BLESSING: "Recognition of ripeness." It's a very, very, very old definition. Simplistically, it's 'celebration'. Really: a specific type of celebration. Ripeness implies new usefulness, a mile-stone passed, a configuration-change into an intended state. Help your God Bless you.

CAHOOTERS (noun, plural): conspirators, attached to the chest. Ex: "Her cahooters distracted him enough for her to steal a bite of his lunch." @MirriamWebster @urbandictionary @osoemain @ElinCeredigion.  (Credit: my wife)

CAHOOTERS: conspirators on your chest.

This man should teach astronomy 💀

I have FIGHTING WORDS: soixante, septant, huitante, neufant, cent. Anyone says different, they're being purposefully elitist and snobbish because any sane language doesn't make 96 be pronounced quatre-vingt-seize (four 20's and sixteen). I'm serious. #French is that bad.

Driving Uber and Lyft, I have charged 25 MWh. 133,000 miles in 19 months. @BLKMDL3 @jesseXjesse @herbertong

@gothburz Most people call it a 'data breach,' but I prefer to call it an 'Unscheduled Global Transparency Event.' Our data hasn't been stolen; it has simply been 'geographically diversified' to servers we no longer have to pay to maintain. This is a massive cloud-storage cost-saving win.

ERIC win. THIS IS HOW LIFE WILL BE. Weakness admission: i not u to his standard yet.

Epic verbiage:

Sister in law, at a family gathering: "Okay, I want to hear about a new Year's resolution from everyone. And, if you don't have one, I'll be happy to supply one for you... Customized."

I have a historical metaphor I've created with grok images.

I've been doing some digging, and the real target of the Venezuela attack was not China, it was Cuba. Here's it is: First, we can probably assume that one of the key architects of this plan was Marco Rubio. Rubio is one of the smartest and most competent members of the current

Yoko Ono, Chicago museum of contemporary art. Write down a wish, put it on a tree. Very Japanese. Mine is here.

Being the southern part of Indiana, this is where the poop comes out.

Elon: you can text and drive Tesla owners:

The Average Salary vs. Home Prices This chart is insanity.

The dawn is breaking in Persia. ​Right now, as we move into 2025, the streets of Iran are witnessing a "final battle" moment. This isn't just about inflation or the Rial hitting historic lows—it’s about the unbreakable spirit of a people who have reached the point of "nothing to

Emperor has very generous feelings towards Alderaan and wants your planet to succeed

“I have very generous feelings towards you and want you to succeed.”

Solar+batteries is just going to win.

This is wild! Scientists used liposuction to suck out ordinary white fat cells...then used CRISPR to turn into “beige” fat cells, which voraciously consume calories to make heat. Then, they implanted them near tumors the way plastic surgeons inject fat from one part of the body