Dr. WILL KIRBY
@DrWillKirby
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✨ Chief Medical Officer at @LaserAway ✨ Board Certified #Dermatologist ✨ Associate Clinical Professor of #Dermatology ✨
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How
#BB19
HGs can make money on Twitter:
1) Go to "Settings"
2) Click "Manage Account"
3) Click "Deactivate Profile"
4) Go get real job
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Many recent
#bb
fan tweets stating that I won nothing.
Stat check:
Never won:
1) HOH
2) POV
Won:
1) Big Brother
2) Price Is Right
3) Life
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@ActuallyNPH
for Celebrity
@CBSBigBrother
!
Just watched the season finale of
@CBSBigBrother
. Wow, was that jury THE biggest bunch of bitter bitches (except Cody).
@DrWillKirby
rules.
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If you are about to post song lyrics on Twitter, ask yourself:
Is it worth it?
Let me work it.
I put my thing down, flip it & reverse it.
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I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats!
Blindsided, backstabbed and bitter. What did you think of the jury round table? Catch up on the
#BB19
finale:
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Dr. Will on this year’s jury, bitter jurors and bitter fans |
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A mistake that some reality contestants make after leaving a show is thinking that ‘infamous’ is a synonym (or even antonym) for ‘famous’. The ‘in’ implies negation but incorrectly as you may be widely known, but for having a bad reputation. Don’t let your reality live in infamy.
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While the holiday season is joyous, it can also be a challenge.
Openly share these numbers as there should be no shame in asking for help nor hesitation in providing it.
Suicide Prevention
800-273-8255
Mental Health Hotline
866-677-5924
Alliance on Mental Illness
800-950-6264
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Will be posting more pics on my Instagram account...
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Humbled to be recognized for assisting but the real heroes were the EMS team, the management from
@Cinemark
, and the hundreds of concerned moviegoers.
Blown away by how quickly a group of strangers can come together in a crisis.
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I will never, ever, ever choose the grocery cart that someone left a tiny piece of paper in.
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Um...
Wow.
Where did you dig up this gem?
You definitely get an interview for uncovering this architectural treasure.
DM me.
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The pleasure was all ours,
@JeffreeStar
. Can’t wait to see the video!
The amazing
@DrWillKirby
just finished stitching me up! ❤️ Everything went really great.. Time to heal 😫
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My
#firstsevenjobs
:
1) Del Taco
2) Baskin Robbins
3) UA Movie Theater
4) Fish Store
5) Medical Research
6) Doctor
7) Reality Show Contestant
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I went for a jog tonight but I after just thee minutes I headed home because I forgot something important.
I forgot that I hate jogging.
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Some a-hole's car alarm was going off for 3 hours! Unrelentingly loud & annoying. Called police. Described car. Then realized it was my car.
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This story made me sad.
Sad that both hunters didn't get squished.
A South African hunter was killed when an elephant that had been shot by another hunter fell on him
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What if global warming is a hoax & we preserve rainforests, clean the oceans, get energy independent & create a better world for nothing?
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Set out for an am jog but then come home after 5 minutes because I realized I forgot something very important. I forgot that I hate jogging.
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Catch some very good
@CBSBigBrother
#BB20
houseguests tonight at 8:00 pm on CBS and then immediately switch over to
@Bravotv
at 9:00 for
#ShahsofSunset
to watch the very best
#BigBrother
player!
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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
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I hate when I go to the farmer's market to buy fresh organic vegetables but when I get home they are just regular doughnuts.
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Sneak preview for tomorrow's
#BB16
Finale: "The jury members get a surprise visit from the legendary Dr. Will".
http://t.co/Q7AEI9bsIQ
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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." -George Bernard Shaw
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The past, the present and the future walked in to a bar. It was tense.
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Time does not exist. Social expectations require a means to quantify time as accomplished by clocks. What matters is staying in the moment.
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Today I gave a choking man the heimlich & then whispered, "your unborn grandson invented time travel & sent me from the future to save you".
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The DNA similarity between chimpanzees and humans is approximately 98.8%. But I swear that I woke up today feeling about 98.9% similar.
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The question, "Are you as smart as I am?", when read backwards still makes complete sense. Consider your mind officially blown.
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What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
Stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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The letters in the word "listen"can be rearranged to form the word "silent". BOOM. Your mind was just officially blown.
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Just watched
@ThisIsTheEnd
. It was TERRIBLE.
@SethRogen
,
@BaruchelNDG
,
@JonahHill
@GravyTrainEvan
&
@JamesFrancoTV
, you owe me $4.99.
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Randomly ran into one of my comedy heros today and hoped he'll be as cool as I imagined. And he absolutely was! Thank you,
@NormMacdonald
.
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Just realized children's poet Shel Silverstein wrote the Johnny Cash song, "A Boy Named Sue". Wow. Now everything in the world makes sense.
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I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in front. Stay strong, bothers & sisters!
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True story: In the 80s I went to a J. Geils Band concert & the opening act was a new band from Ireland. We booed them off stage. It was
@U2
.
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Nothing is sexier than intelligence.
Nothing.
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Thanks for including me,
@passiveincomemd
. A must-read for any
@CBSBigBrother
fans!
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Thanks for the kind comments & review,
@BachelorUNCUT
. Your article is must read for any
@CBSBigBrother
fan!
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I bet you didn't see this coming...
@Cosmopolitan
magazine included me in this article on semen facials:
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Next time you think that gas is expensive remember that the price is reasonable for what you are actually buying: explosive liquid dinosaurs
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Stop for a moment and realize that that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad"... Consider your mind now officially blown.
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Busy weekend plans here! I'm going to eat all four of the new Ben and Jerry's Core flavors and then feel really dissappointed in myself.
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Did you miss me on
@TheDoctors
today? You are in luck! Here is the clip:
http://t.co/6jPMSD7YNB
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The amount of unsolicited mail I get is obscene.
You too?
I'm a little late for
#earthday
but here are some of the legitimate sites I use to stop junk letters, crappy catalogs, and credit card offers:
1) (free)
2) (free)
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Thanks for the shout out,
@PerezHilton
! Check out which 5 reality stars he would like to see back on TV:
http://t.co/SBaJ3wB7sR
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Enormous thanks to
@Andy
,
@BravoTV
, and
#ShahsofSunset
for featuring
@LaserAway
,
@CoreyOrdoyne
, and me on Season 7, Episode 3 of
#Shahs
airing this coming Thursday (8/16/18) at 9:00 pm!!!
Please catch the episode and visit a
@LaserAway
clinic near you!!!
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Always flattered when a super fan like
@DaltonRoss
writes about me in
@EW
! Sending him signed underwear as a gift...
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My old man done good! Poet David Kirby wins Lifetime Achievement Award:
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Check out pages eight and nine of my high school newspaper to experience staggering journalist mastery
A must-read for
@CBSBigBrother
fans
Our first issue this year was released today! Grab a copy to read our interview w/
@DrWillKirby
or check it out here:
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3) (free)
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5) ($2)
6) (free)
Please help the environment (and your mailbox) by using these sites (takes 5 minutes!) and please share this info with everyone you know!
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Yep,
@Sethrogen
, it did in the USA. But not world wide.
@DespicableMe
2 was released 7 days earlier. But BOTH had hacky endings.
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I don't agree with description or order but thanks,
@EW
! The 25 Most Memorable Reality Stars
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In 2013: "Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors and let each New Year find you a better person." -Ben Franklin
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Best Dermatologists in Los Angeles!
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Well I ain't jumping in! But big thanks to
@SELFmagazine
and
@haleyslone
for including me in this discussion:
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