Gabe Wootton 🚬🥃⚰️
@GabeWootton
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a High End™️ Songwriter
Joined April 2012
They really got Nicki Minge-aj giving morality speeches, now?
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OUUTTA THA LEFF LANE
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Get outta the left lane, Larry. You are the reason this happens to you, every day, ya knucklebutt
Slow down 🤦♀️ I drive quite a bit, and unfortunately this happens to me like every day. I’m genuinely shocked there aren’t more accidents on the road. 😬
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We got Gerta Van Fleet because that’s what we asked for. As a society, we take whatever the fuck they spooned into our gaping maws and asked for more.
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Nothing bolsters national pride quite like watching our president suckin’ off the crown prince in the White House on national television. Fuckin traitor
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Why the fuck is @mtgreenee acting sane, now? Very off brand
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Glad his ear is all better
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Maybe we should just stop having tsa screening? I mean, it’s probably statistically more dangerous to stand In a crowd for hours at Hobby than it is to not check for terrorists
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Dude will never see a Nobel, but he may be involved in a Pulitzer
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Uh oh… you know what happens everytime you root for a thing, you rumpled sock looking jinx
You people cray-cray….
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Dude got his hat on backwards
Black conservatives are the weakest men in America
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One photo, two worlds — the Día de los Muertos parade at the gates of St. Roch Cemetery, New Orleans.
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Better https://t.co/jtgwKb2fij
It simply does not get better than Sturgill Simpson covering “Spanish Moon”.🔥 🎥 SuperSpurrs
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Didn’t god sacrifice his own son? Tired of this hypocritical, self righteous bullshit.
🚨 JD Vance just claimed that when settlers arrived in the New World, they “found widespread child sacrifice,” adding that “Christian civilization ended the practice.” Archaeologists, including those specializing in North American history, are calling this a flat-out lie. There
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DALLAS: If you're around the Oak Cliff area, or don't mind driving, my grandma's neighbor has a trailer full of potatoes and a few onions (white & yellow) and he'll let you fill up a 5-gallon bucket for only $5 (Cash Only!) Feel free to retweet! 606 Highfall Drive, Dallas, TX
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Day manager ain’t getting enough night time.. ya dig? These mother fuckers are ripping 2 for one coupons on no other redeemable fuckin day. You all fuckin know it. You don’t say shit because you think you’ll benefit. We all lose on this one. Count to 5 and watch :
Q: On the pardon of Changpeng Zhao, Binance has significant business interests with World Liberty Financial, the president family's crypto company. How do you respond to criticisms that this is a corrupt act? LEAVITT: I would respond and say the president is exercising his
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They prolly knew you’s was gonna bust Crickets in E instead of Ab
The Louvre got robbed but I still have to ask the manager if I can play the $2700 Martin at Guitar Center.
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