Do you like our stories but hate our twitter? Perhaps you would enjoy subscribing to a newsletter instead! lol jk the same person is in charge of both. https://t.co/had7QS89yW

It’s not just you treating our couch like a doomsday bunker that is at issue here. It is also you being under the bed. And under that little end table in the den, which is admittedly less of a big deal. https://t.co/R7ZCiUYo9b

[inhaling 6 large coffees to achieve 150% productivity at work] Don't talk to me until I've had my capitalism!!!

"We have a few animals that can actually catch the virus, the great apes, gorillas, and chimps and the people working with those animals immediately began wearing masks." https://t.co/lqW58fE1HR

Scott Stapp reached spectacular, undeniable heights of commercial success while also inspiring intense vitriol from vocal haters — and then publicly unraveled. https://t.co/uCM7oILhsV

We probably can’t tell yet just what we’re missing out on when we transfer social life from the real world to the virtual. https://t.co/zko8gYCgwz

We all have to find a way to float together.

We have repeatedly made it clear that you may venture wherever you please in this house, and are even willing to work with the fact that you are a 16-pound Pomeranian-Shetland mix who lacks opposable thumbs by opening doors when you need them opened. https://t.co/R7ZCiUYo9b

"I can go two to three hours without talking to another human being because we are all in our own departments staying away from one another." https://t.co/lqW58fE1HR

Scott Stapp’s breakdown was uniquely extreme, detailed and vivid, especially given his and Creed’s strong messaging about redemption. https://t.co/uCM7oJ2Skt

Without any alternatives, we’ll all have to get used to virtual stand-ins, and fast. https://t.co/zko8gYCgwz

Obscene amount of Creed got blasted while doing this absurd pet project of a story. Dreams really do come true! c/o @jeremypgordon @outline

i wrote an open letter to my dog

Dearest Nora, It gives me no pleasure to write you this letter, especially in a forum as public as this one; however, your recent actions have left me no choice in the matter. https://t.co/R7ZCiUYo9b

Heather DeBord is a 48-year-old zookeeper at Zoo Knoxville. https://t.co/lqW58fE1HR

During Creed’s heyday, Scott Stapp became synonymous with Christian rock, long locks flailing as he belted lyrics about overcoming his struggles through faith. Then he unraveled. https://t.co/uCM7oILhsV

The most enlightened of all hot-beverage vessels is a stout, narrow ceramic mug shaped like a cylinder, exactly as wide at the brim as at the base. All else is folly. https://t.co/PdmbDlza56

We have found ourselves in the midst of medically necessary self-imposed isolation during an era when more people are living alone than in quite possibly any point in human history.

At the moment, masks carry with them a social cost — namely that wearing one might make you look goofy. We got you some cooler inspiration. https://t.co/GlEra8lWUR

Reardon was hospitalized — with his partner, who works at a hospital, taking him in “because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me.” https://t.co/LOcvdKqvLU

The essential problem is this: if a system is a joined whole, then the U.S. does not have a health care system. https://t.co/xD5ubuDe7q