mike
@kardashoon
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I hope your 2026 treats you the way you treat trans women.
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Lena Dunham has a preternatural, once in a generation talent for sex scenes. I can’t wait
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Jeremy Strong photographed by Tyrone Lebon for W Magazine’s Best Performances Issue
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LICKING SALT FROM WOUNDS. MAYBE A TEQUILA SHOT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
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it's ok to smoke cigarettes if you really want to. God will understand and make them not bad for you
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2026 YEAR OF HORSE INCOMING. ITS GOING TO BE SIMPLY AWESOME
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(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse
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if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense
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In retrospect nobody has the juice Lena Dunham had. From a writing perspective
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Clients are like, "what kind of porn do you watch" and i'm like, uh... the only porn i ever see is whatever randomly comes up on my twitter feed but I don't even process it as sexual, i'm just like oh that's my friend and she did a nice job on the color scheme
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Nice one thanks for that
I’ve cracked wordle If you play STAIR, LEMON, then PUDGY you optimize your letter usage among 15 of the most common letters with no repeats After that, you always have enough information to correctly guess the word on the fourth turn
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People love to villainize sex workers yet we’re out here contributing more to charity than billionaires or politicians do
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(rubbing my eyes after being woken up) who the hell is calling me at 2pm..
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She has one of the greatest quotes in history
A terrifying interview with Aileen Wuornos, the serial k*ller who k*lled seven people in less than a year. I can't forget the look of despair she showed in court when she found out her lover had betrayed her.
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first thing i saw when i landed in scotland was an 11 year old vaping ❤️ what a beautiful country
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