and thank god we found out….let me check that….THE DAY BEFORE his scheduled (sorry, 3rd rescheduled) time @UHC

wondering how long @UHC is going to drag out the appeal process for my finance’s surgery this time now that they’ve decided to restart the entire process. no big deal, it’s not like breathing is a medical necessity 🙄

if any of you ever send me an unsolicited nude again i’m sending it to your mother.

lower your voice

still thinking about @PhattyLiver03 and @NSharmaMDMS

and as brat summer came to a close, i couldn't help but wonder... was it time for lobotomy fall?

it’s giving adult toga party vibes

Brat summer

cuties

how are you as a director going to announce an employees (me) promotion in a meeting of 100+ people then email privately to say it was a mistake. excuse??????

St. Andrew’s, UK

death penalty for jojo siwa’s PR team fr

girlies what are we doing for bad af endo flares these days?

fit of the quarter

Where is the international women’s day promo code for my rent

“i’m just a girl” ok psych ward patient number one

Ok so there are people who exist who Do Not Ever think about quantity, quality, and timing of their eye contact in every conversation?????

your girl’s WFH set up? trash. mine? immaculate

the next update i want to see from apple is facial recognition that works to identify your “crying” face too

showed this to D and he just said “ok well what are you waiting for”