Kareem Shaya Profile
Kareem Shaya

@kareems

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User onboarding eng at @stripe. 🌖 Chief slackmoji officer at @opensrcdefense.

Austin, TX
Joined June 2008
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@kareems
Kareem Shaya
14 days
My wife and I set up the @ImpulseLabs_ stove and cooked some things on it. Thinking through what happens next to every other appliance maker's stove business: - 2026–2027: Nothing. Impulse grows, but it's not on their radar yet as a meaningful player. Meanwhile, early adopters
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Kareem Shaya
7 months
What’s a good way to measure the type of wealth on the left?
@PabloPeniche
Pablo A. Peniche
7 months
GDPcels will claim that Spain is poorer than Mississippi…
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Kareem Shaya
11 months
For sale: lobster shoes, never worn 😭
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@yesterdaysprint
Yesterday's Print
1 year
Evening Star, Washington DC, January 3, 1901
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Kareem Shaya
1 year
On a plane, leaving the window shade up means someone’s childlike wonder is intact.
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Kareem Shaya
2 years
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Edward
2 years
Hate it whenever VCs ask me what my moat is and I gotta talk about our partnerships and IP when deep down I know that my moat is that I possess the Mandate of Heaven
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@edwinarbus
edwin
2 years
One of my favorite parts about Stripe is how somebody can throw a crazy idea in Slack and then 130 of your favorite coworkers will chip in and build something like this in 2 weeks. And many more dedicated to keeping Stripe smooth for the millions of businesses who are relying on
@patrickc
Patrick Collison
2 years
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Kareem Shaya
2 years
The group chat is divided.
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Kareem Shaya
10 years
Excerpt from my upcoming book, "Schelling Points In Early 90s Nickelodeon". https://t.co/womyEAZjED http://t.co/HNiedsk4fi
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Kareem Shaya
2 years
If Redbox is still in the game, there’s nothing you can’t do.
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Kareem Shaya
2 years
Easy test of a restaurant’s quality: is the butter cold or room temp? Room temp butter is free, and easy logistically. Cold butter is unusable. Butter temp is the Van Halen brown M&M’s of restaurants.
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Kareem Shaya
3 years
This is great.
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Kareem Shaya
3 years
Tbh tow trucks should be designed to encourage this, and we should crowdfund prizes for the coolest jumps. It's time to build.
@KatieKaplanTV
Katie Kaplan
3 years
A 21-year-old Tallahassee woman is lucky to be alive after her vehicle went airborne on a south Georgia highway last week. Join us during the Eyewitness News at 4 p.m. today to learn more about what happened. @wctv
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Kareem Shaya
3 years
I enjoy how the way we all got around ironing linen clothes was that circa 2014 J. Crew was like "linen looks even cooler when it's rumpled" and everybody was like "you're right J. Crew, it does", and nobody has ironed a piece of linen ever since.
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@jeff_weinstein
Jeff Weinstein
3 years
Recently we made it possible for teenagers (13+) to start a US company from anywhere in the world using @stripe @atlas. Already *50* teenagers have started a company. Here's a lil vignette of what the youth are up to (hint, it's awesome):
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Kareem Shaya
3 years
AWS should offer this as an upsell.
@cheafofstaff
NOT Adam Neumanns Chief of Staff
3 years
Me & who?
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@patrickc
Patrick Collison
3 years
If you’d like to hire any of the wonderful former Stripe employees who are leaving, email alumni-hiring@stripe.com. We’ll let you know as soon as the directory is ready.
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