Shane Boeker
@junkyshane
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Riff slinger for American Aquarium
Austin, TX
Joined July 2011
A bad cheesesteak is miles better than any Kansas City bbq I’ve had, so I guess I’ll root for the Eagles tonight.
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I gOt tO gO bAcKsTagE wow cool hope you dig veggie trays and broken men
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How many grams of mushrooms do y’all put in your coffee maker?
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Something tells me this isn’t the first time @GovAbbott has released something prematurely
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Everyone wants to wear THRASHER till it’s time to do THRASHER shit
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It’s almost as if public education in Texas is really just daycare and football practice.
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Thanks bud! He’s doing well, bein a good dog.
@junkyshane I wanted to tell you happy birthday on Twitter bc no one is seeing it on FB and I wanted to be like everyone else. Hope Nelson is doing well. I like that dog.
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Nothing. Just sitting over here wondering about deep frying potato salad.
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new tune out today, y’all
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American Aquarium · Me + Mine (Lamentations) · Song · 2020
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I have recovered from Covid-19. We are humbled by the outpouring of love for me and John and our precious family. He is stabile. Please continue to send your amazing Love and prayers. Sing his songs. Stay home and wash hands. John loves you. I love you
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Yo @Whataburger, what are your thoughts on @Wendys trying to get in the honey butter chicken biscuit game?
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Tiger King, for me, is like having tried meth without ever having tried meth.
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Hope everyone’s having a great day I’m just over here playing the theme from the hit 90s sitcom Home Improvement
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LISTEN UP
Katie Porter's sister, a doctor, is breaking down how staying in can save lives during the COVID-19 crisis
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