I completed the March challenge faster than 87.1% of all learners on Duolingo!

One last gift from Jimmy Carter, all flags will be at half-staff on Inauguration Day

@PatMcAfeeShow Hopefully nobody

How to really enjoy the rain: 1. Stand at the window (inside) 2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip 3. Sip tea from mug 4. Say “look at that rain” or “it’s really coming down now” 5. Ask someone else if it’s raining where they are 6. Say the garden needs it 7. Eat all the biscuits

Lots of inane comments from Elon/Rohan bros that vaccines don’t prevent disease. Let’s debunk these claims: 1. Polio - vaccine introduced 1957 https://t.co/MJlWKMMKCe 2. Measles - vaccine introduced 1963 https://t.co/QevFzuGfaW

Annual hot weather reminder that if you’ve got sash windows and open them equally at top and bottom you can enjoy some Victorian “air conditioning” that ventilates and removes heat https://t.co/xTRQP922RK

Okay, let's review. Venomous = You GET BIT by something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑) Posionous = YOU BITE something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑) Hope this helps.

Morning! Reminder that today is a Code Orange AQ Action Day & that a Mon Valley Air Pollution Warning is in effect. Our area is waking up to an AQI in the Orange, unhealthy-for-sensitive-populations-range. Take care if you’ll be out. Stay tuned - we’ll keep yinz posted.

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

Duke Nukem UNBOXING & GIVEAWAY! 📦We keep finding boxes to open📦 So, we're giving away 2 of these unboxed jewel cases, including a Duke 3D mouse pad, too. TWO winners, two Duke items to each winner. 👉 Retweet, Like & Follow to enter Ends Weds. Shipped worldwide for free.

May is the academic equivalent of New Year's. Teacher resolutions for summer: -sleep more -eat better -learn a language -make a dent in the book pile -bake things -more family time -exercise -clean out closets

*gestures to my unmown yard* "I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators." *waves at a stack of dirty dishes* "This, too, is for the pollinators." *trips over a pile of dirty laundry" "Pollinators."

RUN AWAY! 🐰🐇🩸#happyeaster

We have passed the 700" benchmark for this season! We have had 20.7" (52.5 cm) of #snow over the last 24 hours, which brings us to 713.8" (18.13 m) since October 1st. We are expecting more snow today and then a break before more this weekend/early next week. #CAwx #CAwater

Woke up today and it's still true. @AmpD_Robotics is going to championships in April!

One of my robotics students graduated HS, got a full ride to Princeton, and is now leading her own FIRST team at the event we're at this weekend. If I have done nothing else right in my life, I have done this one thing 💚🤖

#SpringForward

This is the first time I can ever recall seeing the National Weather Service forecast FOUR major mountain passes in California to see over 100 inches of snow from one storm. Just humongous snow totals.

I'm angry that for my birthday I asked for someone to deep clean my house. Adukting is such bullshit. I miss the days of video games and books.

It's @LeftyGamesNL's birthday! Huzzah! 🎂 To celebrate, we're doing a #giveaway! The prize: his first version of a #dnd Galaxy Spell Slot Tracker 🌟 Rules: - follow @SpeechlessBard - RT this party tweet - drop a celebratory GIF 🥳 - ends March 8, 8pm CET - open worldwide