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Profile pic is kawaii af. Banner by @telaphoone Some of the jokes are original I have an amazing joke about an airplane that never lands because sit's too fast.
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I have this great joke about a plane that never lands because it's a bit too quick.
I'm so happy right now.
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What a finale!
@pewdiepie
's minecraft series really was a thing of beauty and perf.. hang on, getting a call.
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I'm not the one to speak ill of the dead, but yeah, Minecraft's a little bit dead.
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Oh wow. I watched a few episodes of
@pewdiepie
playing Minecraft, and I love all the new stuff I see.
Incredible job :D
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Me saying I like pewdiepie playing minecraft is at 100k likes.
Not sure how to unpack this.
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The decision to make beds explode in the nether as a solution to how to prevent setting the respawn there will forever be one of my favorite so-dumb-its-actually-clever mechanics in gaming.
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Hey, at some point people stopped asking about herobrine!
I have no idea when it stopped, or why (maybe my reassurance finally worked?), but that was one stubborn myth.
For the record, Herobrine was nev
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PeePee PooPoo has two lives.
Read the documentation, people, it's right in there.
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Theoretically, would you prefer me to develop small free games on my own, or start a studio and make polished commercial games?
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Zoomers have the weirdest twitter fights, mostly consisting of sending passive aggressive animated gifs back and forth. For days.
I need to learn this skill so I can remain youthful.
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@tommyinnit
@jschlatt
like i remember
Maybe you were acting needy and clingy or something? ;)
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So I installed Death Stranding. So far I've watched like an hour and a half of it.
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(If it's still alive to you, that's cool! Rocket Arena 3 is still alive to me)
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Elon replied to me, and I'm happy to report his followers are even worse than you! :D
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Oh my god, minecraft parrots repeat sounds of mobs they see! Whoever came up with that is a genius! :D
So happy to see all this amazing stuff!
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I'm not even going to apologize for this one.
It's Sonic's turn to be yeeted into Minecraft.
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Turns out I was wrong about nobody ever walking to farlands! I'll make the next limit in a game 20% bigger, should be enough.
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installing minecraft dungeons. I know basically nothing about it, but I have a gut feeling I'll like it. Do I do an honest review? What's the funniest/best path here? :D
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I made my own engine for Minecraft.
Implementing the rest of the game is a much bigger time investment than making the engine.
There is no middleware for innovation.
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I get memes! I'm not out of touch!
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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I've noticed a trend where some content creators just seem to keep making the same video over and over again without ev... *looks at own projects*
hm
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Stress test and playing around with music.
I figured I'd share me more.
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Mumkey Jones
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yo mama jokes on my dong
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What? You never played tuber simulnah just kidding this tweet is about food. Fish and chips. Mmm.
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Want to kill your ego?
Imagine your life until now being something you read, not something you were subjected too, then start thinking about what the character should do.
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We were in talks about maybe bringing a version of Minecraft to Oculus. I just cancelled that deal. Facebook creeps me out.
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Hytale looks exactly like Minecraft.
At first I thought it was just someone trying to cash in by making a clone, and figured I should just not comment on that.
But then I heard it was made by people who play and mod minecraft, and now I'm pretty stoked! That gives it soul!
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You got me confused with someone else, I didn't create league of legends.
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People keep asking about Minecraft 2, but what I'm really excited about would be a Minecraft³.
Because.. because cubed. Yeah you get it.
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"“What is love? Baby don’t hurt me.”— Winston Churchill" — Elon Musk
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Very fascinating the non-stop barrage of requests for me to stream or go on podcasts or host things completely stopped.
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I might be misremembering, but there's a strong chance the entire end dimension with the dragon fight in minecraft is a direct result of me making a slenderman pun and doubling down on it.
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the same is true for humans
Guys.
I can’t believe I need to say this.
But animals with white fur are not the “white people” of animals.
They’re just animals.
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Making it illegal to use the wrong pronouns
THEY ARE THE ONES USING THE WRONG PRONOUNS FUCKING HELL
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Sometimes as the churning fractal turns and folds in over itself in infinite complexity of chaotic precision, all the infinite turns and corners will align and cancel themselves until nothing exists except for you.
Do not fear this.
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Hi there! I'm just subliminally planting the idea that you are going to have a wonderful day, love you.
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@jschlatt
@Corpse_Husband
My name is Notch and I endorse this, and not only because I am a man and this directly puts me in a good light.
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What's it called when you find out information on behalf of someone else? Asking for a friend.
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Top 5 geometric shapes:
1. Triangle
2. Rhombus 2
3. Square
4. Isosceles Line
5. Rhombus
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I have an ex who just vanished one day, and these days she's single with kids and sends me pictures of them and says she missses me and is horny.
Passive aggressive good luck, lady.
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