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Josh Payton

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San Francisco, CA
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Josh Payton
3 years
RT @LinusEkenstam: One line. Eight rhetorical devices. Here is a breakdown of the new headline from Wise. "Money for here, there and every….
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Josh Payton
3 years
RT @Ragged_Edge: Moving money was just the start. This is a rebrand to take @Wise beyond transfers. To help money do more for more people….
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Josh Payton
3 years
This website has sucked for at least 5 years. It’s just starving journalists, boomers yelling at each other, and underpaid copywriters sock-puppeting brand profiles for one of like 6 FMCG conglomerates. 🤙🏼🤡.
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Josh Payton
4 years
Cookie consent forms have ruined the web. Can I just get a universal browser setting/plug-in that lets me configure my preferences once and never think about this again?.
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Josh Payton
5 years
The Covid situation over the last ~9 months has convinced me that @sethmeyers is the next Johnny Carson. His show is so much smarter on every level than everything else by miles. Watch him. He’s phenomenal.
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Josh Payton
5 years
Yo. What happened to PowerPoint for Mac? I used it for years, & although it wasn't GREAT, it at least worked well enough. I just started using PPT in Office 365 & OMG it is HOT GARBAGE. It's like MS went through & made every feature somehow worse. WTF is this? 🤢🤮.
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Josh Payton
5 years
Has anyone checked on the whiteboard industry recently?.
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Josh Payton
5 years
Vanlife was invented by RV companies to appeal to a younger demographic.
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Josh Payton
6 years
This whole sharing economy thing seemed like such a good idea until this whole global pandemic thing. Now—since I don't own a car—I'm paranoid about all of my transportation options. Muni, BART, Zipcar, Uber, Lyft. That's gonna be a No from me dogg.
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Josh Payton
7 years
I just realized I look at Twitter’s card validator more than I look at Twitter.
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Josh Payton
7 years
Government's been crowdsourcing stuff for 5,000 years, but millennials are out here acting like we invented, "the sharing economy" because we're too boujee to take the bus.
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Josh Payton
7 years
Shouts to all the people helping to create the 2019 batch of Scorpios tonight. 😏🍆💦🦂👶🏻.
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Josh Payton
7 years
Remember, it’s “Kobe!” for accuracy, and “Yeet!” for distance.
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Josh Payton
7 years
Hey @acehotel, you have guitars in your rooms, but no guitar picks (London). Why don’t you perforate guitar picks into your keycards? Pretty sure you could get at least 3 of them under the magnetic strip. All I’m saying is look into it.
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Josh Payton
7 years
Listen folks, next time you find yourself barefoot in the supermarket, remind yourself, it’s TrashCAN, not TrashCAN’T.
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Josh Payton
7 years
Money cheapens everything.
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Josh Payton
7 years
Someone should make a documentary about the decline of the fedora. From Bogart to Neck Beards in 100 years.
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Josh Payton
7 years
Twitch is going to take over the world.
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Josh Payton
7 years
I’m honestly kind of surprised so many people still use Twitter.
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Josh Payton
7 years
San Francisco perpetually smells like one of two things—unbathed homelessness, or freshly smoked weed. The two rarely, if ever, overlap.
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