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This photo contains the only known Cirie haters to ever exist.
#TheTraitorsUs
is Cirie the most universally loved reality TV contestant ever? Who else even is in competition? incredible to be so good at deceiving lying and backstabbing and still be so beloved.
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Not sure what the story is here yet, but I genuinely hope Q has broken everyone’s trust enough that he goes the rest of the game without anyone telling him who to vote — and he just randomly votes for whoever he’s not vibing with that night
#survivor
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what is the relationship between king kong and godzilla? is it just that they're both big guys
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Kellie to Bruce (paraphrased): “Don't wear feathers In your hair at tribal. People mock you. And do your tai chi in private where no one can see you.”
#survivor
#survivor45
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What do you mean you’re “On Fire with Jeff Probst: The Only Official Survivor Podcast” for Halloween?
#survivor
#survivor45
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By losing his vote but then winning immunity, Bruce essentially achieved “Safety Without Power” the hard way.
#survivor
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I can’t recommend this EXTREMELY thoughtful documentary enough.
Instead of being simply sensational, it artfully explains & critiques the systems and institutions that enabled the abuse—and they picked great subj matter experts too like
@kkdumez
& Josh Pease.
#shinyhappypeople
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While I’m so glad that Bruce gets a second chance on 45 and hope he does well, I also can’t help but celebrate that there exists a 1 in 18 chance that Francesca—if Bruce is voted out first—will no longer be the statistically worst Survivor player of all time.
#survivor
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They released one image from the new LOTR show and Twitter is not disappointing. I love nerds.
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CBS seems to really be investing in marketing Survivor on a different level. I thought it was just because of the writer’s strike—but I think it’s going so far now that it can’t just be that. Seems like they’ve realized how valuable the show is.
Great time to be a
#Survivor
fan!
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@gabebergado
When you get both vaccine doses but still get COVID because you didn’t wait two weeks afterward to start socializing.
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Your Holiness, Holy Father, Bishop of Rome and Vicar of Jesus Christ…
The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip
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This is unquestionably an all-time bio prompt response
The
#Survivor
43 cast has hit the beach! Check out the photos AND bios for the newest group of 18 castaways that includes a pet cremator, a Paralympian, a heart valve specialist, and the first contestants from Hawaii:
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I’ve never cared a second what a Duggar was up to, but I do care deeply about Christian reform in the areas of patriarchy, authoritarianism and right wing politics.
This documentary is really an examination on those things, Trojan horsed into a doc about the Duggars.
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If you’re not starting 2023 by watching Survivor Tocantins on Netflix, are you really living?
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Javier clarified with me how he feels about Alpha Team today, having watched the show back.
Full Interview ➡️
#Outlast
#OutlastNetflix
#Netflix
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“kArLa aNd jEsSe hAtE wOmEn sO i’M aLlOwEd tO hArRaSs tHeM”
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“It’s getting the best of me.”
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My favorite TV genre is is shows where
#Cirie
pulls aside a fellow contestant—in whom she sees a lot of herself—and gives them a pep talk
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Survivor players that have been on our screens for more episodes than Shonee:
- Boston Rob
- Parvati
End of list.
🤯🤯🤯
#SurvivorAU
#Survivor
#Shontent
Shonee is the most fun player in the global franchise of
#SurvivorAU
This season showed how she can make every scene and everyone she interacts with more fun! Beyond grateful she’s graced us with her presence three times! 😭
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Perhaps my favorite tidbit from this podcast with Javier is him describing the unaired booby trap he laid for Team Alpha.
Full Interview ➡️
#Outlast
#OutlastNetflix
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Between Jeff’s tweet to me on Tuesday and then the incredible experience of watching that
#Survivor45
episode at the
#RHAP
event on Wednesday & connecting with fans & players afterward, I am a little worried I’ve peaked as a
#Survivor
fan.
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In the spirit of
@ArtButSports
, here’s a 🧵 I’ll add to of
#ArtButMakeItSurvivor
:
# 1
Isaac's Servant Tying the Bracelet on Rebecca's Arm by Benjamin West, 18th Century
#survivor
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Seeing as this is the first time Sia gave $100k to a third place finisher, I think this officially makes Carolyn’s $195,000 ($85k for 🥉, $100k from Sia, $10k reunion appearance fee), the most any non-winner has ever earned playing in one season of Survivor.
#survivor
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Very tempted to do a thread of these (even though I have much better things to do)
#survivor
#survivor46
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#survivor
#survivor46
Q: “You’re the Phillip to my Boston Rob.”
Audience: That’s so demeaning!!!
Bhanu:
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I honestly forgot Rupert got third place on Guatemala 😂
In 2005, after coming up short on Survivor: Guatemala, I was asked on The Early Show if I’d ever play Survivor again. Little did I know 18 years later I’d be living in a castle in Scotland and getting buried alive lol catch The Traitors on
@peacock
NOW!
#TheTraitorsUS
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HYPOTHETICALLY if I got to sit down with the greatest Reality TV villain in at least a decade, what would you want me to ask her? 🤫
@Silent_Podcasts
#outlast
#outlastnetflix
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Aight, I had to do one more to honor the legend that is David “I am the Monster” Jelinsky.
#Survivor
#Survivor46
Very tempted to do a thread of these (even though I have much better things to do)
#survivor
#survivor46
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@SenWarren
Thank you, senator.
Can’t wait to hear how Trump will blame Biden for him catching COVID-19.
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I owe so many meaningful memories & friendships to the hard work & passion of this one man.
46 seasons in the bag, and yet he shared for 30 mins with us about ideas & hopes for the future of the show.
Thank you, Jeff.
#survivor
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Still one of the greatest lines in Survivor history 🔥
Nobody has played — nor ever will play — the “Godfather” role better than Tom.
#survivor
“Tomorrow we make our apologies, tonight we make our move.” - Tom
#Survivor
#SurvivorHeroesVsVillains
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@SurvDiversity
Nat B’s move to convince Erik to give him the immunity necklace was just as bad (if not worse) of a move than Erik’s decision to do it. Her only path to victory was to go with him to the end. He knew this and tried to build an ally, while she eliminated her 1 option to win.
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Absolutely ZERO shade to Cassidy. I actually feel bad for her having to deal with people appropriating her face to spew hatred.
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@JeffProbst
@CBS
@survivorcbs
@Rick_Devens
Thank you, Jeff, from the whole Kettles family!! Both for the kind tweet and for all you’ve done to make
@survivorcbs
our favorite show 🔥
Can’t wait to thank you in person out there in Fiji one day 😉
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@Chappells_Show
She’s someone—who like Parvati or Tyson—started as a very fun character in her first season, but whose gameplay abilities have grown significantly with each appearance. She is an icon, fan favorite, and has unquestionably developed into a great Survivor player
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I intentionally threw a fantasy football match last week because I thought it would get me a better matchup for the first round of playoffs…
I was right. ✨
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@JeffProbst
HE CLAIMS HE ONCE HAD THIS DREAM WHERE A VERSION OF HIMSELF CALLED “SURVIVOR GUY” APPEARED TO HIM LIKE A CATHOLIC SAINT, AND THIS BEING GAVE HIM NEW CATCH PHRASES LIKE “SORRY FOR YOU” AND HE NOW CHANNELS THIS PERSONA ON THE ISLAND WHEN INTERACTING WITH THE PLAYERS IN THIS NEW ERA
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“What’s his name ❓ What was his birth 👶 name?”
Introducing Harland Theodore Kettles
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@TheMarshyBear
My view is that Arie:
1) Knew he had lost (other three were tight)
2) Wanted to preserve his “good guy” reputation moving forward
3) Was satisfied to let Cirie win after the amazing season she played and friendship they formed
#TheTraitorsUS
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This man was by far the most impressive player in episode one of
#SurvivorAU
.
Every convo shown of him, he was making positive, connecting comments (eg “bet you would have a great trivia team name”/“you’ve gotta be a pro powerlifter”)
@warnock_mark
is my official winner pick ✅
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#ArtButMakeItSurvivor
The Wedding Feast of Samson by Rembrandt, 1638
@BKdegreaser69
@_iamtevindavis
@TheLizWilcox88
@kenziepetty__
@TiffyCrazyCool
#survivor
#survivor46
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@ShannonGaitz
Feels like the only thing they had in common was that both episodes had a Matt 🤦🏻♂️
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@saltyliberal74
@kkdumez
I’m sorry for your experience and hope you nothing by healing moving forward.
Highly recommend Kristin Du Mez’s book “Jesus and John Wayne” if you’re interested in reading more about the sociological perspective of this movement (and fundamentalism’s ties to right wing politics)
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God, last night would have been the PERFECT time for Hunter to play his Shot-in-the-Dark.
Time to re-visit the SITD FLOWCHART 🎲
1) Are you a likely target?
✅ Yes. Hunter was nervous for a reason & knew he was a clear option to be voted out here.
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#survivor
#survivor46
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My wife and I have one non-negotiable TV rule, and it’s honestly about 70% responsible for saving our marriage:
We watch every TV show that has Marshawn Lynch on it. No exceptions.
#StarsOnMars
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GUYS, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I’M SO SHOCKED I WON.
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@stephenfishbach
It really sucks that the finale for Tocantins never aired, and it’s the one Survivor season where no one definitively knows who got the most votes at final tribal council.
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@ShannonGaitz
100% agree. I see some arguments that they aren’t getting credit for “playing the middle” here like Tika has been, but “playing the middle” means that you have to vote out both sides—and yet Tika remains unscathed another round.
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Please explain Dr. Will to me in Survivor terms
#TheTraitorsUS
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Drea heading into the merge with:
- An Activated Idol
- An Extra Vote
- An Amulet
- A Shot-in-the-Dark
- A Cross-Tribal Cnxn w/ Maryanne
- A Ride-or-Die Partner in Romeo who said, "I feel like it's my duty to... [help her] become an even better player."
#survivor
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@classicallygia
I can’t remember a season with more annoying stan accounts than this one. I genuinely feel bad for Cassidy—not only does she lose FTC, but then she also has to deal with having the goofiest online fan club
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@stephenfishbach
Goes back further!!a a
Thought “John Fincher is a poser” is certainly more iconic
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@Rick_Devens
@JeffProbst
@CBS
You must not be a big survivor fan because they literally had him back on this season. 😂
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