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15+yrs in markets. Theistic Economist. Investor. Finding Insight in Squiggly Lines. https://t.co/0LD8GycIeK / https://t.co/vKcB0Gcugn

Fort Collins, CO
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
4 days
🧑‍🍳😘
@bennpeifert
Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
6 days
Let me explain in a little more detail what a martingale strategy is and why it's particularly susceptible to this kind of charlatanism and borderline fraud. Let's say I have a coin flip bet, 50/50 heads/tails, heads I make $1 and tails I lose $1.
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
4 days
@DowdEdward
Edward Dowd
6 days
Today’s 10% move in Silver is a 4-5 sigma event. A 3.8 sigma move is the chance that you personally get hit by lightning at least once in your lifetime…so not likely. You are witnessing history today.
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
9 days
Fair well Fed Independence. It was nice while it lasted. #NixonV2
@Investingcom
Investing.com
9 days
*TRUMP: ANYBODY THAT DISAGREES WITH ME WILL NEVER BE FED CHAIRMAN
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
9 days
Put me in coach! I'll slash rates for you whether they need it or not!
@Investingcom
Investing.com
9 days
*WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER HASSETT: US FED IS WAY BEHIND CURVE ON RATE CUTS
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
15 days
The $SPX is ever more too big to fail.
@financialjuice
FinancialJuice
16 days
US Treasury Secretary Bessent: 38% of Americans don't own stocks, we aim to get that to zero.
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
20 days
Yes, and…..The plural of anecdote is not data.
@ProfFeynman
Prof. Feynman
20 days
If the theory is beautiful but the data hates it, trust the data.
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
22 days
Last December, I put on this “steepener” (a spread ratio of 10yr notes and 30yr bond #futures ). I’m not a good macro investor, but this one made sense to me. Up $12K (~100% ROC) and holding into ‘26 & new Fed chair. (H/t to ⁦@jam_croissant⁩ for the inspiration).
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
22 days
It’s #WWOD. “What would Orwell do?”
@Polymarket
Polymarket
23 days
JUST IN: Tourists visiting U.S. will have to submit 5 years of their social media history under new proposal.
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
22 days
The thing about successful investing too few understand is that so much of it is about risk management and knowing when an investment is not working so that you can take action to protect capital and redeploy into something else. Do you know how to tell when your investment is
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
23 days
Happy #FOMC day! May the rates be ever in your favor!
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
25 days
So, when did the timeline branch?
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
26 days
The “if she keeps saving” bit demonstrates a reluctancy to embrace human behavior. Better create disincentives to pulling from this cash or most of these accounts will be $0 when they become accessible at yr 18.
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
26 days
Ted Cruz on the "Trump Accounts": "Take a little girl born next year—the accounts open, $1k is automatically seeded, her parents, her family, her employer puts $5,000 each year. Assuming growth of S&P 500, which is 7% a year, by the time that little girl is 18, she will have
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
26 days
What about guys who go to therapy & learn greeks?
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
26 days
In footie, they call this an “own goal” 🤦‍♂️
@USTreasury
Treasury Department
27 days
U.S. Treasuries are having their best year since 2020, and the investors who had confidence and faith in President Trump’s economic policies have been richly rewarded. Never bet against @POTUS or America! 🇺🇸
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
26 days
Anti-vaxxers are like traders or investors who live only for black swans. They are almost always wrong, except for the very very rare events when they are right….and when that happens, they won’t shut up about it.
@DavidAFrench
David French
26 days
The anti-vax movement is going to go down in history as one of the most sad, bizarre, and destructive social contagions of modern times.
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
26 days
Terms you would do well to understand the meaning of in 2026: Petrodollar, Petroyuan, & Stablecoin.
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
30 days
Uncle Jerome called. He said your chance for an EOY/BOY rally in tech is not over. 😉😘 $QQQ
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
1 month
The syllabic emphasis kept me from making the LOTR connection re: Palantir. 🤦‍♂️ Also, I’m now much more afraid of Palantir.
@annbordetsky
Ann Bordetsky
1 month
Naming tech startups after Lord of the Rings is a thing, there's a still a few good ones up for grabs. Someone should use these... Taken: - Palantir - Anduril - Durin - Mithril Available: - Gandalf - Galadriel - Elrond - Lindir - Aragorn - Rohan - Shire? Just thinking
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
1 month
Few.
@CliffordAsness
Clifford Asness
1 month
Why do they even care when 1 BTC = 1 BTC? It’s almost like they are trying to make money in FEE-YAT?
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@joshschuler
joshschuler
1 month
This. All this. 👇
@choffstein
Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
1 month
Me: yea wtf happened in markets today HFT chat:
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