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@JortsTheCat

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Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]

Not Philadelphia
Joined December 2021
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
4 years
I am purring very loud because I love all of you.
@AITA_online
Am I the Asshole?
4 years
AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts? https://t.co/sC58aB3ecK
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@UFWupdates
United Farm Workers
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Open the schools
@LauraLoomer
Laura Loomer
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What the hell is this illegal alien farm worker non English shit on my TV. Someone call @ICEgov.
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@UFWupdates
United Farm Workers
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There is nothing “America First” about making it cheaper or easier to import foreign guest workers
@StephenM
Stephen Miller
9 days
Plenty of countries in history have experimented with importing a foreign labor class. The West is the first and only civilization to import a foreign labor class that is granted full political rights, including welfare & the right to vote. All visas are a bridge to citizenship.
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@TheNLRBU
National Labor Relations Board Union
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We, the employees of the NLRB, are calling on members of Congress to reject the Senate’s proposed funding deal unless it includes meaningful reforms for ICE and CBP’s operations. Our Union has never endorsed a government shutdown before. But we believe we have no other choice.
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@EoinHiggins_
Eoin Higgins
14 days
Residents make the case that ICE is not welcome in Portland Maine
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@UAW
UAW
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"Smash the Klan & Black Legion" UAW Local 174 sound car campaigning in the lead up to Detroit's 1937 elections, positioning a strong labor movement as a key to fighting racist and anti-immigrant forces. 📸 @ReutherLibrary
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@sarahlazare
Sarah Lazare
17 days
So many union members and workers, some of whom struck today, out at the airport picketing among thousands and cheering on clergy as they were arrested. Lots of hugs, singing, sharing of hand warmers. https://t.co/HKVHzvqBNS
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
20 days
Please, we’re ready for it to happen
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@MandelaFace
Goatstein
1 month
Lmao
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@dieworkwear
derek guy
1 month
I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to the benefit of my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
1 month
On one hand I’m worried about the snacks cabinet and on the other hand I’m worried about WW3. I don’t even have hands
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
4 years
Happy New Ear to all those who celebrate (?)
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@swagmastarpaul
Paul Blart
2 months
If anyone’s tree needs to be knocked over still lmk I can come knock it over for you the trees look better in the floor I think
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
2 months
Everyone just smile when your mom tells you about that ne’er do well cousin who says he’s a “project manager” for “building data centers” who says he uses chatGPT for his job. We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is actually a real job)
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@dieworkwear
derek guy
2 months
@TheJusticeDept @jamiedupree spending christmas eve running the US Dept of Justice twitter account arguing with "Karl Marx Ate My Son" about the epstein files
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
4 years
Jean says to remind you that if your local police department is pretending to “escort Santa Claus” you should learn about civil forfeiture
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
2 months
One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
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@hyphy_republic
Jaime Omar Yassin
2 months
Someone stole my front bike tire tonight. Top it off, someone pulled fire alarm at 12th st BART, as I was kind of drifting on 14th wondering what to do, I saw a person who had my tire, & just asked for it back. No argument, just gave it back; I gave them $5 because he looked down
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
2 months
No offense to Teamsters (I love you Teamsters)
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
2 months
Hazing Teamsters on the picket line? This is an incredibly strange thing to do to members of the only big union who still fucks with you
@Lfelizleon
Luis Feliz Leon
2 months
Greg Bovino of the U.S. Border Patrol showed up at the picket line of Teamsters Local 705 in Chicago today. The workers have been on strike against manufacturer Mauser since June. When workers are intimidated by federal agents, it chills worker organizing! https://t.co/If9kKAQlyP
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@JortsTheCat
Jorts (and Jean)
2 months
The nervous look goes away as soon as you take him home
@MartyGo86279823
Marty Gonzalez
2 months
RVA has @JortsTheCat merch available!! Contact @RALtweets to meet Mozzarella. 🧡🧡🧡🐈
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