Joshua Topolsky
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EIC @sherwood_news . Founded @verge , @outline , @inputmag . Makes rave music. Likes beautiful things. Hates schedules.
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Fucking great read
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I know everyone has read it but it's worth reading again tonight
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Christopher Nolan: "I'd rather you literally die than watch my movie on a TV."
New Nolan statement: "Some of our industry’s biggest filmmakers and most important movie stars went to bed the night before thinking they were working for the greatest movie studio and woke up to find out they were working for the worst streaming service."
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Oh so this is what a roid rage episode looks like on Twitter
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In retrospect this photo seems insane but we were having fun..... Happy 10th you weirdos!!!!!!
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Fun fact: if one (1) pinecone ever gets stuck in the trunk / roof gap of a Tesla Model Y while closing it will shatter the glass immediately
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We won't know tonight who actually won this thing, but we know about half the country supports and endorses fascism and racism and cruelty and hatred and god it makes me so sad that this is who we are
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Phone makers: What if your phone... was also a tablet?
Consumers: Um can you just make my battery last all day?
Phone makers: It also comes with a free VR headset.
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The "you have successfully unsubscribed" email from the list you just unsubscribed from... like the villain popping off one more shot just before he dies
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This is a joke.
@jack
delete his account. It's enough. Show you care about what happens and stop this madman from inciting his mentally ill followers to real violence and sedition. YOU are a threat to American democracy if you don't silence his fucking bullhorn.
Twitter has now removed several of Trump’s tweets, including his tweet about Pence and the video to supporters earlier this afternoon.
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Don't be afraid of the virus that sent me to the hospital on a helicopter, in need of oxygen, where I had 9 doctors, took an untested, experimental drug cocktail, enormous amounts of steroids, and now have lung capacity which I have ordered my medical team not to speak about
I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!
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tfw you come at the king and you do not miss
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No.... no no no no no
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All I can say about
@elonmusk
owning twitter is that if his ideas about what a good user experience is are reflected in recent Tesla software updates... You can't even imagine how shitty this website is about to get
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Like really
@NBCNews
you're giving Trump a platform when he REFUSED TO DEBATE Joe Biden? this isn't about ratings it's literally about the future of our democracy and you're still acting like it's business as usual
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It's pretty incredible that dems are like WOW your platform is out of control it lets false videos spread like wildfire and the republicans are like WHY WON'T YOU LET ME SPREAD MY FALSE VIDEO
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December 21, 2020
On January 6, armed Trumpist militias will be rallying in DC, at Trump's orders. It's highly likely that they'll try to storm the Capitol after it certifies Joe Biden's win. I don't think this has sunk in yet.
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This is insane.
@Google
@YouTube
@SusanWojcicki
honestly WTF is this? I just got a two minute ad filled with COVID-19 misinformation and lies before a video about physical therapy.
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About 11 years ago, I started quietly asking people I worked with at Engadget what they would think if we could find some way to get out from under AOL and get attention and resources to build a new kind of tech and culture publication. Needless to say, almost everyone said yes.
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I am hearing that the number of employees who DECLINED to stay at Twitter under Musk was something closer to almost 80%
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THIS is what the map should look like on CNN and every other network. A LOT MORE PEOPLE are voting left, more than ever before. The traditional map that fills in empty states as red or blue without representing actual population is so misleading about where this country is.
Good morning! If you only look at one map today, make it this one. This is what red/blue states really look like. Land doesn't vote. People do.
#ElectionResults2020
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These are super fun and we're going to be doing a bunch like this (special thx to prince-among-men
@casey
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Please I beg of you Mr. Musk make the Tesla phone with its own mobile OS and app ecosystem which is honestly very easy for a man with your enormous and impressive brain power
If Apple & Google boot Twitter from their app stores,
@elonmusk
should produce his own smartphone. Half the country would happily ditch the biased, snooping iPhone & Android. The man builds rockets to Mars, a silly little smartphone should be easy, right?
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I was wrong about VR. And so is
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and the NYT. And really, anyone who counts it out right now. So I wrote about it.
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If you're upset about this wait till you hear what the priests have been doing to children
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Sorry, but it's time to start this conversation
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Crazy that the SpaceX crew had to pay an additional $7K for autopilot tho
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Really hard to give a shit about a new Mac when the secretary of state is talking openly about the fascist coup the republicans are currently undertaking
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Where is the tear gas? The kettling? The arrests? The violence we saw against completely peaceful protestors simply walking down the street? This is a fraud and a charade. If they wanted to clear the Capitol they could. They don't want to.
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You know dude's thinking some wild shit here
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Just to be clear, the president of the United States refused to codemn white supremacists. That should scare the shit out of you.
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I'm very happy for America and the world but extra happy for my daughter, who was shocked to learn there has never been a woman president in this country and now has an amazing woman VP to see and hear and that's fucking HISTORIC and WONDERFUL
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Like
@reckless
has had many great pieces but I think this is the best thing he has ever written and the most succinct takedown of the whole affair I have ever seen
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Epic is right. Apple has become what it set out to kill.
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I really need this and I don't think I have to explain why
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Imagine if everything in life could feel like this
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Sorry but the cybertruck design is actually genius level brutalism. It's demolition man IRL. It's a Hummer in low poly mode with none of the carbon footprint. It will sell poorly and be discontinued in two years.
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Absolutely without question the last thing you see before you die
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Think about how many people would still be alive if Twitter and Facebook had done this a year ago. The spread of lies and misinformation will never be accounted for.
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I love Apple Wallet because it shows the flights I took in 2017 for reasons no one could possibly explain
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I really need the people who build social media apps like Instagram and this hellworld to understand that when I unmute a video, it means I want to hear that video, not every video. You have created one of the most annoying user experiences of all time. Stop sucking.
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Imagine being paid like $50m to never have to think about Twitter again
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This can't be real
This is the one.
The internet is over.
Shut it all down. This wins.
These people vote...
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Wait this is FUCKING CRAZY. Twitter has marked mastodon servers as “sensitive content” (aka dangerous) and is flagging posts with them automatically.
@elonmusk
what the fuck are you scared of my dude?
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I've just been told that my 5-year-old daughter told a schoolmate that god is a "made up clown that lives in the sky" and I've never felt so proud
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An ad featuring a spew of misinformation and lies and conspiracy theory masquerading as journalism force fed to google users? Great job everyone.
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One thing I know for sure: you can definitely step on your own dick in front of everyone for way less than $44B
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Me at the beginning of 2020 vs me in late March of 2020
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They are lying directly to the public and press about the health of the president of the united states — we are in some really dangerous territory now
Conley says we are 72 hours into the diagnosis. We were told around 1 am on Friday morning that POTUS was positive, which is only 36 hours ago.
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I own Airpods pro now and I can honestly say they absolutely shred all other earbuds.... The noise cancellation in particular is nuts. Why did I resist for so long?
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Just found in a box of old CDs: a clip of me dj'ing in Tokyo (sometime between 1999-2003?) in a packed club where people are going nuts and can I please go back there?
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TIL Nolan and Elon Musk have a similar online fanbase
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Abolish the electoral college. You wanna run America? Get the majority of the HUMAN BEINGS in this country to actually vote for you. This is nonsense.
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You'd laugh if you weren't crying. This is like 1D chess.
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@jonathanvswan
: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”
@realdonaldtrump
: “You can’t do that.”
Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”
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I can't fucking believe how good WandaVision is. On so many levels, it is a staggering work of art. And I do mean capital A art. Underneath all its comic myth making/breaking and pulp it is doing things most TV shows can only dream about.
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If you think wearing a mask is a political statement... you're a fucking dummy
AMC Theater CEO Adam Aron says their cinemas won't require masks upon reopening because they didn't "want to be drawn into a political controversy"
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A good way to get people with lots of followers to never come back to your service is to ban them because you can't take a joke
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Nothing says "pro-life" like 170,000+ dead and more to come from COVID-19, murder on the streets by armed right wing militias, and Americans being shot in front of their children by cops.
You may be praying, but it ain't to god.
This is the most pro-life, pro-faith national convention of my lifetime
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How did we get here? People who work retail realized it's not worth risking bodily harm to protect a company that has more money than god, insurance, and will deactivate these devices, rendering them useless and worthless. The ignorance of this tweet is really something special.
Society is so broken in California that employees are basically trained to help assist tens of thousands of dollars of merchandise being stolen right in front of them (notice them holding customers back) as everyone else just stands around and watches.
How did we get here?
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