii
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11 months
The "hood nighas"
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@WaPishori
Wairimu Wa Pishori 🌾🍚
11 months
Hood Niggas are the way, the truth and the real loves 😍😍😍
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@ngughii
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2 months
Tuongee tu ukweli, at 23 in a 3rd world country unatoa wapi pesa ya kubuy audi na benz?
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@ngughii
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5 months
"My name is Ngugi, I'm addicted to single mothers"
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@ngughii
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6 months
This's the guy😂🤣
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@ngughii
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2 years
If my son told me he was gay,1st step would be to congratulate him,engage him in a small talk,twende KFC for some meal then later I drive him to kisumu nimrushe lake Victoria akufie uko
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@ngughii
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12 days
Unaingia talking stage na dem wa ushago then from nowhere anakwambia umtumie 80 bob alipie simu iko karibu kuzimwa😭
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@ngughii
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Sasa ficha simu ufanye chenye kilikupeleka uko😂
@abuyamasta
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Nalisha mbuzi yangu
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@ngughii
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6 months
"I just wanna smoke drink and love my girl to some reggae"
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@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
6 months
I just wanna smoke drink and love my girl to some reggae.
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@ngughii
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11 months
Costed me only $0.429
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@Nottdexx
Malcolm eggs
11 months
What are you guys having for lunch?
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@ngughii
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5 months
I'm crying man😭😭
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@ngughii
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1 year
Sijawaiona ona any successful person akivuta bangi
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@ngughii
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3 months
My granny ameona nimechukua 4 pancakes nkazikunja nkaziuma zote at once akaweka chai yake chini akafunga dish yenye ilikuwa na pancakes na akaiweka kwa kabati
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@ngughii
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2 years
Then later come over to Macrib
@ElsaAngel19
Elsa Majimbo 🇿🇦
2 years
Lunch in Malibu
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@ngughii
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@KhalifKairo Hukai playboy wewe, unakaa mtu madem wanaweza chezea easily😂
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@ngughii
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4 months
Sisi Intellects huwa tunaskip breakfast because we know breakfast is a social construct made up by Dr John Kellogg in 1894 in order to sell his corn flakes and other Cereals
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@ngughii
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2 years
Kikuyus think they own Kenya?Yes they do own. They fought for Kenya's independence whereas other Kenyan communities collaborated to receive shukas and canned meat
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11 months
😹😹😹
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@ngughii
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7 months
Jana nkienda home kitu saa tano usiku iko dem alipandia mat apo bypass akaketi kando yangu, all over suddenly dem akaanza kulia. Nkamuuliza rada, akanishow ni boy wake amemslap. Nkaamua kuwa therapist kidogo🤣 nlikuwa namwambia venye wanaume ni wengi hafai kulilia mmoja😂😂
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@ngughii
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1 year
You've been talking on the telephone for 11 yrs?
@mbiti_mwondi
Mbiti Mwondi MD
1 year
2012 (17yrs) 2023 (28yrs) Equity Bank teller Equity Afia Director
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@ngughii
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2 years
Nakumbuka huko mtaa kwetu,My Gs walienda kuchimba Kaburi of a certain mzee in the night before his burial.waliamua kuchapa blunts kwanza ndio steam Zipande waweze kurusha jembe.Wamama wakiwa katika harakati za kutayarisha mlo utakaoliwa baada ya kuaga mzee,waliskia tu shouts...
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@ngughii
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5 months
Na uko Thika
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@ngughii
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2 years
Huyo ameenda kutag DCI kwa post ya bangi aka tag dci juja🤣
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@ngughii
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5 months
"1824 club has been shut down" Seth Gor:
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@ngughii
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6 months
How do y'all view suicide? I view it as a coward move.
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@ngughii
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1 year
Kuna site ya movies nmepata all its movies and series are in form of HD. Adi zile movie za 90s
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@ngughii
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3 months
@dcijuja Uko na kisu na kamba, siet! Umejiekea double chance
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@ngughii
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1 year
Ati umecash out🤣
@Drew254_
Drew
1 year
siet,Karibu punch iungue
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@KhalifKairo Huko nyuma wanasema huwa unaswim daily, so hii haifai kukutisha😂
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@ngughii
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2 years
listening to loud music in your house is some sort of illiteracy
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1 year
😂😂😂😂🤣
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@ngughii
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11 months
Tumebakisha msanii sasa
@ShankiAustine
SHANKI👑
11 months
Sisi kama KOT sasa tuko na gari
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@ngughii
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3 months
Elsa Majimbo akifeel ayuko safe huko Holywood anaweza come kwetu Kirinyaga tukae na yeye. Asubuhi ananibebea kagunia na panga tukienda kukata thara
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@ngughii
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8 months
🤣
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@ngughii
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1 year
😂😂😂
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@njeng_Ah
slim🫧
1 year
Ugly dudes tunaokota L's ajab. Bila pesa hatutoboi
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@ngughii
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11 months
Ik you😂😂
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@_CrazyNairobian
Billy The GOAT
11 months
Post yangu usiogope 🥲
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@ngughii
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8 months
Watu hunishangaza ni wenye hulipia Spotify na wanatumia android phones. Can't you just use a cracked version of Spotify and save that money?😂
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@ngughii
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6 months
Hii pesa yote Tommy Egan huwa anatafuta daily huwa anapeleka wapi na sijawaiona amebuy ata timber zingine?
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@ngughii
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3 months
Hapendwi Kenya, hapendwi SA. Ndo uyo ashaharibu Hollywood. Sa ataenda wapi?
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@ngughii
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1 year
Tushajua ulipata D+ KCSE
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@ngughii
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1 month
Vybz Kartel hujulikana tu Jamaica, some parts of Africa and UK solo. He ain't that big venye his sons, daughters and relatives in Kayole and environs hutry kumpotray
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2 years
Si mkuwe serious man😂
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@ngughii
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11 months
Kuna time Gor Mahia ilikuwa powerful adi ilikuwa included kwa Fifa. I think ilikuwa Fifa 2012
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@ngughii
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5 months
Msee akona watoto wanne, hana job, ako shule self sponsored, ako Nairobi na hao watoto na bibi, amerent nyumba. Some of you huwa mnarisk sana na maisha😂
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@ngughii
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2 years
Kilundeezy sai anaangalia Nairobi gossip club IG account aone kama amepostiwa
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@ngughii
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6 months
Text your crush "I saw you once can i see you twice, thrice or even forever?" Bring her reponse😂
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@ngughii
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1 year
Who made this?😂🤣
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@ngughii
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1 year
There's some truth in this 😂🤣
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@ngughii
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2 years
Smoking weed is a mental masturbation ya'll should stop
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