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2x Dad. Husband. Beagle Fan. Lion Tamer. Cheeseburgers. Parody. Deeds info, meet in shower. Greenvine raised.
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#Cowboys extending Micah Parsons would’ve required $120M upfront immediately. Potential money owed to these players totals $131.8M: • Quinnen Williams: $8.4M, $21.75M, $25.5M • George Pickens: $3.65M, $28M (if tagged) • Kenny Clark: $3M, $21.5M*, $20M* *Cuttable with $0 dead
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Hell yeah give him the trophy
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What’s the definition of rolled?
Arch was ELITE tonight … I’m going on the record. A&M gonna get fucking ROLLED on Friday night. Period. 🤘🏼🏈 https://t.co/YBqlnsupxs
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Bad locker room guy @PFTCommenter
A UAB football player stabbed two of his teammates Saturday morning at the football facility ahead of the Blazers' home game against South Florida. Story via @Jake_Trotter: https://t.co/KG4hsWrFJF
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This is impossible but ok
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Haven’t you been there before?
College Station is massive…vibes around here are at an all time high. Had no idea how big this town was….they are going to have 105,000 fans tomorrow for Samford. Let that sink in!! Excited to be on the call tomorrow morning on @SECNetwork Plus.
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Holy porn brain, this retard might be the first baseball player to suffer from CTE. There's just nobody more unlikable than this man lmao.
Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does.
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