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just on here yapping (mostly about @CleGuardians )

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@kaleenicolexo
kalee ✦
4 months
Kinda makes you think “hm this is pretty similar to how Israel harvests organs from dead Palestinians” then you remember how US law enforcement trains in Israel and realize there’s a reason it’s so similar!
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philip lewis
4 months
Another deceased prisoner in Alabama has been found missing all of his organs, including his brain
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kalee ✦
7 months
Love is Blind reunion takeaways: - Chris is the reason you can’t give “nice” men a chance - Lydia is INSANE and I’m convinced Milton just has Stockholm Syndrome omg free him!!! - Izzy and Stacy’s dynamic is so cringe + weird - JP is fucking foul and deserves nothing
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@kaleenicolexo
kalee ✦
2 months
No healthcare, no student loan forgiveness, no subsidized higher ed, no firearm regulation, no one can afford rent, unhoused population is at an all time high, a few items at the grocery store run you $100… but thank god they’re banning TikTok!!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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@kaleenicolexo
kalee ✦
4 years
This is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day @ValentinoKhan @SHAQ
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kalee ✦
2 years
Jake gaslighting tf out of April as if he didn’t go and basically fall in love with Rae over the last 3 weeks??? Typical man #TheUltimatium
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kalee ✦
2 months
Color me shocked that CNN is actually calling it what it is.
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Read Let This Radicalize You
2 months
In discussing Aaron Bushnell, CNN gave a brief history of historic moments where self-immolation was used as political protest.
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kalee ✦
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NOW WAIT A MINUTE Yankees fans just spent the last week telling us the Guardians’ wins mean nothing because we’ve been playing the A’s a lot… now what?
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MLB
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Zack Gelof galvanizes the @Athletics to an afternoon win in New York! ☀️
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kalee ✦
3 years
Watching the Love is Blind reunion and: 1. Cam & Lauren are still my favorite couple ever 2. Amber & Barnett are still awful 3. Giannina deserves better than crusty ass Damien
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kalee ✦
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Thinking about the espresso martinis from Tomorrowland bc why were they one of the best I’ve ever had
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kalee ✦
4 years
@sofiafranklyn You rn: 🤡🤡🤡
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kalee ✦
6 years
I MET @craysounds_ SO I CAN OFFICIALLY DIE HAPPY NOTHING ELSE MATTERS 😭❤️
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kalee ✦
2 years
Get u a man that gets all ur good angles!!!! @levelupdub @Subtronics
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@kaleenicolexo
kalee ✦
4 months
What I am saying is there is a very clear, deliberate & extreme disregard for those viewed as “less than” by people at every level of power in these two systems that we’ve learned are much more closely intertwined than we initially realized 2/2
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kalee ✦
1 month
These people are so fucking nasty 🤢 “This is our sovereign state” you’re literally from Brooklyn NY you dumb colonizing bitch.
@davenewworld_2
Fifty Shades of Whey
1 month
An American is openly conspiring to violate international law and dispossess Palestinians. "We have lists already of about 500 families that are willing on the drop of a hat to move to Gaza." Zionism is a white supremacist ideology rooted in imperialism.
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kalee ✦
4 months
This is doing some numbers so before my point gets misconstrued - I’m not claiming US LE goes to Israel just to be trained to do *this one specific thing* 1/2
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kalee ✦
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@Jauzofficial Ehhh nah I’m pretty sure that voting for a “leader” that acts against so many people’s human rights does make you a worse person than before
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kalee ✦
2 years
SPOILER ALERT THE ULTIMATUM Jake to April: “I’m not running off with Rae. That’s not gonna happen.” Also Jake: proceeds to literally run off with Rae #TheUltimatium #UltimatumNetflix
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kalee ✦
3 years
You lose a lot of people when you start enforcing your boundaries 🙂
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kalee ✦
5 months
@CleGuardians This is your big announcement??? Please create a separate account for progressive field, thank you.
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kalee ✦
1 year
Don’t let Love is Blind season 4 drama distract you from the fact that BARTISE APPARENTLY HAS A CHILD NOW??
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kalee ✦
4 years
OMG AW 2 years ago we were seeing @craymusic at ezoo 🥺❤️ @rowe_boat @lysfior
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kalee ✦
3 years
John King deserves everything and more 🥺💖
@thehill
The Hill
3 years
CNN's John King becomes first overseas host nominated for British TV award
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kalee ✦
1 year
Wait I think this might be the funniest thing in my snap recap from this year @mackwubz @obiyeet
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@kaleenicolexo
kalee ✦
8 months
Is he for real???? @KayzoMusic
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kalee ✦
1 year
It’s crazy how marshmello is so capable of making good music and playing good sets and then he just doesn’t LMAO
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kalee ✦
1 month
@Tony_Pesta LMAO why was he doing that 😭
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kalee ✦
7 months
To sum it all up please do not ever burden us with having to see that cast again baby we do NOT care
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kalee ✦
6 years
From Under The Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy 🤷🏻‍♀️
@PigsAndPlans
Pigeons & Planes
6 years
What album most accurately summarizes your teenage years?
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kalee ✦
6 years
So many feels from this ❤️ @Alesso @ElectricZooNY
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kalee ✦
2 months
So fucking foul
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kalee ✦
6 years
Imagine y’all put as much effort into getting a real job as you do trying to recruit people to participate in this money pyramid scheme 😂
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kalee ✦
2 years
Harry Styles playing for FIFTEEN nights at the Forum and RL Grime somehow sliding his way in the middle to play tonight is fucking hilarious to me ajdkfhskdj
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kalee ✦
6 years
Scrolling through @amrezy ’s Instagram is literally the most aesthetically pleasing thing ever 😌
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kalee ✦
2 months
I feel bad for her kids cus imagine asking for a grilled cheese and you don’t get it til 4 hours later.
@shaTIRED
5hahem aka Dr. Durag
2 months
you can’t convince me she’s not trolling 😭
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kalee ✦
7 months
So it was okay for Sarah Silverman to post that Palestinian kids deserve to starve and for Amy Pohler to spew whatever vitriolic nonsense she was going on about, but this is where they draw the line?
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kalee ✦
7 months
@demaskingtape lol that too 😭 I’m just glad he stayed home so we didn’t have to listen to him deliver another 12-part thinkpiece
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kalee ✦
3 years
...suddenly I understand why they were able to steal the Declaration of Independence in the movie National Treasure.
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kalee ✦
1 year
When people fucking TALK through an entire set like babe you can do that at home for free why are u here!!!
@aj4bird
ÄJ
1 year
Biggest pet peeve at raves? Easy, say excuse me or I trip you
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kalee ✦
3 years
@KayzoMusic “The largest pyro package” is giving me hard summer ptsd 🥲
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kalee ✦
3 years
So I got laid off in Oct (shoutout covid), started my own business, barely told anyone, been working my ass off & JUST BOOKED MY FIRST CLIENT 🥺🥺🥺
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kalee ✦
4 years
@RLGRIME Please re-release Arcus without his parts so we can still hear it live 🥺
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kalee ✦
3 years
I’ve been following @MooreKismet_ for AWHILE now and I’m so pumped to see them blowing up and having their moment 🥺🤍
@TeamBandL
Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋
3 years
SAY HELLO TO THE FUTURE @MooreKismet_
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kalee ✦
7 months
Alex from The Ultimatum is quite literally horrendous.. why the fuck does Kat want to marry him 😭
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kalee ✦
5 years
@EDC_Orlando Y’all gmfu w this one
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kalee ✦
3 months
Doing this nonsense when a Keith Lee review is almost guaranteed to make your restaurant bank anyway is INSANE.
@demivrl
Demi
3 months
Keith Lee tipped the owner of Sweetly Seasoned in Dallas $4,000 plus an additional $860 so all customers could eat free for the remainder of the day. The owner was supposed to keep $2,000 and split the rest. Do y’all know that psychotic lady kept all the money?
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kalee ✦
7 months
@S88526911S Is this Lydia’s burner account 🧐
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kalee ✦
2 years
@johnsummit Clearly u haven’t met 80% of white millennial females
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kalee ✦
3 years
I’ve literally watched this at least 10x lol holy fuck your best work yet @DrewAfualo
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kalee ✦
2 months
The way our dumbass government is putting this poor man through the wringer, meanwhile he’s smarter/more logical than anyone who voted for the ban.
@ShaykhSulaiman
Sulaiman Ahmed
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TIKTOK CEO SPEAKS OUT ON BAN IN AMERICA “It’s not feasible,” & “would lead to banning of the app in the country.”
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kalee ✦
3 years
The fact that @MooreKismet_ is out here living they’re truth and doing the damn thing at 16 and going THAT hard makes me wanna cry happy tears. SLAYED the fucking ezoo set 🥵
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kalee ✦
2 months
Everyone who has the means should donate a few dollars bc he’s still the sole caretaker of those kids and is doing his best to give them a good life!!!
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
2 months
This is so messed up
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kalee ✦
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kalee ✦
1 month
In the mood to start ripping whoever’s saying “Trevor Bauer to the Guards” to shreds because surely you must have a brain injury
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kalee ✦
2 months
You mean the guy whose family is from Brooklyn NY then left to colonize Palestinian land and participate in genocide? Lol…
@POTUS
President Biden
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Jill and I are devastated to learn that Itay Chen was killed by Hamas during its brutal terrorist assault on October 7. In December, Itay’s father and brother joined me at the White House to share the agony and uncertainty they’ve faced as they prayed for the safe return of
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kalee ✦
1 year
Ok girlie!
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kalee ✦
9 months
@seismically Does the culprit happen to appear in this photo by any chance??
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kalee ✦
5 years
When I finally get to hear @yultron Eyes On Fire remix in person next week I’ll probably just pass out 🥴
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kalee ✦
4 years
Sooo my landlord is renovating the apartment downstairs and just CUT TWO OF HER FUCKING FINGERS OFF with a circular saw. Guess who just spent an hour crawling around on the floor looking for them? Brandon and I!!!!!!
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@kaleenicolexo
kalee ✦
9 months
Just know I am giving you massive side-eye if you still go see this piece of garbage!!! This information has been out there for a couple years now and more and more keeps coming out.. no excuses.
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kalee ✦
6 years
Would have to say the highlight of Cinco De Mayo was seeing a bum on the streets of Hoboken wearing our letters.....
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kalee ✦
2 months
I saw this on TT and the amount of men in the comments being like “that’s just what happens on bach trips you’re supposed to cheat” ???? So fucking FOULLLL I swear my desire to get married is less everyday
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
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Omg, I just found their wedding website 😳👀
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kalee ✦
1 month
@Gideon_6ix @MLB He doesn’t, he plays for the Guardians.
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kalee ✦
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kalee ✦
6 years
20 lbs down as of this morning 💪🏻
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kalee ✦
3 months
Live, laugh, p u s s y i n b i o
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kalee ✦
6 years
Living my best life tbh 🍹
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kalee ✦
3 years
One year since I last saw @eptic I’m very depressed 🥺
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kalee ✦
6 years
Day two 🤙🏻💀
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kalee ✦
1 month
Columbus Ohio?? Estimated at $5.3k a month???? These people are out of their minds 😭
@Mounlrr
Mounir
1 month
This is the last fucking straw dude omg
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kalee ✦
9 years
Oh my god I GOT THE INTERNSHIP I WANTED 😩😍😩😍😩 http://t.co/xH3opArCZJ
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kalee ✦
4 years
People continuing to go to their friends houses etc at this point is a huge slap in the face to medical personnel watching people die in front of them everyday.
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kalee ✦
7 years
A girl with "entrepreneur" in her Instagram bio really just means she's gonna try to sell you body wraps or fit tea.
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kalee ✦
6 years
I am @TacosElGordo_ ’s biggest fan and I love me some Kaskade so let’s get ittttt
@kaskade
Kaskade
6 years
A collab between @TacosElGordo_ and myself could be a beautiful thing.
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kalee ✦
3 years
Nutty that I’ve been HERE multiple times and now I hardly even leave my house lol fuck you covid
@AllTimeEDM
AllTime EDM
3 years
EDC Las Vegas looks like a dream 💫 Holy Smokes - Far Away [AllTime Exclusive] OUT 04/02 @_holysmokes__
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kalee ✦
2 years
I hope @Eptic punches me in the face tn
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kalee ✦
8 years
Holy fuck the new tracks that @djcarnage dropped last night >>>>
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kalee ✦
4 years
I’m so bored that I’m actually entertaining dudes on dating apps. I’m gonna come out of quarantine with 3 boyfriends and not wanna talk to any of them when this is over.
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kalee ✦
1 year
Sobbing because after 10 years of wanting to go and 3+ hours in the ticket queue I’M GOING TO FUCKING TOMORROWLAND 😭😭😭
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kalee ✦
4 years
I guess nice weather means social distancing is canceled? Shout out everyone that are out with their friends today ruining the rest of 2020 for us all!!!
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kalee ✦
7 years
THIS. I'm so sad thinking those people were at a music festival having fun w/ loved ones & some sick person had to take that away from them.
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kalee ✦
7 years
I CAN FEEL THE STRESS ALREADY
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kalee ✦
7 months
@mattxiv No bc the gradual backslide is crazy 😭
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kalee ✦
6 years
Imagine how fuckin dumb the IHOP (IHOB?) social media person must feel today having to tweet all that shit 😂
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kalee ✦
4 years
I just wanna put on a cute ass outfit and go to brunch with my cute ass friends and drink 16 mimosas and not remember the rest of my day IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???
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kalee ✦
1 year
They’ve gotta stop allowing men to be instacart shoppers…. I asked for 4 single bananas……..
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kalee ✦
2 years
Illenium is mid as fuck I’m sorry 😭
@lucatimusic
LUCATI
2 years
what EDM opinion do you have that makes you feel like this?
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kalee ✦
7 years
@macias_justin33 Lmao super funny!! ..almost as good as that time you sat at my house & cried for an hour bc you got dumped ☹️
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kalee ✦
4 years
She doesn’t miss 🤯
@kemimarie
Kemi Marie (they/them)
4 years
scorpio, leo, taurus, aquarius ✉️🦋 i’m seeing something that you aren’t seeing or picking up on. you may not see the fog, or maybe you do but i’m seeing a fog and the reality is: there’s a lot that has yet to be revealed.
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kalee ✦
7 years
Can it be tonight yet so I can be at @djcarnage likeeee
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kalee ✦
1 year
Y’all are simping bc a man said I love you to his gf and the mother of his children?? The bar is in hell ladies 😭
@gabgonebad
𝖌𝖆𝖇
1 year
rocky's comment 🥺
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kalee ✦
4 years
Omg I finally get to see @Eptic tonight !!!!!!!
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kalee ✦
7 years
Willyp Greek life as adults are still the most dysfunctional group of people and it's fucking hilarious.
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kalee ✦
5 months
One of the most sinister Black Friday tricks is “up to 70% off” and then only the three ugliest items in the world are actually 70% off and the rest is discounted like 10% if at all lmaooo
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kalee ✦
2 months
You’re a CPA and your take is “it’s totally normal for $4.5M to go unnoticeably missing when you’re rich”? Would not want you as my CPA lmao
@Jdub_Dodgers
Big Mac 🍔 Muncy (jdubdodgers.bsky)
2 months
Y’all are telling on yourselves for being poor when you think Shohei should notice $4.5M missing. Do you know how many different accounts and investments his wealth is spread across? It’s not the same as your Bank of America Checking + Savings accounts.
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kalee ✦
2 years
Trap is really about to start dominating the festies and I’m here for it 🫡
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kalee ✦
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@nickdoomis @BaseballGabb It’s always a dude with another man as his profile picture calling other people ugly 😂😂😂
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kalee ✦
7 years
I'm pretty sure every single white dude from Hoboken has an Instagram bio that says "dog dad. craft beer enthusiast."
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kalee ✦
8 years
My grandpa is cancer free 😍🙏🏻
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