KASEEM BENTLEY
@kaseembentley
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comedian ( album lakeview on @blondemedicine) podcast ( white slavery on all digital service providers ) writer ( pageant - Feb 2021 )
SF / LA
Joined August 2010
YESTERDAY'S PRICE IS NOT TODAY'S PRICE 💰💰💰💰💰.
I shot my third hour special in Denver, I explained why to the boys @kaseembentley @MurahdShawki on the @whiteslaverypodcast. Also, I have no idea why their podcast is called “White Slavery” LOL. imperfect messenger you can watch it for free now on
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In a shocking turn of events .Andrew Cuomo is out and has.been replaced with Jadakiss.
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Texted my rich white friends "I like Bo Burnham's new special?" and was offered the real vaccine and free Whole Foods for life.
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RT @comedynews: SF comedian flyers city with hotline number for white people who don’t have Black friends – SFGate
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Comedian Kaseem Bentley isn't afraid to ask why some white people don't have Black...
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RT @SFGate: Most of the flyers around San Francisco these days are either reminders to mask up or calls for help in locating lost pets. W….
sfgate.com
Comedian Kaseem Bentley isn't afraid to ask why some white people don't have Black...
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Phone lines are open 415 949-0128.
Did some digging into those flyers you may have seen around SF asking white people why they don't have any Black friends and surprise! the phone number on them belongs to @kaseembentley
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Just when I thought Black History Month has lost some of it's zeal Rush Limbaugh died this morning. My god is real, my god is Black, my god is hilarious.
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Sorry about the typos. Its early, I'm tired, I'm keeping them. Life is pointless.
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Shouts to the people who're adding from @cumtownpodcast today. I'm not twitter guy ( you can find me on IG of FB). If you really wanna support me check out my album LAKEVIEW, podcast WHITE SLAVERY, or my new print magazine PAGEANT ( Spring 2021 ). Thanks!
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Really wish I was a Black therapist instead of a comedian. This month I'd start a online therapy group called SELF KAREN for guilty white women and counsel my way to a beach house.
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I'll start going to bars and restaurants when they introduce outdoor crying sections.
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Just got word The Comedy Store will be holding a candle light vigil for Chris Delia's career on Sunday night in the parking lot.
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Good afternoon Black people, people of color, and hwhite allies! If you have a moment watch and share this sketch I did with @nicetancomedy. In "The Gordella Wallace Show" I play a guest that's a funny and sarcastic Blackman - this was definitely a challenge to pull off (whew!)
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