UnhingedMaster
@PhDCandidAss
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bipedal. bisexual. bipolar 2.
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Joined June 2022
if I eat the perfect blueberry muffin I won’t ever need therapy again.
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All my friends’ Hispanic moms love me but no one’s Hispanic mom wants to date me :/
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whatever happens i just want everyone to know that i was going through a lot.
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Oh no! I sat with my thoughts too long and The Sadness has returned!
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Being the only white friend is actually really hard because what am I supposed to do when they all get deported
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“I’m embarrassed to double text” ok well my sister can’t respond due to her children, my friends work night shifts and live in different time zones. I have adhd. I don’t double text I text 20 times and just expect you to catch up.
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If you zoom in on his jaw you can see where he used a circle brush to make himself more chiseled
Today, after much contemplation and thought, and years of struggling with my racial identity, I have finally made the brave decision to come out as transracial. Being born in the wrong skin isn’t easy, and I’ve spent years in agony trying to reconcile my racial identity with the
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He says he voted for Kamala your boyfriend is trying to convince me trump’s cabinet members are “a good crew with fresh ideas”
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Hi weird sentiment that everyone is saying he’s stealing her money. That’s his mom and most of her money was already stolen from her. Maybe, just maybe, people choose to communicate with their family.
Britney Spears’ 18-year-old son initiated reunion following years of estrangement https://t.co/KcvdWDF9Tw
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Shoutout to Zuck for introducing everyone to my favorite music genre “non-musical cover artist turns song acoustic and oh god are those the lyrics?” I have multiple Spotify playlists curated to this exact vibe i love it.
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The one time my hometown is in the news it’s because fucking Ryan wanted Uzbek pussy and couldn’t be bothered to divorce his wife and instead abandoned his kayak.
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This ice cream is so good I still think about it 7 years later. If you are in Wisconsin and can eat it, please. I will send you money. Eat some. It’s so good.
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Andrew Jackson served a second term after personally committing ethnic cleansing. Trump is trying to be a fascist dictator but let’s not act like the rest of American history is rose colored.
I want motherfuckers to understand this. We have had both Democrat and Republican Presidents win and lose over the dozens of years America has been in existence and NONE has initiated a bonafide trauma response. Do you hear me motherfuckers. People are experiencing…
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The older, wealthy, married gay couple in my neighborhood took down their pride flag after the election. They’ve stopped holding hands during their nightly walks.
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ask not what your country can do for you. you don’t want to fucking know
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