My face every time @lazygamereviews reviews something I actually owned/used/played back in the day.

There’s no more hint of a “quiet part”. Donald Trump can’t even lie when it would help him. It’s all vomit dropping out of his mouth. 1. He finally admits to his base that he’s not a Christian. Most of us already knew that. 2. He admits that if he wins, he’s planning on this

For @hungrygoriya with love (apologies?) to @gamespite

#HurricaneBeryl can easily get under @ErcotTx’s skin. Power has flashed probably 100 times this morning? May finally be out now. At least I can rely on @SpaceCityWX and @TheEyewallWx to have my back. (Just wanted to finish @taskmaster before work)

I just raised $7.00 USD for my local children’s hospital through #EXTRALIFE. Donate today and help me reach my goal:

Ordered a @MasterLockUS Sentry Safe from @Lowes. It just arrived with no key. Not a great gift like this! How do we get this fixed?

I just unlocked this year's exclusive @ExtraLife4Kids T-shirt by raising $200 USD+ for #EXTRALIFE!

I just raised $55.00 USD for my local children’s hospital through #EXTRALIFE. Donate today and help me reach my goal:

I just raised $30.00 USD for my local children’s hospital through #EXTRALIFE. Donate today and help me reach my goal:

Hey @OfficialM3HHY, fancy a nifty numbers station poster? Found on a different site and thought of you! https://t.co/LoA6qhXOtL

A teacher was arrested on the 1st day of school, accused of being under the influence 🍹#comedianeddieb #teacher #teachers

#G1CLIMAX33 @elpwrestling is my spirit guide. #TheCameraLovesHim @njpwglobal @njpwworld @WillOspreay

Categorizing moves mostly from @getFANDOM's Puroresu System Wiki such as https://t.co/lcVt2zKZPr Also @njpwglobal's official results pages such as https://t.co/cjs0GrQvws @njpwworld @njpw1972 #NewJapProWrestling #G1 (shout out to @elpwrestling you're my favorite)

In terms of most used successfully finisher, @RealJeffCobb by my stats only wins with Tour of the Island. His 4 wins in the tourney all come from this move. 4 Shining Wizards but 1 is SANADA's signature while 3 are Kaito Kiyomiya's finisher.

Almost 92% of finishes are pins. Three time limit draws, two submissions, one double count out. Of these, C/D Block are ALL PIN FINISHES except @zacksabrejr submitting @AlexCoughlin93 on 7/23.

Some #G1CLIMAX33 stats (as of July 27) 75% of matches ended after a finisher. Roll up = 12.5%. 2 wrestlers hit a Signature to pin (Chase's C-Trigger and SANADA's Shining Wizard). 3 Common (incl Shingo v Nicholls from 7/26). @reasonjp @TheChrisSamsa @realkevinkelly

Left my phone on my work account and tweeted this arguably hilarious picture which only one person saw.

Ren Narita so far avoids tying Osamu Nishimura's record with 3 time limit draws in the #G1CLIMAX33盛り上げ隊. This year's G1 ties 2002's record for three TLDs. With 20 minute limits now compared to 30 then, will we see a record broken? @realkevinkelly @TheChrisSamsa

It took 35 matches, but we finally got a submission finish in #G1CLIMAX33盛り上げ隊! Totals so far (starting July 21): 1 submission 2 time limit draws 32 pins Of those 32 pins, 28 have come after a finisher. https://t.co/oJckA9nH8Z @njpwglobal @realkevinkelly @TheChrisSamsa

Hey @TheChrisSamsa I'm once again tracking finishes in the #G1CLIMAX33. Sure you've got all this, but feel free to use. Anything you'd suggest I add to track? Was debating tracking factions and success rate...

Howdy @BendStudio, I enjoyed Days Gone so much I started a new video series on it. I'm looking at bases and deciding how well real life me would survive there under the circumstances of the game's world. Check it out?